Friday, November 15, 2002 Show Log by Paulie Walnuts Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts things off talking about Army soldiers revealing their gay so they were let go. David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil that Bud is a vital part of the program. He implements the “show monitor” to see who is more interesting, Phil or Bud. Flashback with Bob Green. Joe Dickhead & The Professor with NFL picks while playing Marco Polo at Sportsman Water Park. Hour 2: Ted Bell is back...he's mad about Condoleezza Rice's security alert about Al-Qaeda because he's wealthy and doesn't want to be bothered with it. Ted was performed by Phil. Vernon is on with a flashback. Hour 3: Paul Lane joins the program demanding Bill France of Nascar reveal which seven drivers in the Cart circuit are homosexual. He drove professionally (in Sega games).

Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Machine" Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out by talking about the upcoming Aspen Comedy Festival and news on Michael Jackson hanging his kid out of a window in Berlin. Hour 2: Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier comes on to give insight on Ben Affleck. He believes that as a gay man and gay journalist he slept with hundreds of women to find out why women go out with losers like Ben Affleck. Steve Bosell comes on with a flashback. Hour 3: Ted Bell joins the program and talks about his new book "Making the Step-Dad Happy." He gives advice to the kids to make their moms worthy to be with the new man she's married. Phil breaks the news that he created the voice of Ted.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. She wrote a letter to anyone coming to her Homeowners Association from the south has to conduct themselves appropriatly and get any ideas of being Trent Lott out of their head.. “no spook jokes.” Flashback from Margaret. Hour 2: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid's school. They get stoned before the shows in the parking lot. Phil talks about things going on in his life like PMS. Hour 3: Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money...you have to look him in the eye when you walk by him in the shopping mall. Sean Penn comes on to talk about his visit to Iraq and his special relationship with Saddam Hussein but it's Phil. David comes on to yell at Phil for telling people he did the voice... “no one believes it was Sean Penn!”

Friday, March 12, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell blames Phil's complaining about high gas prices on the larger number of undesirables coming into Ted's high-class steakhouse. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.