Tonight Bob Green of Frazier Foods advocated fingerprinting and DNA sampling all adults AND kids taking part in Little League baseball. You don't know what these adults have been up to and you don't know what the kids are going to be up to, says Bob. DNA will help the authorities find out if these kids have any "hunchbacks or Jack the Ripper" in their gene pool... Pastor William Rennick joined the show. His Family Fund Kitchen helps feed poor families. But he also goes "table to table" telling these families he could help them remain anonymous and not be "plastered all over Facebook" if they coughed up $50. If they don't have the money, he could "throw them $50 to warm up the audience."* Then they'd have the bread. *The line "Throw you fifty bucks to warm up the audience" was originally in the film 'Quiz Show." The line "don't that make you wanna eat your flat hat" was originally in the film "The Last Detail."

Pastor William Rennick came on the show to emphasize that white and black football players should celebrate seperately because once the helmets come off and a black player is reminded he plays with whites it's an "Oh Yeah, I forgot" moment. It's like remembering clearly what that girl you made out with last week really looked like. Raj Feneen and his brother Atwan Feneen along with Raj's son Todd were on the show to remind Phil of their belief the only thing Americans know well is "how to supersize a chili dish." Later in the hour Todd attacked Raj and almost choked him out.

Professor Emory Clayton was agog and aghast at the execution of "an innocent man," Troy Davis in Georgia yesterday. But try as he might, he couldn't exactly say why he thought Troy Davis was innocent. He finally had to settle on Bobbie Dooley's suggestion: They got the wrong guy because all black people look the same. Dean Wheeler joined us the next hour to talk about the rising Sarah Palin poll numbers which Dean attributed to the fact that "everyone loves a train wreck." During the conversation though mice in a cage near Dean (The Holistic Center pet store) were chirping and Dean said they were talking about him, comparing him to "what comes out of their rear-ends." When Pastor Rennick called the show Dean claimed the mice used "the N-word."

Pastor William Rennick describes an ill-fated trip to Mexico where he encountered machine guns, roadblocks and a contempleted escape into the jungle. Later RC Collins questions whether or not President Obama is safe what with recent Secret Service escapades in Columbia. With Jack Armstrong, Emory Clayton, Don Berman, Curt Queedy and Guy Barton...

Tonight Curt Queedy and Guy Barton from the West Virginia state house talked with Phil about Vice President Bidens "Put y'all in chains" comment. They considered it an acceptable statement considering the fact "whites what are Democrats are more colored than other whites." Mavis Leonard called in to claim her support for Mitt Romney and Pastor William Rennick also weighed in. Later Robert Leonard asked Phil if he thought McKayla Maroney from the US womens gymnastics team had so-called Vulcan DNA. "If you slap a couple of pointed ears on her she looks Vulcan or Klingon at least," said Robert. "The Klingon don't have no pointed ear," chimed in Bud.

Phil was joined tonight by Karen Deaville and her weird brother-in-law Jerry and husband Herb as she asked Phil and his listeners to support Family Day at the Vidalia, Georgia Work Camp where her brother Billy is serving a twenty year stretch for second degree murder. She also said later they'll move to the violent offenders segregated unit where she says she'll serve "my crumbcake!" Also Dave Oliva came on board to talk about police methods in this day and age of prevention as well as capturing perpetrators after the fact. Dave wants to be a police officer and to enforce the law but he said he also has what he called "my stash" of methods, one of which is bending a guys finger back "till he gives." Pastor William Rennick yelled at Phil for bothering him at bedtime to answer a question about religious symbolism. "I was in my pajamas, had my reading material and my David Lee Roth podcast and then you call!"