Chris Brown's life sucks horse these days First off, after swearing to the BSP's he wouldn't mute another segment on the videocast audio, Hendrie did just that in the last hour, trying to blame Bud for it but not convincingly.  Dr. Ron Tarner was also on saying the admission by the US government that Area 51 exists does nothing to tamp down his belief and the belief of others that Area 51 had aliens there and that, further more, they may have sexually assaulted President Eisenhower. Bobbie and Steve Dooley say they suport whole-heartedly the audio Amber Alerts that go to peoples cell phones but the actual sound is so jarring, according to Bobbie, that it makes her rethink wether she even wants to go to the trouble of looking for the kid or just dive into a closet. Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler discussed Chris Brown's new sentence of an additional 1000 hours of community service and why it is a guy whose girlfriend has taken him back and is having "sess with him" (in the words of Chris) has to still serve his sentence. The chicks good with him. The court should be too.

Adult filmmaker Chris Norton is producing a new porn film called "Colum-bone: Let The Healing Begin", a truly rotten idea for blending porn and public service.  Click here to listen now.

On PhilTV tonight it's Comedy Gold From KFI, Los Angeles, April 2011 featuring appearances by Brass Villenueva, Chris Norton, Margaret Grey and others...Phil rolls out the new show T-shirt AAAANNNNDDDD......Its Daryl Weber's Funky Chicken Cacophany and Liquor Jamboree during the pre-show!!

Chris Norton thinks he's got what it takes to cool off the situation when you walk in on him with your wife. Click here to listen now. Don't have a Backstage Pass? Click here to sign up!

Nessie playing "swim and seek" Chris Norton joined us to discusss the Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing ad featuring a hunky guy laying on a table cloth. Chris said if you audition for that commercial you have to be able to "will your muscles to flex" and you have to really keep it "tucked up in those shorts..." Casting director Jay Dane also joined the show to talk about how great the ad series is because it pretty much calls out women to be the wanton sex addicts that they are... Art Bell made a rare appearance with General Johnson Jameson looking for the Loch Ness monster Also Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the Loch Ness monster playing "peek-a-boo" and "swim and seek" as a way of avoiding detection