Friday, August 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-27 hour one. Bobbie Dooley Princess Diana show. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-15 hour one. Cabinetmaker taking porn. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-08-04 hour one. Looking for thong underwear at schools.

Thursday, August 28, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-15 hour two. Summer camp songs. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-08-28 hour one. Lloyd Bonafide on RV tailgating at the Snake River. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-08-01 hour two. Kobe Bryant stealing the limelight.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-01 hour two. Terminator and the police. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-14 hour three. Daughter married an Italian. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-16 hour one. Praying for the troops.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-20 hour three. Pre-Ambert Alert. Hour 2: RERUN of 1st half of 2002-08-13 hour three (BVI Elvis wigs) & 2nd half of 2002-01-09 hour one (CNO Problems that men have). Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-07-24 hour one. Kobe Bryant and pushy women.

Monday, August 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-16 hour three. Cowardly US troops. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-11-25 hour one. Airport lines for VIPs. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-08 hour two. Flat chested lingerie.

Friday, August 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley coerced area homeowners to vote for Schwartzenegger so she could attend the inaugural ball. She took revenge on those who complained. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Vernon Dozier is a high school coach whose championship game conflicts with his wife's mammogram, and he says she'd rather be with some nurses feeling up her breasts. He says the only kinds of nurses that would go into that line of work are dykes. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about politics, foreign policy.

Thursday, August 21, 2003 Hour 1: Herb Sewell has a crazy theory about the Sobig computer virus, saying it can mutate and leave the electronic realm and it was put there by marginalized telemarketers. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ann Coulter. Hour 3: Doug Dannger is writing a book called Tough Love. As a gay man he goes around, offensively criticizing normal families and describing how they're stupid. They consider what he has to say and sincerely thank him. Doug says it's because they're reaching out for honest criticism.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003 Hour 1: Art Griego accidentally ran over a neighbor's kid. He claims the kid committed suicide from being part of a terrible family. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, August 18, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-02 hour three. Adjusting bikini bottoms. Hour 2: Ted Bell is unable to hire an underage girl at his restaurant because the father refuses so he threatens to tell the Chamber of Commerce that the father admitted having a homosexual dream. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-28 hour one. Safe house for viewing porn.