The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching... The BSP Hour is from November 28, 2001. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American!

New virtual reality porn is being marketed by Chris Norton and one of his prospective customers is Coach Dozier. You won't believe what Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick discover about a Racine, Wisconsin teenager. And RC Collins wants to be a late night talk show host. After the show stay tuned for the BSP Classic hour, featuring a clip from Hour 1 of April 10, 2001. Bobbie Dooley recently had her nails done and asked her maid to wipe her ass after crapping because she didn’t want to ruin them. The maid refused, so Bobbie fired her. Now the maid is suing.

Phil talks to Dr. Ed Elcott who is looking for new disciples at Wampaugh Bowl. Chris Norton talks about the sudden retirement of porn star Bob Meat. Originally aired on January 27, 2015.

Elcott makes an opening statement but is driven off of the air by the panel. Chris Norton comments on Amy Schumer nude. Bobbie and Steve Dooley celebrate USC's win over UCLA. And Gloria Grover has a message for Phil from her son Larry and David G. Hall.

Margaret has a touch of laryngitis but that doesn't keep her from getting into people's faces. Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County and his mom Gloria are on a fishing trip to Bishop. Larry has endorsed Donald Trump, but now Larry's started hallucinating, suddenly seeing Trump's face when he kisses his girlfriend. Chris Norton is having a loft party to celebrate the premiere of his new adult film "Took A Walk In Your Backyard Late Las' Night".