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Bob Green is in St. Louis for the World Series and files a report for the show. But he's more concerned with the $25,000 he dropped on the Texas Rangers and the fact he'll have to lay off a couple of checkers at Frazier Foods because of it Art Griego recounts his days as a charter pilot flying professional sports teams around and the trouble he got into with them. He also tells the story of "The Tail Gunner," a pilot known for sexual escapades that is misidentified as "Rocky Bulger," a porn star. With Daryl Webber, Jeff Dowder, Monica Grover, Larry Grover...

Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills doesn't think people with low incomes should be allowed to win lotterys since all they're going to buy with the winnings are velvet dogs-playing-poker paintings or spend the money on illicit activities like betting on dog-fights... Margaret Grey was boosting a doctor from Arizona who was banned from a number of area McDonalds because she claims to have found unsanitary conditions at the McDonalds "Play Places." Margaret told Phil she herself was in a "ball pit" at a Chuck E. Cheese when she decided to climb out, feeling she was covered in infectious microbes. Walking with her arms out and her legs spread wide, she was approached by a TV producer and offered a part in a movie western because she was walking "bow-legged." With David G. Hall, Lloyd Bonafide, Brad Rivkind, Charlie LeFountain and Dr. Jim Sadler...

Vernon Dozier's reaction to the Oakland police clearing the streets of Occupy protesters set off alarms around Belmar Acadamy. Dozier, a senior and junior class advisor,  told his students that he felt a stress release when he saw the Oakland police"cleaning up the hippies." He described it as an "Oooh yeaah" moment with "a little bit of a hip thrust." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is traveling to Denver to question the mother of a little boy, age 7, who presents as a female and who has joined the Girl Scouts as a result. Jay says there is so much of that "presenting as a woman stuff" happening that a lot of men, including him, are wondering from day to day whether they should be putting on a dress or a pair of pants to start the day. With David G. Hall, Father James McQuarters and Jack Armstrong.

We had Justin McCelroy joining us from LA Canyon High School to tell everyone that he was negatively affected by the cigarette smoking in the latest Herman Cain TV ad. And even if he wasn't, his mom told him to say he was. She voted for Obama. Roland Schwinn from Pride America was on to discuss the McRib sandwich making a comeback at McDonalds. For "size-expanded" or "space-restricted" people like Roland and his friends the McRib is a disaster because fat people (the word "fat" caused Roland to go into a fit that sounded like Dr. Jekyll becoming Mr. Hyde) will flock to it like ants to sugar.  Roland therefore directed people to pictures of the McRib before it has sauce on it. It looks like "something a baby has ingested and then thrown back up." With David G. Hall, Austin Amarka, Austins mother-in-law Mary Kay, RC Collins and Frank and Margaret Grey.

Adventures with Phil tonight as he gets about a half hour in before show issues force an abort. And "the natives get restless." Sorry but we're ironing these issues out......

Journalist Terry Broomfield joined Phil to say he believes hacking phones should be legal for reporters so they can save their profession...and pass any good info they get onto the police.... Meanwhile Steve Bosell was talking about Harold Camping stiffing another Rapture prediction and how Steve was sad about that but also distracted by the nude pictures his wife was texting him. With Ted Bell, Jerry and Vernon Dozier.

General Gaylon Shaw analyzed the killing of Gaddafi, saying it was sloppy like a Bush operation, not surgical like one of Obama's. He also said the fighters took a break from killing Gaddafi to have lunch, something Bedouins never miss. 1: 30 sharp. A liberal round-table with Don Micksa, Debbie Daley (also known as Olivia Daley) and Dean Wheeler discussed the killing of exotic animals turned loose onto the streets by a suicidal owner... "An animal walking down the street minding it's own business is gunned down by a deputy sherrif."