Monday, September 27, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is motivating his high school team by making them smoke a cigar or dropping hot ashes on them, because they're facing a playoff against a Florida high school. The Florida players have endured hurricanes and death every year. He says if he's abusive, Florida parents are too for making their kids live there. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman senior chat. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, December 13, 2004 Hour 1: Chris Norton thinks the courts should have talked first with the other women who didn't mind being dumped by Scott Peterson. Hour 2: Holiday cooking skit. Phil thinks about disappearing. Jim Hunt's travel show. Phil on CD printing problem, guys strutting at event, email. Gary Snail Computer Show. Phil on spam. Jim Rome Show. Hour 3: David G Hall wonders why Phil sounds so down. Senior Chat with Harvey Wireman. Phil on Motley Crue reunion. Phil on growing archive and FCC problem.

Friday, January 7, 2005 Hour 1: The Skippy and Frank Show kicks off the program. Skippy and Frank call into Thai food restaurants to tell the workers that all their relatives died in the tsunami. It’s real cutting edge comedy! Then they get fired… again. Phil talks tsunami damage further and considers if a tidal wave of that magnitude would create the same destruction should it happed to LA. Bud has breaking news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston split. Bud attempts to interview Jennifer Anniston from the bathroom at the LA Laker game. And a caller informs Phil that he’s got the rights to ‘Phil Hendrie Show’ and that Phil is breaking copyright law! Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.

Thursday, January 13, 2005 Hour 1: Raj Faheen joins the Phil Hendrie Show, representing Iraqi Action in America, to discuss the mistreatment of Iraqis. Raj quickly diverts the conversation to Americans’ love of fast food and the hypocrisy, since Iraqis are starving. Raj consistently tells Phil and the callers to ‘shut their mouth’, and then ends his segment with a rendition of “Saw an American.” Margaret Gray and Lloyd Bonifide sing songs for tsunami relief. Hour 2: Phil talks about gridlock on the LA freeways. Father James McQuarters joins the show for a segment discussing Prince Harry photographed in a Nazi uniform. Next up is the Ozzy Osborne Show, and it’s real messed up. Finally, Scared Straight: Disneyland Edition! Hour 3: The third hour kicks off with Bob Bakian reporting that President Bush intends to use finger quotations when he says God during his address. Darren Brown, program director from affiliate C93 in Pierre, South Dakota checks in to tell Phil about the listeners in Pierre, right before Bud comes through the phone and kills him. Blaine Baxter hosts Wondering-Eye poetry, and can’t keep that wonky eye in check. Kenny Rogers has a Tsunami Relief Special, featuring a bunch of celebrities only your parents might recognize. Harvey Wireman hosts Law Talk with a puppet of Johnny Cochran. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, January 27, 2005 Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to discuss her book about the human shield in Iraq. She believes she could be in line for a Pulitzer Prize for her work, but first she must confirm the identity of the soldier who said, “After I killed my tenth child, I stopped counting.” Phil plays a flashback of the Siamese twins, where one is gay and the other is straight. Charlie the Complainer has to check in over the content of tonight’s program; he ends his call with a belch. Phil brings back Margaret after an abrupt end to her conversation; she sings “Where have all the Flowers gone?” and Phil orders an air strike. The hour ends with Jesus Christ Cab Driver. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder joins the program to promote a benefit concert that his band Dark Horse is playing, followed by a drumming clinic led by him. Phil does a strange bit about coming to Carnival in Brazil, and the voice over guy makes unacceptable ad-libs. Phil talks about Amazon women. Jim Sadler calls in to explain that he AIDS epidemic was caused by Tarzan and spread through the other characters. Hour 3: Phil starts the third hour with a rant about his drive into work. Harvey Wireman Senior Talk asks the question what do you do when you realize you’ve been driving a body under your car. Phil previews tomorrow night’s all request night, then talks about the Nazis and explains how they compare with the Iraqis. Show log by Kyle Davis.