Starting out tonight Justin McElroy, a 17 year old high school junior, talked with Phil about a paper he did for his social sciences class. It was his opinion that the New Jersey people who named their kids "Adolph Hitler" and "Aryan Nations" had the right to do so and should not have had their children taken from them. Later Justins father, Dan McElroy, a man who made millions operating a "string of assisted living centers for seniors" came on the show to call out Phil and others for the way he believed Phil treated his son. At issue was whether or not RC Collins used the term "gloidamac" (the combination of 'mongoloid' and 'maniac') in referring to Justin. He had not but had used "gloidiac." As the result of Justin lying his type A father beat his ass. Margaret Grey believes Bill O'Reilly is working with Mary Katharine Ham just so he can eventually call his show "Bill O'Reilly and his Ham."

Tonight Steve Bosell of Corona California joined Phil for a frank discussion of what effect the mauling of a Miami man had on Steve's psyche and ability to just get through the day. He told Phil and his audience he needs to "get away to a friends fishing lodge in Ontario, Canada to process everything." Vernon Dozier called to taunt Steve with the accusation that he needs his "MAMA!" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discus "The Frankenstien Stroll" and other CAP techniques that he would have employed in subduing the Miami "cannibal" including one in which he would headlock the perpetrator and then twist his head from right to left "like in the movie 'In The Line Of Fire.'  

RC Collins, a cadet at Bradley Military Academey, took exception to Phil's pre-show tirade and the language that he used and with David G. Halls help used that to get Phil to talk about the Miami face-chewing episode and whether it was inspired by the Walking Dead...Margaret Grey, in order to cheer Phil up, sang (or butchered) the song 'Bridge Over Troubled Water." She also carved "Waiting For A Girl Like You" a new ass. Doug Dannger and Pastor William Rennick debated two Abraham Lincoln movies coming put this year; "Lincoln" with Daniel Day-Lewis and the action/schtick flick "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." Pastor Rennick claimed that Lincoln "could kick Dracula's ass, that Interview with a Vampire vampire's ass, Blade's ass and those little twinkle-toe Twighlight vampires' asses!"

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