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Hour One:Some kid calls Phil to say he thinks he has syphilis because his tongue hurts. It turns out the kid was making out with his girlfriend for about three hours over the weekend and the French-kissing got intense....David G. calls to tell Phil not to talk to much about "tongues" on account of the FCC......Phil blathers about fast lane jack balls going to slow....RC Collins calls to ask if the show is experiencing technical difficulties. It turns out he's cranking the show....A baboon runs through the studio carrying a brassiere...David G. calls and tells Phil to ignore it....Upon hearing about Russell Crowe got popped for throwing a phone at a hotel employee, Phil wonders whether the Australians can really hold their liquor like they say they can....Hour Two:Ted from Ted's of Beverly Hills runs over a bunch of ducks for laughs in his Mustang and makes his son cry in the process......Hour Three:Herb Sewell comes on to talk about Walter Bellhaven fighting the DA in Alameda County for the possession of four human skulls....Bud and Harvey read the e-mail because Phil is "indisposed".....Phil reads some more e-mail and then talks about going shopping for just himself....popcorn and steaks......Phil then talks about Tom Cruise and how all the rumor in the world won't ever make the guy come out of the closet....he's too smart.....

Ep. 848

A visit to Ted's of Beverly Hills. Phil talks to Chef Carl Chodillia about his new restaurant, "Chef Chod's." Also RC Collins is working temporarily with Rudy Canosa at the Ted's bar. And we meet RC's dad, Chris Collins. Then for the BSP Classic Hour it's Bobbie Dooley, who joins the program to discuss a paralyzed firefighter that lives in her community who she is trying to keep from installing a wheelchair ramp at his house. From April 2000.
Austin Amarca opened the show tonight to say that he wants cash from his kids for Father's Day. They need to pay him back for spoiling them. He showed them the Ramsey death photos and said, "don't push it". Phil then went on a brief rant about how the Lakers suck. Colleen Kristen Brewster joined us in the second hour to promote her cruise with a BBQ and Fireworks show. She wants the victims of the McVeigh murders to see that explosions can be good. There were 169 victims, but if you subtract the 1 then it's simply 69, which is a very healing number. Phil then briefly ranted about Tim McVeigh's final statement. And then he went over what he ate for the weekend. Then he ranted about when the kids don't like what you've cooked for them, and being a step-dad. The third hour started off with the classic bit, "does the carpet match the drapes". And then finished with Bud Dickman's "Weekly Top 10".
Phil started the show with a rant about 420 Day. Have we ever crossed the line? Michael P. Castrado joins in the middle of the hour to do his conservative talk show. He's actually black and used a "ball strangulation device" to sound white. Phil closed the first hour with a rant about the story of Yvonne asking Phil to reserve a hotel room for him because it's hard for blacks to get a room. He then continued on about the XFL million dollar game and college football. Skippy and Frank started the second hour with a Columbine Anniversary special. Phil then went into another rant and explained the show using the Bobbie "school bully" bit. Phil also gives a Weight Watchers update, and discusses what he endorses in the Hendrie household. The final hour starts with "True Talent of Towering Pantload" and closes with Bud Dickman's weekly Top 10.
Bobbie Dooley started the show to say that gas prices don't affect her. Her neighbor commented that they might get rid of their Yukon because of high gas prices. She'll pile kids into her car like the "Spanish." Margaret Grey kicked off the second hour. She says that low self-esteem from doing shitty movies has caused Robert Downey Jr. to do all those drugs. RC Collins closed the second hour with his Sopranos report. Phil then started the third hour with a rant about stuff Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville should do... He then continued on to do a bit called "keep Phil from hanging up on you." Phil then wrapped up the show to tell a story about crapping in his underwear as a kid.
Tonight visiting us were West Virginia State Senators Curty Queedy and Guy Barton. As Democrats, they do not favor extending the Bush tax cuts. But, as Democrats, they dare not say that ahead of an election as they are sure to be voted out if they do. And if they are voted out? Well that means Curt's 20 Years In The State House Celebration slated for this May would stink it out and Guy returning to his moving van business would spell disaster for a brother and sister-in-law that took it over and turned it around. Better to re-elect them first and then they'll get around to talking about these tax cuts. Up next was Vernon Dozier who believes in the death penalty but not for women. He holds women high, as if they are spiritual beings. And he does so even though his mother kissed him on the lips as a 9 year old in full view of his friends and teachers. It wasn't so bad when he told them all he was the womans young lover but when his mother identifuied herself to everyone, Vernon cracked. Even so, he over came the experience and went on to support women whole-heartedly in their efforst at equality. He told his students the story of his mother kissing his lips and one of them returned the next day with a gift for "any offspring you and your mother may have had. It's a telescope since the kid is odds-on a cyclops." And he overcame that insult as well.......
Jeff Dowder, Associate Producer for the show, was on in the first hour to explain his behavior. The previous day he didn't show up, didn't call, and didn't return our calls to come to work. He took the day off to honor Dennis DeYoung's (of Styx fame) birthday. Raj Fahneen started off the second hour to talk about the attack over Baghdad. He says that it's the final straw. If there isn't an apology and a withdrawal within 48 hours the Iraqi troops will attack and dominate the US troops. Phil wrapped up the second hour with a rant. Bush gave the OK for the strike so that he could get out of Clinton's shadow. The final hour started with Austin Amarka. He was afraid that Bush will have trouble in Mexico. Vincente Fox might try to use Bush as a drug mule. Slip some coke into his jacket pockets. Phil closed the show with another rant. Craig saw a TV show that claimed the moon landing was a conspiracy. Also, Phil talked about the Survivor 3 applications.
Attorney Michael McNeesh of the the American Association of Attorneys for Innocence (AAAI) came on the program tonight to discuss the need for people saved from wrongful incareceration by an attorney to stay in touch with that person and regularly thank them. What lawyers do for people they spring from prison is basically give them their lives back so a thank you note every six months written on personalized stationary isn't out of the question. Mr. McNeesh was upset with one former client who went on The View but refused to wear a bowling shirt he sent him with AAAI's website embroidered across the front. Our next hour featured Reverand David Castorini from Castorini Ministries. David was able to get his ministry back last year after admitting to a sexual relationship with a church member by telling the board that while he sinned against God with a woman, Ted Haggard* sinned against God "with a dude while popping amyl nitrate capsules in each others noses and snorting crank off a battle axe. Not to mention they were probably listening to Foxy."   (*Phil went the whole hour calling him 'Ted Haggardy')

Ep. 1035

It's Ted's of Beverly Hills on a Sunday night as the show was a live stream with Timmy Dunphy reprising 'If You Knew Susie' and Ted losing another bet. Also Dr Jim Sadler instructs Phil on how to construct a proper resume. Our BSP Classic Hour is from October 2005. A character named Gaylan Hall is on, telling Phil that he takes pictures of 5-10 year olds girls as a hobby. This character would appear to be a forerunner to General Gaylen Shaw.

Ep. 2278

Phil and the panel are guests of Ted’s at his Ted’s of Beverly Hills kitchen
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