Ted Bell and Prime Rib Room manager Rudy Canosa talk about their new promotion, "The Ted, the T-Bone, and Texas!" Frank Grey talks about Marie Osmond and Chris Norton's new porn film "The Sexual Mars Express." Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 4 2003, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is heading Operation School Start, where he inspects bags of high school girls coming out of the mall to check for things like thong underwear.

With a report released listing the fattest states in America, Ted's chef Carl Chodillia is on the defensive concerning his love of fatty foods ("I go way back with clam dip") Chris Norton updates his planned adult film in space. Mark Hinshaw takes a ride in a driverless car and when people send him pictures of himself in the car he thinks he looks like a mindless idiot being led around by a machine. The BSP Classic Hour is a full classic show from September 2, 2004 with Bobbie Dooley and Bob Green

General Shaw rips Phil for blowing the live Shaw/Collins coverage of the VP debate. Jeff Dowdder celebrates a new Popeyes Fried Chicken in Washington DC. And the unseemly Jerry Deauville says that Hillary Clinton....you guessed it....pushed Trump's face down in a mud puddle and asked if anybody else wanted some. The BSP Classic Show from October 2003 Tuesday, October 7, 2003, Chris Norton says men grope women because they’re more socially advanced and this is their way of empathizing. The discussion degenerates into him using euphemisms like “putting his hands in the dirty place.'"

The gender confused husband of Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, remembers Arnold Palmer's great golf game 'despite her messed up looking swing.' Chris Norton announces his newest adult film 'Brexit Breasts.' Reverend Dave Castorini relives the trauma of the fan interference that cost the Cubs in 2003. The BSP Classic Hour. Phil interviews “goth kid” and alleged vampire R.C.Collins who drinks his own blood live on the air on Friday the 13th!!

"Show Log For Tuesday October 18, 2017 Harvey Weirman remembers the Dolphins vs the Chiefs, Christmas Day, 1971 and in the process remembers what he was doing that day (hint: it wasn't good) Don Berman of Channel 19 news commiserates with Phil about a sports jacket for Phil that was altered too large. But Don doesn't worry. He can look like a half bagged pig." For our BSP Classic Show, we visit October 18, 2002 Friday, October 18, 2002 Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. Phil announces (not to be out done) he’s going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith Chris Norton told a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died…he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him"