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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Monday, April 25, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Monday, February 28, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Friday, February 25, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Hour One:Phil talks about some depressing stuff in the news...gives the 2nd Marines the heads-up that they have a douche bag from the LA Times imbedded with them in Iraq....Bud starts talking like Yoda....A caller (Bob Greene) tells Phil he is a big Ann Curry fan, an Asian-American newswoman on the Today show, and its a damn shame NBC is running a clip showing her laughing which "bucks her teeth out Japanese-style."...Phil starts talking about a couple of news items but David calls to tell him to get back to "Anne Curry's teeth"....Herb Sewell discusses Jerry Hobbs, the alleged child-killer.....Phil discusses the Heavens Gate and Jonestown mass suicides....Hour Two:Don Berman from Channel 19 news is Phil's special guest......he is on the show to talk about teenage drinking and driving and how kids can avoid the peer pressure to drink and drive while still enjoying the party by smoking a "little bit of weed"......Don himself used top drive to work stoned "ands I was fine." When asked by Phil if he was stoned at work Don said "the effects wear off by the time you pull into the lot."Hour Three:The Cowboy Jim Show gets a little graphic while talking about child abduction....Phil talks about the Runaway Bride and how she is checking herself into the bin.....Dr. Jim Sadler, accused of having 500 pictures of naked children on his computer talks to Phil while coaching in a tennis tournament....Bob Bakian reports on the unveiling of a new statue of singer James Brown....Phil remembers James Brown at a press conference in D.C.....

Tuesday, May 3, 2005

Hour One:Phil announces the show is returning to Houston.....King of the Hill is over..Phil did some final voice work for it today.....Phil expresses his depression over talk radio trade magazine....Jeff Dowder calls to say it "would be funny" if the Runaway Bride ran away again and this time "is raped and killed and no one believes it."....Bob Green calls and wonders if Lynndie England suffers from Downs Syndrome...Father McQuarters calls to say something else about retardation...Basically the whole final thirty minutes of this hour had to do with "pan-faces" and "gloids"......Hour Two:Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, comes on to say that if it is discovered Paula Abdul helped one of the contestants on American Idol, the fans of that show "will come out of their cages like Bakersfield apes. There could be incidents of cannibalism..."Hour Three:Dave Oliva, wannabe LAPD is concerned.....the man who was going to marry the Runaway Bride might suddenly get angry with her and "backhand her like Rod Laver at the Australian Open..." If Dave is the cop responding to that call he is going to be torn: A man shouldn't hit a woman but, on the other hand, she did make him look "like a horse's be-hind in front of all of America."HEY PORTLAND AND HOUSTON AREA LISTENERS!!!!! DON'T FRET, PHIL IS COMING BACK TO YOUR CITY! STARTING MAY 9th PHIL WILL BE ON THE AIR AT KCMD 970 AM PORTLAND WEEKDAYS FROM 9PM TO MIDNIGHT. YOU HOUSTON CITY SLICKERS WILL BE ABLE TO START TUNING IN TO PHIL NEXT WEEK AT 100,000 WATTS, THAT'S RIGHT, FM RADIO!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO....

Monday, April 25, 2005

Hour One:Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t'aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more "fingers in bowls of chili."Hour Two:Bob Green, owner of Frazier Foods, is, once again, being sued for sexual harassment; this time by a group of female customers who claim that, over the years, he has engaged in suggestive behavior. Their claims included an accusation that he had "Ladies Shopping Day" where he would offer free popscicles to women at the door and then photograph them throughout the store sucking on them. Another claim stated that Green would approach women customers and ask if they "knew where the corn was." And finally, he had two women pose with corn dogs dipped in mayo under the pretense of it being a promotional picture.Hour Three:Phil hits a couple of funniest lines. The RC Collins calls to report on the big Star Wars Convention over the weekend. Phil later raps about how the Star Wars films contain graphic racial stereotyping and will probably be seen as the "Mein Kampf" of their day. Mavis Leonard calls to say she found part of an orangutan in her Wendy's chili. The Cowboy Jim Show finds Cowboy Jim getting thrown off the air for emphasizing the fact that Cinco De Mayo celebrates the Mexicans defeat of a FRENCH force at Puebla, Mexico in 1862. Then David G. Hall, after Bud squeals, rips Phil for laughing about a proposed Dr. Laura promotional poster showing her in a karate stance. Phil promises Bud he'll kill him with a phone chord.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Hour 1: RC Collins wants to go on a "road trip" to San Francisco with his fellow cadets from Bradley to see Nobu Uematsu, famed Final Fantasy composer" and he wants to take his mom's Lexus but she won't let him. RC laments that his friend Raul will have to drive them in Raul's Camaro but RC is reluctant to be seen in a "Beaner-mobile." He goes on to tell one of Phil's callers that when "I bring Bin Laden's head into your kitchen on the end of my bayonet and place it on your kitchen counter, you don't even have to say thank you. Just don't make me ride around in a Bean Wagon.".Hour 2: Mr. Bonafide had to manhandle a female driver to get his point across regarding the proper amount of space needed for RV drivers in rainy weather.Hour 3: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods is excited about his Manager/Employee Relations Seminar that will help bring employees to a greater understanding of what managers are up against. He tells Phil that one listens with they're ears, not their eyes, so it doesn't matter that during a recent job evaluation interview he was looking at a female employees breasts and "butt." He was still listening to her so what's the big deal.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Hour 1RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy is on to say he's a cadet and unlike Marines in basic training, he can't blow off steam by getting into a bar fight. He wants so much to go to Iraq and stick and insurgents head on a stick. So he and some other cadets "represent" at a local middle school where they turn over garbage cans and shove toilet paper down the toilet to blow off steam and show the "civilians" that they are to be respected.Hour 2Bob Green, CEO of Fraser Foods is on to talk about his unhappiness with the delivery times he is getting out of drivers who work for him. His grocery stores guarantee delivery of groceries, deli items and party platters in 30 minutes or less but his drivers are too "gutless" to drive fast in the rain ands do other things necessary to get the job done, such as drive on sidewalks, the wrong way down one way streets and through peoples yards. Isaac Taylor...now there was a driver. Even though he ran a family of three off of the Ortega Highway, killing all three at the bottom of a ravine, he got a deli platter delivered on time.Hour 2Mr Steven Bosell with another lawsuit. This one is against, incredibly, his five year old nephew for pointing at Steve's "lower body" and saying "shooting blanks" because that's what the little guy heard his aunt talking about. Steve is sure the kid is trying to humiliate him as a way of getting back at Steve for being drunk behind the wheel the night his father died 4 years ago. Steve is trying to "come at" the kid so the kid knows "it's on" in case the kid has anything in mind that's a bit heavier, like sitting in his car seat behind Steve all innocent and then suddenly driving a pencil into Steve's medulla.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Hour One:David Hall got on the air and screamed at Phil about having some "Irish" material on the show since it was St. Patrick's Day. So Phil brought on Father James McQuarters who sang, accompanied by a harmonica, "The Catholic Priest Blues." Tsunami Sam then came on the air and opened up with a tune called "Scott Peterson On The Last Mile." He's playing the blues until suddenly he breaks into "Danny Boy." We then ran our listener flashback and then took calls from people complaining that the streets outside the studio were shut down because of a bank robbery. So what if a teller got shot in the face? They want to get home to watch the mung they've Tvo'd. Phil then interviewed Scott Peterson who told Phil, yes, he contracted for the murder of his wife but the actually killing was done by Martin Lawrence, Bea Arthur, Jim J. Bullock and Rhea Perelman and he'll swear on a stack of Bibles that he's telling the truth. Then we had on Astrologer Kip Brown, "...the only astrologer who isn't a bald-faced liar."Hour TwoBob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods is excited about his Manager/Employee Relations Seminar that will help bring employees to a greater understanding of what managers are up against. He tells Phil that one listens with they're ears, not their eyes, so it doesn't matter that during a recent job evaluation interview he was looking at a female employees breasts and "butt." He was still listening to her so what's the big deal.Hour Three:At the top of the hour the guy that robbed the bank across the street calls in. He says he's just trying to make his way to Magic Mountain to ride the Tea Cups. Phil tells the guy the Tea Cups are at Disneyland. The guys as dumb as Dickman. Steve Gruesome's Marriage Encounters Show features Prince Phillip and Queen Elizabeth. The trouble they are having in their marriage is that Prince Phillip has commented publicly about the Queens shorts being streaked and has had the habit of sniffing his fingers after shaking hands with Camilla Parker-Bowles. Bob Bakian is in the chopper ready to report on the bank robbery but realizes he is nowhere near the scene. Then Phil tells the listeners how sweet a remote broadcast and party with the fans in Cabo would be.

Thursday, March 3, 2005

Hour One:We started with Harvey Weirman's Senior Chat: German Seniors Edition. Tonight's question: When you lie about why you left Germany do you say A) "Oh I left before Hitler came to power" or B) "You know, he wasn't as bad as people say he was." Phil then speculated on a remote from Cabo and then Bob Greene called in to wish Phil and Maria luck with their marriage and to say that he was very much in love with his wife until her foot fungus drove him away. Phil then interviewed Martha Stewart who told Phil the first thing she is going to do when she gets out is rape Katie Couric. Phil then talked about hacking into cell phones and how he regrets ever giving his private e-mail address to some of his friends because now they're friends are forwarding him their messed up jokes and stuff. Hal and Viola called in but stalled the plane before they could even say why they were calling.Hour Two:Herb Sewell, former psychiatric patient is on to discuss how he will keep a beautiful young teacher from possibly seducing his son. he is going to hit on her himself, have a relationship with her and take her mind off of picking up boys. Herb then goes into his own twisted criminal history with regard to children and Phil finally throws him off the show but not before he calls back and asks for an autographed c.d. Hal and Viola call back this time to tell Phil that their son and daughter in law were able to work out their problems even though the daughter in law never bathed.Hour Three:Raj Feneen came on the show to say that NASCAR wastes oil with their "stupid racing." The oil that is wasted by NASCAR is the resource of the middle east and Americans use it to race cars and go buy "Biggie fries." Phil ended the hour by saying that NASCAR is superior to any other sport because you can bring a cooler in and no dumbass fan is going to throw something on the track without the other fans around him, without warning, ending his life.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Hour One:The show opened with the actual 9-11 call from the Kodak Theater that alerted paramedics to the fact that Sean Penn had a pole parked up his b-u-t-t-o-c-k-s. David G. Hall then asked Phil why he would tell the LA audience his schedule should the game be pre-empted for the Lakers when his LA audience couldn't hear him...because the Lakers are playing. Then we played a listener flashback request for the Bob Green bit where he wouldn't sell corn on the cob to people with "jacked up" teeth because it was sickening to look at the corn wedged in their teeth. Phil read some e-mail and then came Bud's Radical NASCAR Accidents from Sunday's Auto Club 500 in Fontana, Ca where, Bud claims, a leg was on the track, some guy got pinned and burned up and then Godzilla came out of the infield and the crowd fled the grandstands. Pastor William Rennick came on and talked about how he thinks Chris Rock was set up to fail as host of the Academy Awards by "those same people that wouldn't nominate the Passion of the Jesus....and you know who I'm talking about, Phil."Hour Two:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to talk about how tough it is to enforce the drug laws pertaining to methamphetamine since the only people that use it "are white people...and there's a little hitch" of sadness in his step, says Jay, when he has to approach a white motorist. Jay then grabs a handful of hair and pulls the motorists head back to shine a flashlight up their nose to see if there's any "sprinkling of meth around the nostril portions."Hour Three:Raj has a theory that natural born Americans couldn’t pass their own countries citizenship test…but they are very knowledgeable when it comes to fast food.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Hour 1:Mr Vernon Dozier who wrote a book called "The Best is Yet To Come" comes on to talk about turning the tables on your wife. Let say she is making you feel guilty for cheating on her. You insist that a paternity test be administered to both of you. How do you know those kids are yours. maybe their father was, as Vernon put it, a "Chinaman." Vernon closed the segment by dancing to Chinese folk music.Hour 2:Tony runs some adult websites with child-oriented names…but says blame the parents and the churches if kids get a glimpse of his smut.Hour 3:Bob Green, chairman of Frazier Foods comes on to cry about how Costco and its workers helping the train crash victims got the company tons of free publicity.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Hour One:Bob Green, CEO of Fraser Foods is on to talk about his unhappiness with the delivery times he is getting out of drivers who work for him. His grocery stores guarantee delivery of groceries, deli items and party platters in 30 minutes or less but his drivers are too "gutless" to drive fast in the rain ands do other things necessary to get the job done, such as drive on sidewalks, the wrong way down one way streets and through peoples yards. Isaac Taylor...now there was a driver. Even though he ran a family of three off of the Ortega Highway, killing all three at the bottom of a ravine, he got a deli platter delivered on time.Hour Two:Chris Norton, a pharmaceutical rep, is organizing a free speech at work movement. He was honest with a co-worker when she brought her baby to work to show everyone. He said the kids face looked "pinched in." This co-worker decided to have her desk moved to another part of the building. Chris thinks its restricting his right to free speech that she would punish him for saying what he said about her kid by moving her desk. After all, he's attracted to her and wants to buy her "drinks."Hour Three:Phil Reads a very funny e-mail marking the differences between him and Comb-Over Boy. One of them : 'Boy tries to get his listeners "laid." Phil doesn't care whether his listeners get laid or not. Then the Cowboy Jim Show features Cowboy Jim telling the kids his wife is expecting a baby. The kids give him a cigar but it explodes and knocks Jim cold. When he comes too, his his haze, he tries to light it again....and it explodes again. This fades into Tom Ginden, some white dude trying to fill in for a black Jamaican disc jockey on some Rastafarian station in Jamaica. He gets chewed out by the owner of the station, both on air and off, who is an African-American that doesn't want the Jamaicans to know he can't stand them and only wants to make a little money. Phil then explains why leaving KFI is a good idea and talks about all-inclusive resorts. He then mentions his wife and kids are in Hawaii and then brings on Bill Arnsparger from the San Diego Zoo, a zoologist who can't remember what an elephant is called among other things, and Bill has a Mina Bird that sounds just like Phil.
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