Friday, February 4, 2005 Hour 1: Chef Carl Chodilia with Six Recipes. Vernon Dozier on how to treat your wife. get in there and make me some bean dip. Hour 2: RC Collins, prep school cadet, says they are blowing off steam at the academy by breaking urinals and causing trouble because they can't go get beers and get into bar fights like the Marines. Show closes with RC Collins performing the war drum circle ceremony. Harvey Wireman says to kiss the gunner's daughter. RC Collins and Harvey break into a war song & dance number before Phil cuts them off for good. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide, Korean War vet, says Gonzales appointments will spring Mexicans into government power. Callers call him racist.

Monday, January 31, 2005 Hour 1: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, is on to talk about a train crash that happened as the result of a motorist attempting to suicide. The crash happened near a Costco, and many Costco workers came running out to aid the victims of the crash. Bob is upset by the resulting hours and hours of free publicity Costco received. While Bob wishes that a crash did not actually happen, he would rather it take place next to his store. Hour 2: Steve Bosell joins the program to discuss a lawsuit he filed against his wife. Steve got some etiquette tips from Modern Bride magazine, and his wife April Bosell mentioned this to Steve’s construction crew. One of Steve’s workers, Roy Hutchens, said, “that’s gay ass.” Flashback of Law Talk with Harvey Wireman, where Harvey is so senile, he cannot read a simple news story. Phil talks about hybrid cars. Hour 3: Phil comes under attack from Margaret Gray and David G. Hall over his political opinions. They argue that his support for George Bush and the Iraqi elections is putting him on the outs with Hollywood and ruining his chances of appearing on TV. Craig Hardy hosts the “News Overheard at a Bar” segment. Phil talks about Costco. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, January 27, 2005 Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to discuss her book about the human shield in Iraq. She believes she could be in line for a Pulitzer Prize for her work, but first she must confirm the identity of the soldier who said, “After I killed my tenth child, I stopped counting.” Phil plays a flashback of the Siamese twins, where one is gay and the other is straight. Charlie the Complainer has to check in over the content of tonight’s program; he ends his call with a belch. Phil brings back Margaret after an abrupt end to her conversation; she sings “Where have all the Flowers gone?” and Phil orders an air strike. The hour ends with Jesus Christ Cab Driver. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder joins the program to promote a benefit concert that his band Dark Horse is playing, followed by a drumming clinic led by him. Phil does a strange bit about coming to Carnival in Brazil, and the voice over guy makes unacceptable ad-libs. Phil talks about Amazon women. Jim Sadler calls in to explain that he AIDS epidemic was caused by Tarzan and spread through the other characters. Hour 3: Phil starts the third hour with a rant about his drive into work. Harvey Wireman Senior Talk asks the question what do you do when you realize you’ve been driving a body under your car. Phil previews tomorrow night’s all request night, then talks about the Nazis and explains how they compare with the Iraqis. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, January 13, 2005 Hour 1: Raj Faheen joins the Phil Hendrie Show, representing Iraqi Action in America, to discuss the mistreatment of Iraqis. Raj quickly diverts the conversation to Americans’ love of fast food and the hypocrisy, since Iraqis are starving. Raj consistently tells Phil and the callers to ‘shut their mouth’, and then ends his segment with a rendition of “Saw an American.” Margaret Gray and Lloyd Bonifide sing songs for tsunami relief. Hour 2: Phil talks about gridlock on the LA freeways. Father James McQuarters joins the show for a segment discussing Prince Harry photographed in a Nazi uniform. Next up is the Ozzy Osborne Show, and it’s real messed up. Finally, Scared Straight: Disneyland Edition! Hour 3: The third hour kicks off with Bob Bakian reporting that President Bush intends to use finger quotations when he says God during his address. Darren Brown, program director from affiliate C93 in Pierre, South Dakota checks in to tell Phil about the listeners in Pierre, right before Bud comes through the phone and kills him. Blaine Baxter hosts Wondering-Eye poetry, and can’t keep that wonky eye in check. Kenny Rogers has a Tsunami Relief Special, featuring a bunch of celebrities only your parents might recognize. Harvey Wireman hosts Law Talk with a puppet of Johnny Cochran. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, January 7, 2005 Hour 1: The Skippy and Frank Show kicks off the program. Skippy and Frank call into Thai food restaurants to tell the workers that all their relatives died in the tsunami. It’s real cutting edge comedy! Then they get fired… again. Phil talks tsunami damage further and considers if a tidal wave of that magnitude would create the same destruction should it happed to LA. Bud has breaking news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston split. Bud attempts to interview Jennifer Anniston from the bathroom at the LA Laker game. And a caller informs Phil that he’s got the rights to ‘Phil Hendrie Show’ and that Phil is breaking copyright law! Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 Hour 1: Law Talk with Harvey Wireman kicks off the show. As usual, Harvey forgot his glasses, and he is so senile that he cannot read nor remember ‘tsunami,’ which is the topic of the segment. Tsunami talks continue, as Bud has the brilliant idea to clean up the tsunami disaster area with Bounty towels. Phil plays the flashback “Cat Sex,” a classic in which cats are having sex in Bobbie Dooley’s yard, and she is concerned whether the sex is consensual. Earl Pants Car Talk gets a segment has Earl Pants trying out the latest GPS unit. Also an appearance by Tsunami Sam. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is on to promote the Western Estates Wintertacular, which features a Thai themed fashion show, displaying the clothing the Thai people wore when they were hit with a tidal wave. Bobbie gets defensive when asked about the proceeds going to charity, and says she does not need the publicity of donating to the Tsunami fund, unlike that attention whore Sandra Bullock. Phil finishes the hour with more tsunami shtick. Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Briefly into the segment, David G. Hall interrupts to tell Phil that he crossed the line with the Combover Boy bit by mentioning child prostitution. Phil talks about his female fans, awful drivers, and his house near El Pacifico. Bud asks Phil about “bulge-out pants”.