Margaret and Phil spoke briefly with golf writer Chris Garvin on the blossoming romance between Tiger Woods and Lynnsey Vonn and how they look good together, primarily because their respective skin tones are complimentary.... Vernon Dozier and Doug Dannger discussed the new Miami Dolphin logos and color combinations being considered for the 2013 season. Vernon did not feel the Dolphins should continue to "mock the dolphin" by putting a little football helmet on its head because "dolphins will hold a grudge, don't worry about it." Larry Grover debated Phil on the gay marriage issue with Larry still convinced that legalizing gay marriage is wrong. But he was troubled by what he called his "life of sin" and wants to get right with God. That's why he revealed to Phil and the crew his "worst sin ever...."

It's Scientology talk from Phil to start the show as word comes out that Tom Cruise admitted in a deposition that Scientology drove Katie Holmes and daughter Suri to leave him. Later Father James McQuarters talks about the thousand yard stare most Scientologists exhibit because "they're scoping out the horizon looking for Xenu to land." Top college football rankings are discussed with Coach Vernon Dozier who takes a little offense at Phil joking about the BCS computer. To Vernon, the BCS computer is "a big part of a lot of our lives in football. I like to think that the BCS computer and I have 'a thing" if you will or 'an understanding' and I don't think of it in the filthy, degenerate way other coaches do."

Vernon Dozier commented on Rob Ford and Steve Bosell, who has been told by his wife he may not do the Game of the Week this week. As far as Vernon is concerned, they both need to get off the wet nursing and be MEN. Dr. Jim Sadler, feeling guilty that he's put his wife and patients through the uncertainty of Obamacare with his support, feels he needs to "pay" for his mistake. He takes himself and his wife to a roller coaster in Pacific Beach and puts himself through the sheer terror of riding it over and over and over as penance. It was the return of Joe Dickhead and the Professor with their NFL picks. This week Joe and the Professor picked the winners based on the number of vowels in each head coaches last name. If there is a tie they go to which coach has more hair. If that's a tie then it's whose neck is thicker. NY Jets at Buffalo, Atlanta at Tampa Bay, Detroit at Pittsburgh, Washington at Philadelphia, Arizona at Jacksonville, Oakland at Houston, Baltimore at Chicago, Cleveland at Cincinnati, San Diego at Miami, Green Bay at NY Giants, Minnesota at Seattle, San Francisco at New Orleans, Kansas City at Denver and here's their upset special, New England at Carolina So call their special hotline to find out that they think Carolina will win!