Mavis Leonard is on her way with her driver Chuck to Carl's Jr. for a Sunrise Sandwich and talks to Phil about her new club, The Old Ladies Club of South Gate, where she will be speaking about the Mercury Space Program. Larry Grover is in Atlanta reporting on a collapsed bridge and Dave Olivia gets tossed by Phil because of his friend Davey's Chinese impressions. The BSP Classic Hour is from May 2002. Father McQuarters says not to blame the Catholic church for the molestation scandal. He says fondling a child is bad, but the press raking the Catholics over the coals amounts to fondling God himself.

Phil and the panel are back. Check out our new website look! It's another "As You Like To Hear Them." Today Sean Spicer is forced to tell the truth. They also interview Harvey Weirman on the subject of 40-year-old quarterbacks, everyone from George Blanda and Tom Brady to Dave "Wenceslas" Williams (who?). Also Bobbie Dooley on the annual Easter Drum and Bonfire festival at Western Estates. The BSP Classic Hour is from August 2001. Jim Sadler is a veterinarian who says cats are not as evolved as dogs because you can’t walk them. “A cat wouldn’t give you the sweat off its balls if you were dying of thirst,” says Dr. Sadler.

With the launch of our new website rapidly approaching, we take you back one year, to March 29, 2016, and the time of the prehistoric unicorn, Karen Deauville and b******* bleaching. The BSP Classic Hour is from February 2000. Syndicated columnist Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about Valentine’s Day. Margaret says that as a woman she’s intimately familiar with the gifts women really want, like a gift certificate to an electrolysis center or anything having to do with mops.

Chris Norton guest hosts and brings on one of the stars of his new, as yet unnamed, adult film (Norton Mountain or Rod Mountain?), Bob Meat. Bob explains that having sex on camera is not sex since you're having it with the equivalent of a made-up person or 'flesh robot.' Any baby born of that union would be a 'robot baby' and you wouldn't be paying 'child support.' You'd be paying 'robot maintenance.' Chris is all ears. The BSP Classic Hour is from April 2006. Phil speaks with a man named Jim Kettering who says that the Spanish influence in America with food items and city names has become overwhelming. Jim asks the question, should there be some kind of cooling off period?

This one is so boring, General Shaw and guest commentator Warren Benman both fall asleep. Have fun!

Phil chats with the BSPs on Facebook Live as we experience a few tech problems on the website. The BSP Classic Hour: Margaret Gray is on to discuss her book about the human shield in Iraq. She believes she could be in line for a Pulitzer Prize for her work.

Frazier Foods CEO Bob Green debuts his new podcast "Bob Green Today." With his cohost, General Gaylen Shaw, Bob talks about his new promotion; he swears by a three piece suit and doing exotic dancing at women's card games. Bob humps chairs and equipment as he demonstrates and gives a 'words-eye view.' The BSP Classic Show from September 2004 has Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police saying sex offenders are not such bad people once you get to know them. His brother Carl, for example, is a past offender but is a great guy and has a huge train collection.

One year ago, guess what we were talking about? You got it. Kim Jong Un. Ted Bell laments that he and other restaurateurs contributed to the epidemic of "waddle-fat" that guys like Un represent. Justin McElroy talks about a photoshop site called "Ogre Teen." And the panel talk to show contributor Mark Henshaw after it’s revealed that he’s been caught on videotape having sex with PR guy Jake Bonron’s wife. The BSP Classic Show is from October 16, 2003. Pastor Rennick is working to eradicate celibacy among youths. He says Pope John Paul doesn’t look too good, and celibacy is the work of the devil. Also Steve Bosell is suing over a basketball gambling loss because he’ll have to dress up as Kobe Bryant’s victim.

Don Micksa is another guy taking a bath and beyond being interviewed by Phil. Don talks about the downfall of Andrew Napolitano. Rudy Canosa spending so much time at Ted's of Beverly Hills has caused his lingerie store in Sherman Oaks to go straight to hell. Bobbie Dooley deals with the suspension of Tomi Lahren and what that means to SlapFight I. The BSP Classic Hour is from May 2002. RC Collins says that we should surrender with dignity and honor to Al Qaeda as a “tactical withdrawal” to survive. He says American men should “be prepared to give oral sex to their new Al Qaeda overlords."