Legendary unfunny clown "Laugh Master" was the target of an unsuccessful hit in 1979 Jay Santos was Phil's in studio guest this evening discussing a variety of safety and law enforcement issues. Jay's inablity to the pronounce the letter "L" was brought up as well as his refusal to turn around and look at General Shaw who continued his habit of dropping his pants to anyone he disagrees with. He only stopped when Phil threatened to have him locked up for a 72 hour observation.  Steve Bosell discussed a new clown hall of fame in Wisconsin that he supports despite the states reputation for 'producing cannibals'. He also brought up a section of the hall "honoring" unfunny clowns such as "Laugh Master" who was so horrid the father of a little girl whose birthday party he worked wanted his money back and then targeted Laugh Master for assasination Also Harvey Weirman.....

Moist and tender Tonight Dave Oliva and Jay Santos butcher up a report on the Thanksgiving traffic with Jay running up and down the shoulder of the freeway on his Harley stopping at his "checkpoints."  Ted Bell and Bill Bruford of Bruford's Turkey Farm argued over how each was going to roll out his commercial. Meanwhile David G. Hall liked the idea of the men combining their messages since Ted's is "We want to put our meat in your mouth" and Bill's is "Our turkey's are moist, tender and willing."

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are having a car wash to raise money for new arm bands and pith helmets. But they get competition from a group of high school girls across the street raising money of their own.   Click here to listen now!

 Dry with splinters                 The show started with a call from David G. Hall and a "doctor" named Ewan Clarence who David said wanted to ask Phil questions before he started drinking on PhilTV Saturday. In a clipped, brisk English accent he asked away until he broke character and revealed himself to actually be Dr. Ron Tarner doing a voice. Ha Ha. Tonight's show also veered wildly from talk of the Breeders Cup to Jay Santos and Dave Oliva's take on Eric Snowden and how he's going to take it dry and with splinters from the Russians. Vernon Dozier decried Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, going to his mothers house to "huddle with family members" saying he needs to be with his "m-AH-mie."  Other foolishness....