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Bobbie Dooley, Steve Dooley and Vernon Dozier discuss a prayer vigil that Bobby wants to have to "celebrate things we are thankful for." It develops however, thanks to Vernon Dozier who was at her house earlier for a coffee to talk about Belmar Academy, that Ms. Dooley wants to sell downloads of a new self-produced album she has done called "A Woman," featuring a song she called "I've never been to Bimini," not knowing it's actually "I've never been to me." Dozier stays over for the second hour to discuss the NCAA sanctions against Penn State. Dozier loves Paterno, the same way he loved his police officer father; he thinks he was a twisted, filfthy old degenerate that he respected highly and feels he is having his legacy desecrated as if the NCAA "has pried the lid off of his crypt and wants to rub JoPa's face in it and I can only hope JoePa is a werewolf like that one in the movie where they pried the lid off and the wolf came out and lunched their faces."
Thursday, December 23, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil hosts an all request show. This means that every bit played on the air is a repeat of some piece of crap Phil did a while back, and you, the listener, enjoyed it so much that you asked to hear it again. The first hour features clips of Lloyd Bonifide pissed off about a neighbor’s sports car, Art Griego is wasted, Jeff Dowder wants to process his “number 2,” Pastor William Rennick hunts werewolf, Vernon Dozier does it his way, and Chris Norton teaches you how to dance sexy! Hour 2: Phil’s all request show continues! Chris Norton’s sexy dance kicks off the hour, since Phil messed it up last time. Clips from hour two include Dave Oliva flaunts his El Camino, Vernon Dozier seeks the love of an 18 year old student, Vernon Dozier again with “Plane go Boom,” and Jeff Dowder explains how jack rabbits start forest fires. Then Phil plays the classic clip of the guy calling in thinking he’s ordering a pizza! Hour 3: Final hour of the all request show starts with Bob Green and cat sandwich. Other requests include Steve Bosell beating children as the result of playing Halo, Silvia vs. David G. Hall, Jay Santos pulling over cars and belt-sanding off a little paint, Jay Santos again patrolling garage sales for child predators, and finally “All you can eat Negro!” Show log by Kyle Davis.

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Also Vernon Dozier mentions a new style of football pants that are "sheer like panty-hose" and that he requires his players to wear. Show Log For Monday September 10, 2012Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley try and explain why Obama Care is a good idea....although she can't really do the math...Also Vernon Dozier mentions a new style of football pants that are "sheer like panty-hose" and that he requires his players to wear. He told a mother who objected that she should just get back behind the concession counter at the football games and "sell the candy and donuts and all that other garbage I wouldn't go near like poison." 
Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center was our first hour guest. Dean and others have petitioned the city of San Francisco to make July 4rth Native American Day. Dean told us that the day should be used by "Europeans" to meditate intensely so they can become "Indians." He gave an example of "Native dialect" (basically saying things like 'many moons') and he did a "Native chant" (which sounded a lot like an Atlanta Brave fan) Dean says he'd like to be a Cherokee because thats the tribe most often mentioned in movies...Later on in the show Vernon Dozier of BelMar Academy discussed allowing kids to buy and play with firecrackers in the oft-chance they injure themselves by "blowing a hand off" or "shoving their face into a Roman candle" because then they may get a taste of what the "sting of battle felt like for the brave men (Women too, asked a kid at school. No, said Vernon. Not really) who fought for our freedom." Vernon said that when he was a kid his friend Chris Daigle lit a cherry bomb about 3 inches from Vernons ear. When Vernon came to, he said he asked his friends where Daigle was. "They told me and I went and found him and...you don't really want me to finish the story, do you?"
Well Dr. Ron Tarner was none too please Steve Jobs retired and said so to his students and Phil in our first hour. Ron told Phil that compared to Steve Jobs his students had "dead eyes, like the dead eyes of a corpse." He confiscated all PC's as an insult to Mr. Jobs and plans on selling them on EBay since all they are good for is "picking up men on the MySpace." Vernon Dozier recounted the story of his marriage to Amber, 30 years his junior and the opposition he got from her family. Her brother Ray said that Vernon was "some kind of exotic freak." Vernon told Phil he got his revenge. Following the Virginia quake, Vernon told Ray, who lives in Virginia with the rest of the family, to put together an earthquake preparedness kit. He'd need "two shower caps, a muffler, some duct tape, yogurt, a ceiling fan and a cap pistol." Vernon was sittinjg by the phone waiting for the first phone call of indignation to come in.

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A return visit from Ben Brewster sparks accusations of immorality and dishonesty between himself and his sister Colleen. The Czar surrounded by "a bunch of kids with big hats" Vernon Dozier talked about gaining a childs respect making them salute adults and hold the salute. He saw it in a "an old movie where a guy with a beard was getting saluted that way." Vernon didn't know it but he was talking about the Czar of Russia
Vernon Dozier, varsity football coach and social sciences teacher at Belmar Academy discussed with Phil his showing a video tape of a tased teenager to members of his social sciences class. Mr. Dozier said he pointed out to the kids that the teenager in the video had been walking down the street naked and was told to stop by police. "No dirty punk is going to be walking down the street in front of my daughter without getting tased." Dozier put the tasing video into a loop to show the kid getting it over and over. The students laughed but Dozier also told his students that he showed them the video as a warning: If they act out that's what they get. Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined Phil from the Western Estates Homeowners Association. Bobbie told Phil she had to penalize one of the homeowners there, Karen Walton-Turnbull, 10 percent of her HOA dues because she hosted people at her home to watch the Chilean mine rescue when they should have been at Bobbie's house. "We ordered the Mexican buffet from Bristol Farm." Ms Dooley said she believes she is the "moral, informational and emotional center of the community" and if anyone's going to "host people watching Chile" it should be her.
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