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The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was "a homosexual." He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller.                       Kevin Keller.....gay Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that  his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. "This movie smells like one of your fathers farts," was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater "for kicks."

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Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center was Phil's guest in the first hour to talk about America's eroding economy and how we'll still be expected to adopt African babies. Dean adopted three but sent them back as not being African enough. Gabriel Nittny, Ted's of Beverly Hills chef, shows off the type of grill-work Ted is having done on his own teeth. Ted Bell's Ted's Of Beverly Hills sponsored our second hour and Ted started in with how smart he is for buying gold. When people didn't seem to care that Ted had made gold serving trays for the restaurant or was installing a gold statue of himself and his wife and son out in front of his Beverly Hills home, Ted revealed that he had "a gold grill made that says 'Big Boy, Power 106'" and was on his way tomorrow to get it installed.

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From his son Josh throwing food on a bus and telling the woman who chastised him to "f*** off you dirty old t***" to the deep-seated insecurities brought on by hearing Soft Cell's "Sex Dwarf" and "Tainted Love" Ted Bell holds forth from Ted's of Beverly Hills tonight Later, Sholl Heller, from Germany's Inter magazine, is back on the show to discuss George Zimmerman being granted bail and Zimmerman's "apology" to Trayvon Martin's parents... With David G. Hall and Margaret Grey
Ted Bell announces the "Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof: a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to play in a bounce house. from August 2005.(0:35:17)
Friday, January 7, 2005 Hour 1: The Skippy and Frank Show kicks off the program. Skippy and Frank call into Thai food restaurants to tell the workers that all their relatives died in the tsunami. It’s real cutting edge comedy! Then they get fired… again. Phil talks tsunami damage further and considers if a tidal wave of that magnitude would create the same destruction should it happed to LA. Bud has breaking news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston split. Bud attempts to interview Jennifer Anniston from the bathroom at the LA Laker game. And a caller informs Phil that he’s got the rights to ‘Phil Hendrie Show’ and that Phil is breaking copyright law! Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.
Monday, January 24, 2005 Hour 1: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is the guest for the hour. She explains that it is risky to rent property to single mothers. Margaret believes it is legitimate, as a landlord, to ask the question if all the children come from the same father, and worry if the woman has a lot of male callers coming to the home. Hour 3: Doug Dannger, writer for the Orange County Courier, is the guest in the third hour. Doug is a gay man and gay journalist, and he is writing an article about the Great American Smoke-out. As part of his investigation, he is going to out in public places and smoking to see how people react. He says because he is gay, nobody will have the temerity to go eyeball to eyeball with him and tell him to put out his cigarette. Show log by Kyle Davis.

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                                                   Bundy's Ranch  Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy.....Ted says its pretty old and may be slightly diseased but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted's customers can "savor..." Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan "Ted's of Beverly Hills...A River of Shit..." Phil, Bud and the General started commenting on some elderly women they saw on TV and their "back doors" which disgusted Margaret.. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick came on to talk about an abuse story at a school in Atlanta. Pastor Rennick was also dealing with a group of chickens he got from kids at Easter Other weirdness...... Congrats to All Access BSP metcalfc of Mission Viejo, CA. winner of this mornings  iPad!
Ted's View   Ted Bell was rushed to an area hospital after suffering an asthma attack midway through Sundays Denver-Dallas football game. Steve Bosell carried Bell outside the broadcast center, laid him on the ground and then went back inside to call the game. Bell lay there on his back for 90 minutes with beer and ice cream being spilled on his face. His only break came when a woman wearing a skirt with no underwear stepped over him a half a dozen times. "Unfortunately I was too weak to move but I'm grateful," said Bell
Margeret Grey was on tonight talking about a parent-student dance at her sons school where she busted out some "Broadway" moves that she used in New York when she was a (struggling, if ever employed) dancer there. She did the 'cat-crawl, a full lay-out, wrapped her leg around a boys waist that she was dancing with and hiked her skirt above her hips. "You've seen the sculpture of David, right? Well my ass could go right along side it." Ted Bell from "Ted's of Beverly Hills" brought up HPV's again (High Performance Vehicles) and the one he owns-A Mercedes McLaren. As a successful businessman who is "going from one end of this city to the other everyday trying to save the country from Obama." Ted feels he, and about 5 of his friends, should be allowed to drive while holding the cell in one hand and the steering wheel in another. "I don't have time to fool around with a blue tooth when there are lives at stake." Besides, Ted tells us, he can steer that Mercedes with one finger. One of the best calls of the last 4 years is in this segment. In our final hour the return of "As You Like To Hear Them" and an interview with "Bill O'Reilly" who tells Phil, sure, he felt bad for the Marine dad and agreed to pay his court costs but the promotional value of doing that was never far from his mind.....
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