We sailed right over the audiences' head the first hour with a discussion of the #KONY phenom on Twitter. Don Parsley, thought he could run a game on our audience claiming a mission to kill the guy. Next hour Vernon Dozier showed his warm side ailing against people who disapproved of him asking high school senior females what the definition of "slut" was. He was especially interested in one girls answer since her mom is single, takes birth control anyway and turned Vernon down for a date.

Tonight David G. Hall and Dr. Jim Sadler try and talk Phil into exposing the intimate details of a friends tragic suicide. Phil refuses and the hour turns into a harangue by David and Sadler getting deeply offended because Phil told him he sounds "effeminate" Father James McQuarters and Vernon Dozier don't even want to talk about 16 year olds overdosing on pain pills. As far as they're concerned too much time's been wasted on kids and their drug problems already. They want to talk instead about people Skyping their dogs, that is video-calling their dogs to see "how they're doing." Vernon is particularly incensed, calling dogs "the most back-stabbing species in history."

A return visit from Ben Brewster sparks accusations of immorality and dishonesty between himself and his sister Colleen. Vernon Dozier talked about gaining a childs respect making them salute adults and hold the salute. He saw it in a "an old movie where a guy with a beard was getting saluted that way." Vernon didn't know it but he was talking about the Czar of Russia.

Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is angry that after all the expense he went to to put on a big bash in the Prime Rib Room for this years Belmont the possible Triple Crown winner, I'll Have Another, is scratched. Ted doesn't think the life of a "pampered nag that get's fairy tales read to it at night" is worth anywhere near his business and the tough times he has had to struggle through. Vernon Dozier came on the show to promote his bbook "Crucifixion on a saturday Night," a fictional story based on the Jerry sandusky case. Vernon says it's easy to misunderstand a mans actions when all he is doing is taking advantage of a rare target, a kids bare ass, to snap a towel at it. Music on the pre-pre-show feed tonight was 1979 Smashing Pumpkins, Your Mind Is On Vacation Mose Allison, Young Wild and Free Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, You Wear It Well Rod Stewart, You Make Me Feel Real Sylvester, You Got That Right Lynyrd Skynyrd, You Got Me Floatin Jimi Hendrix, You Found Me The Fray, You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover Bo Diddley, You and Me Moody Blues, You're Lost Little Girl the Doors, World of Pain Cream....

Vernon Dozier exhibited signs of being possessed by Gwylick, who according to Father James McQuarters, is one of Lucifer's demons but "an idiot." Vernon was therefore briefly possessed by a "dumbass demon." Father McQuarters claims to have seen this type of thing before. A man in New York City was possessed by Gwylick and while tied to a bed and spitting up guacamole he said things like "your sisters underwear is under my bed" and "go get me some Swizzlers..."  Larry Grover was angry about what he sees as the "kid glove treatment" President Obama is getting over Sandy while Bush got reamed on Katrina..... We ran out of time and Phil was too bored with the topic so Larry was told 'maybe some other time' and the hour ended with him sobbing into the phone... Jeff Dowdder talked with Phil about the Nirvana "reunion" with Paul McCartney and how Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain's widow, did not approve of McCartney's inclusdion. Dowdder told Phil it's hard to say no to a Beatle and even did a bit of psychodrama with Phil, playing the part of McCartney, while Phil played the part of Dave Grohl... Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for "a barbecue."

Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic. Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.