Monday, November 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about pee-wee football. He believes injury is just a part of the game. “It's exciting to see if a player is going to walk again or not.” Ted Bell with a flashback. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about CBS doing a reality show based on The Beverly Hillbillies. Phil does “3 things: Rock & Roll CD Bonus tracks, Dream interpretations & Men who dance." Hour 3: R.C. Collins joins the fun with some fresh ideas about capturing Osama Bin Laden. The military have not done the job so far so he needs go over there while doing recreational drugs. Harvey Wireman comes on to defend R.C. and his school. Lloyd joins in.

Friday, November 8, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Esquire Hour 1: Dean Wheeler comes on with his “Project Whole Woman.” Dean thinks women without men should not be at Thanksgiving gatherings. He's calling from a mental health facility. Phil explains he did the voice of Dean. Flashback from yesterday's show with Ted. Hour 2: Phil talks about the ultimatum given to Saddam from the US. Phil fired Bud so Bud hires Harvey Wireman and sues for wrongful termination. Margaret Gray calls in as well. Joe Dickhead & The Professor with NFL picks from the China Grill restaurant in Las Vegas Nevada. Hour 3: Clara Bingham opposes the idea of Sharon Osborne hosting a talk show and thinks it is just a “mercy show.” Phil discusses preferred pick-up lines.

Wednesday, October 23, 2002 Show Log by P. D. Hour 1: Don Berman from Channel 19 news is on. Don explains why the media holds back vital public safety info from the public. The news has the right to hold back the news until the public is ready for it. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about the sniper investigation. He discusses other serial killers in the past in America including the BTK and Happy Face killers. Phil invites callers to play a game called “Have you got a pair?” Flashback with Jay Santos and Lloyd with the belt-sander bit. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier and his attorney Harvey Wireman think scary Halloween decorations should be outlawed. Vernon pees in his pants at times.

Friday, September 13, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover didn't like his mother's reaction to the UN speech after 9-11 and for him that was the tipoff to have her put in a nursing home. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman says that the Middle Eastern men who were stopped in Florida and made a joke about what was coming on 9-13 were making a funny joke.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Friday, July 12, 2002 Hour 1: Clara Bingham complains about black people not getting luxury amenities in prisons and treated with manners. Harvey Wireman is her attorney and defends her. Hour 2: Ted Bell's restaurant caters weddings, and Ted complains that women who throw flowers or garters to the guests are low class, and Ted and his staff treat them accordingly. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Jeff Dowder is an ex-convict who wants his mom out of her house when he gets home so he can open a halfway house. Operation Yellow Ribbon. Hour 2: Roland Schwinn says that when you don't give a kid a car at age 16 that they end up on the path to criminal behavior. On Jake Helder, eating and pipe bombs [DJB]. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about pipe bombers. RC Collins asks "is pipe bombs all that bad" and debates Harvey Wireman. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about the Catholic scandal and says the church will go bankrupt, talks about the George Lopez Show.

Hour 1: David G Hall says he's gay and is in love with Eric Karros of the L.A. Dodgers, but is just cranking Phil. Hour 2: Ted Bell in studio promoting a new bowling shirt but he can't 'hit the post' with his jingle. Bobbie Dooley calls in and Harvey Wireman visits the studio. Hour 3: Bob Green has started the Spades Social Club where men can tell racist jokes without their wives breaking their balls. Phil closes with Margaret Gray singing a brassy blues number about doing domestic chores ("I'm A Woman") and Anne Murray's "Snowbird" with Freudian slips.

Hour 1: On the anniversary of Dale Earnhardt’s death, Tubby shares some controversial insights about turning right [DJB]. Hour 2: Jeff doesn’t like what Olympic publicity is doing to snowboarding, which doesn’t even belong in the Olympics [DJB]. Hour 3: Pretending to be John & Ken, Phil spoofs a carry over caller to the annoying KFI’s duo [DJB]. Phil has a brief, yet interesting exchange with Harvey Wireman [DJB].

Hour One: Phil talks about how to handle unruly passengers and hijackers while Bud tries to play mood music in the background. Harvey Wireman joins in to talk about his client who was jumped by four passengers during a flight. His client tried to change out the tape for the in flight movie, the stewardess physically blocked him and yelled help after he pushed her. Harvey insists every American on a plane now wants to be a Flight 93 wanna be. Then Phil talks about the death of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas and various awful fast food joints and his kids in school. Hour Two: Phils talks about the Oscars coming up, the radio business, and the lack of lesbian country singers. Flashback to Lloyd yesterday complaining about his neighbors phallic Christmas tree. Then Phil takes calls about what movie he should see. Phil then talks about a museum which has on display 30 Catholic figurines which depict various acts like the Pope taking a dump. Hour Three: Phil talks about the news story about fans at a little league game beating up a coach. Bobbie Dooley joins in to tell Phil about how Steve went up to Dylan's basketball coach and put his finger in his chest and said "Your putting my son in now!" Bobbie of course got hot by the act, so much so she found a knot on the bench she was sitting on and.....well you get the picture. An elderly woman calls in and goes completely ape on Bobbie about how unchristian she is. Of course while the woman is outraged Bobbie and Steve have sex in the background. An absolute classic Bobbie bit. Phil begins to talk about Bin Laden a bit then the angry elderly caller who just called to yell at Bobbie calls back to tell Phil what a piece of crap he is too. Show log by George Koutsourais