We were joined by Ted Bell from Ted's Of Beverly Hills on the question of "conceal and carry" in his restaurant. Ted favors conceal and carry...for himself and his busboys and waiters....not his customers. Them he frisks, especially the veterans. He doesn't want one of them having a flashback and mistaking a waitress for the Taliban Ted's of Beverly Hills servers showing how they conceal their weapons while waiting tables David G. Hall was Phil's guest as well asking Phil to "re-enact" being on the air on 9/11/01 so he can use the tape in "meetings" he's having with some "heavy-hitting producers." When Phil refused, saying it was dishonest, Hall told Phil to "shut his mouth" while he talked with the listeners about it.....
Bob Green reprises his "no corn on the cobb to people with jacked up teeth" policy, this time talking to a man who claims to have green-grey teeth and halitosis breath and who still insists on buying corn cobbs. Ted Bell with "a prominent" overbite also calls in to see if he'll qualify. "I'm Ted Bell. You're telling me I can't buy cobb?" Bobbie Dooley explains to Phil and his audience that she had to fire another illegal immigrant live-in domestic because she refused to wipe Bobbie's ass when Bobbie was unable to use her own hands due to wet nails from a manicure. Ms Dooley went on to say that there was no point in hiring American workers since "all they do is back-lip you." With Austin Amarca, Charlie LeFountain and Ralph.
Ted Bell brings on Jeff Dowdder and his cousin Chris Norton as his new spokespeople for 'Poutine in '17.' Meanwhile Chef Carl Chodillia tries, in vain, to make 'Steak Carl.' Another 'As You Like To Hear Them' interview features Ivanka Trump.
Today's BSP Classic Show is from November 14, 2003. Ted Bell says cell phone headsets make you look like an idiot. He's entitled to drive with a handheld phone because he’s an important businessman.
Today’s encore show is from December 2017. Phil reveals a whole new live stream for subscribers after last night’s “baby’s.” Phil interviews David G Hall on licking the halls of FCC commissioners, Ted Bell on being Ted Bell and Bobbie Dooley with more on her elf dance & lip syncing Andy Williams.
Hour 1:Child psychologist Dr. Jim Sadler discusses a 12 year old patient of his that sees dead people. Dr. Sadler has decided to turn his story into a movie. The PHS presents: Jim Deal's Exotic World of Wild Animals. Jeff Dowder calls in while celebrating 4/20, he's got a question about Suri Cruise.Hour 2:Ted Bell is upset that his two year old daughter Victoria is picking up Spanish words from their nanny, Ted says there's a certain cultural line that should never be crossed.Hour 3:Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell: Art discusses his 20 year old Filipino bride. Jeff Dowder and RC Collins are going to Aruba to find Natalie Holloway, Lloyd Bonifide says they may come back with shrunken heads. Chris Norton has a new porn movie coming out with actors named Bea Arthur and Johnny Walnuts.
Ted Bell and Dean Wheeler debated the offensive sports nickname question. Ted Bell’s rivalry with Honk Kong Charlie gets nuts. “I’m a white man on my knees to the yellow horde.”
Dr Ed Elcott tells Phil the Art Bell Marathon actually made fun of ELCOTT The Next Step sacred icons, like Jack Frost or Jacka /Frosta as he/she is known in The Big Thick One.. Ted Bell tells us that he gnaws on the bone from a Ted’s of Beverly Hills t-bone for hours, well after he’s left the restaurant, while he strolls through a bookstore, while he’s driving or mast********.
Dave Oliva talks about the latest burger sensation in LA, the Sween Burger, and his battles with a troll named Loud Clown. Bobbie Dooley prepares for the Springtacular fashion show, and Ted Bell is irate that a local food critic has called his Ted Bell Beef Linkette the "thumb dick" of bar food.
While Ted is tossing his opinion on how lame people act when they suddenly come into a lot of money, a "Rich Bitch" calls in to let Ted know he sounds just as lame…Ted ALMOST gets a date with this chick by the end of the call…ALMOST!(0:06:26)
