It's our BSP chat talking to people in Pittsburg, North Carolina, Tokyo and Guam. That's how we roll. The BSP Classic Hour is from February 2002. Ted Bell is mad that airport VIP check-in was abolished after 9-11. Ted wants new changes to broaden the gap between social classes. Meaning first class and coach!

Ted Bell has another Dunphy brother singing in the Prime Rib Room. And Chef Chodillia has embarrassed him by stating, in an issue of Beverly Hills Chef, that he'd "bone" Kellyanne Conway. Austin Amarka, a cabinet installer from Lancaster, has taken exception to Dr. Jim Sadler's comment that, when examining a man's prostate, he tells him to "get the pants off, bitch" as a way of letting off steam. RC Collins has another edition of The Alt-Right Report.... The BSP Classic Show is from December 2002. Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid’s school. Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money…

Aspiring adult film maker Chris Norton is back on the show. He hears that the New England Patriots are copyrighting the phrase "Blitz for Six." Chris thinks it's too similar to the title of his upcoming film "Bliss For Six"... a movie about three couples who are so happy that all their tests for venereal diseases came back negative that they go to Mexico for a big partner swap. Also Dean Wheeler guests. He's opening Wheeler Resort back up! The BSP Classic Hour is from December 1999. Ted Bell tells Phil that unfortunately he cannot donate the $50,000 he promised to the Emery House foundation because the gingerbread houses that the blind kids made were terrible.

Ted Bell is serving up rabbit at Ted's of Beverly Hills and he has an eager customer in Professor Emory Clayton who grew to hate rabbits when a girl he knew spent more time with a pet rabbit than with Emory. Then Jay Santos is at a sports bar in West LA trying to figure out why more people aren't whooping it up for the Patriots. The BSP Classic Show, from January 2004 features Doug Dannger on the movie Cold Mountain’s which he believes alludes to the plight of today’s gays. Steve Bosell tosses his niece off a roof into a pile of snow just for fun, and she disappears into the snow. He was inspired by Steve Irwin.

Attorney Harvey Weirman guests in this discussion of whether or not "Smonday" (the day after Super Bowl Sunday) should be a national holiday. Ted Bell and Tom Cattan talk about Cattan leaving the health food business, tired of all the crank calls from Phil's listeners giggling at any mention of bananas and cucumbers. The BSP Classic Hour, from January 2006, is with Art Griego who believes the handling of luggage is a courtesy to airline customers. Art says pilots have a right to throw a bag off the plane if they see fit. Hal and Viola even call in to tell Phil they agree with Art.

Ted Bell tells Phil it's going to be a big Super Bowl weekend and the last thing he needs is Donald Trump, an old friend, walking in and complaining... Dr. Jim Sadler tells Phil's listeners that when a woman starts giving you h*** j*** the relationship is over. Plus Steve Bosell has more problems... The BSP Classic Hour is from April 2001. Clara Bingham says that if Jesse Jackson's going on a rescue mission to get our flyers back from China, then he deserves an apology from everyone for dissing him over the years.

From March 2014, a show from the early days of the current podcast. Phil deals with outside business and a sore throat. It's winter, it's cold, it sucks... The BSP Classic Show is from October 2002. Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. Phil announces he’s going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill.

Brad Rivkind, Las Vegas advertising executive, discusses Raider fans prancing about dressed up as pirates. Ted Bell is renaming his restaurant "Ted's of Beverly Hills Meathouse." Bobbie Dooley talks about Steve and his buddies watching a round of porn before the games this weekend. The BSP Classic Hour features Chris Norton's list of the 'Top 100 Women of the Past Century.' From December 1999.

Ted Bell introduces the teen-aged Justin McElroy who’s written a new commercial jingle for Ted’s of Beverly Hills. Deane Wheeler is at the club rehearsing Emerelda’s number “Go With It.” He starts crying after telling Phil’s audience that he’s following everyone back on Twitter. Phil and Margaret speculate on whether or not Deane is using again. Don Micksa tells the crew not to let how funky his breath is deter them from Trump’s message on Cruz’s citizenship. The longer they fixate on that, the longer they don’t get what Trump is saying. Originally aired January 8, 2016. The BSP Classic Hour is from May 2002. Bobbie Dooley is excited about being vicariously molested by a basketball coach due to her son having been molested.

The panel had Phil tailed. Ted Bell doesn't think he's getting his money's worth advertising on the Hendrie Show... Bobbie Dooley talks about what she calls Heidi Klumm's phony fall on America's Got Talent. The Classic Hour from December, 2005: Steve Bosell calls in after he went to the dentist. He thought the hygienist was attractive.