Hour 1:"#1 Anti-Castro Leader in Miami" Outspoken Fidel Castro critic Ruben Ramon Escobar joins the program to share his thoughts on the Elian Gonzalez incident.Hour 2:"Say No to Vaseline" Bobbie Dooley joins the show. Bobbie's son Seth was recently suspended from school after drawing inappropriate pictures of male genitalia... that's why she and her husband Steve are "Fag proofing" their home!Hour 3:Phil talks about staying in the luxury box at the Staples center, TV vs. radio, and barbecuing turkey burgers. Phil replays his REAL interview with Larry King from WIOD '96 featuring station manager Bob Greene. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell: Art resigns

Hour 1:"Elián González Ad Campaign" Advertising executive Brad Rifkin thinks Elián González is a good spokesman for the minority community... he is pushing Elián to star in Crest toothpaste commercials.Hour 2:"It Takes A Village" Phil speaks with Bobbie Dooley who calls to express her concerns about a family in her community called the Browleys. Bobbie believes that if you allow your children to eat Gogurt (tm) and play Nintendo 64, you might as well be suckinHour 3:Phil talks about hanging out with the Swede and the film "Swept Away." The PHS Boxing presents... Marisleysis Gonzalez vs. Lennox Lewis!! Phil talks about the use of the word "goddamn" on his show. The PHS presents... "Classical Connection" with your host

Hour 1: "The Wounded Warrior" Larry Grover, a recovering victim of domestic abuse, promotes his new book "Wounded Warrior." Hour 2: "Littering with Children" Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates collected money for a family in her neighborhood so that the husband can get a vasectomy. Bobbie says the family already has plenty of kids and they don't need anymore. Hour 3: "They're All Rubbish" Phil discusses about Ozzy Osborne refusing the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame nomination, roadie Lil Ian Anderson calls in to add his two cents.

Hour 1: David G. Hall calls immediately to tell Phil that due to FCC considerations he needs to "go easy" when saying the name "Cochran." Lloyd Bonafide calls the show to say that after listening to a Michael Jackson record, he feels he's been molested and wonders if the V.A will treat it. Carl the Complainer calls to bitch about how much he hates the show, as usual, and then demands, as usual, to be put through to the CEO of Clear Channel. The Gary Snale Computer Show goes wrong somehow and Gary is reduced to tears. His interview guest is suddenly pressed into service to finish the show. Callers call for computer advise and to say how much of a puss-boy Gary is. Bud suddenly enters the studio with a crew of people shooting a porn movie. And then Father James McQuarters lets us in on a little secret. In order for him to sound Irish, he has to have Irish music playing, otherwise, when the Irish music stops, he morphs into a black man. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley has organized a caravan of 150 residents of the Western Estates Homeowners Association to head down to Florida and "save Terri Schiavo." They are building a new community center at Western estates and they have placed a plaque commemorating Terri's life.....right next to the Coke machine. Bobbie's says that when they get to Florida, they may ask Terri's father to reimburse them for the gas money. But then, "how much is your child's life worth." Hour 3: Robert Green, of Frazier Foods, has told employees and customers he doesn't want people talking in the stores about Johnnie Cochran because he was the guy that got that "throat slitting, cold-blooded murderer O.J." acquitted and hearing his name may upset "Caucasian" shoppers. He also says he has an "innovative" new way in keeping up with customers tastes. He has his checkers eavesdrop on conversations shoppers are having in the check out lines. The other day one of his checkers came to him and said there was a guy in line looking at the tabloids who said to his wife, "That guy Michael Moore is a liar." Green entered that into his "database."