Tuesday, December 21, 2004 Hour 1: Robert Green is the descendant of plantation owners. He is suing the federal government and 39 black members of congress over reparations, saying when the country freed the slaves, his family lost everything! Hour 2: Phil tells the story about his clash with Brian Cox of the Miami Dolphins while Phil worked for WIOD in Miami. Phil would do a bit called The Brian Cox Show, based on Brian Cox’s often vulgar and inappropriate on field behavior. This bit led to Cox filing a $15 million lawsuit for slander and misappropriation of likeness on air. Ever since, Phil has held a grudge against Brian Cox, up until running into him the previous Saturday night. By request flashback of Art Griego arguing that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. He disputes that since blacks were brought to this country against their will, what do they have to be thankful for? Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Today, Comb questions why you have to drug senior citizens in order to get some “Christmas nookie” from them. Phil talks about his marriage. Jeff Dowder joins the program for “Wouldn’t it be funny if.” Colonial Buck Negro hosts a segment to talk about the issues of the day, and he will not be swayed! Phil rants about Glenn Beck lifting his show, and Martha Stewart’s activity while in prison. Harvey Wireman joins Phil to talk about Robert Stroud, the Birdman of Alcatraz. Harvey, however, does not have his glasses, has a cheese log stuck in his throat, and in general is so senile that he cannot postulate a sound argument. The Chef Carl Chadillia Show gets a segment. Callers are irate as Carl uses a pickle to represent the Baby Jesus. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 Hour 1: Law Talk with Harvey Wireman kicks off the show. As usual, Harvey forgot his glasses, and he is so senile that he cannot read nor remember ‘tsunami,’ which is the topic of the segment. Tsunami talks continue, as Bud has the brilliant idea to clean up the tsunami disaster area with Bounty towels. Phil plays the flashback “Cat Sex,” a classic in which cats are having sex in Bobbie Dooley’s yard, and she is concerned whether the sex is consensual. Earl Pants Car Talk gets a segment has Earl Pants trying out the latest GPS unit. Also an appearance by Tsunami Sam. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is on to promote the Western Estates Wintertacular, which features a Thai themed fashion show, displaying the clothing the Thai people wore when they were hit with a tidal wave. Bobbie gets defensive when asked about the proceeds going to charity, and says she does not need the publicity of donating to the Tsunami fund, unlike that attention whore Sandra Bullock. Phil finishes the hour with more tsunami shtick. Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Briefly into the segment, David G. Hall interrupts to tell Phil that he crossed the line with the Combover Boy bit by mentioning child prostitution. Phil talks about his female fans, awful drivers, and his house near El Pacifico. Bud asks Phil about “bulge-out pants”.

Monday, January 31, 2005 Hour 1: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, is on to talk about a train crash that happened as the result of a motorist attempting to suicide. The crash happened near a Costco, and many Costco workers came running out to aid the victims of the crash. Bob is upset by the resulting hours and hours of free publicity Costco received. While Bob wishes that a crash did not actually happen, he would rather it take place next to his store. Hour 2: Steve Bosell joins the program to discuss a lawsuit he filed against his wife. Steve got some etiquette tips from Modern Bride magazine, and his wife April Bosell mentioned this to Steve’s construction crew. One of Steve’s workers, Roy Hutchens, said, “that’s gay ass.” Flashback of Law Talk with Harvey Wireman, where Harvey is so senile, he cannot read a simple news story. Phil talks about hybrid cars. Hour 3: Phil comes under attack from Margaret Gray and David G. Hall over his political opinions. They argue that his support for George Bush and the Iraqi elections is putting him on the outs with Hollywood and ruining his chances of appearing on TV. Craig Hardy hosts the “News Overheard at a Bar” segment. Phil talks about Costco. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, February 4, 2005 Hour 1: Chef Carl Chodilia with Six Recipes. Vernon Dozier on how to treat your wife. get in there and make me some bean dip. Hour 2: RC Collins, prep school cadet, says they are blowing off steam at the academy by breaking urinals and causing trouble because they can't go get beers and get into bar fights like the Marines. Show closes with RC Collins performing the war drum circle ceremony. Harvey Wireman says to kiss the gunner's daughter. RC Collins and Harvey break into a war song & dance number before Phil cuts them off for good. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide, Korean War vet, says Gonzales appointments will spring Mexicans into government power. Callers call him racist.