Ted Bell’s Salad Bar

Ted Bell says he'll stand over his "All you can eat" salad bar and tell his customers they are looking a little overweight, a customer named Clara Bingham calls in to complain.(0:28:21)

Ted vs. The Rich Chick

While Ted is tossing his opinion on how lame people act when they suddenly come into a lot of money, a "Rich Bitch" calls in to let Ted know he sounds just as lame…Ted [...]

Ted’s Classy Ladies

Ted Bell announces the "Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof: a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to [...]

Ted’s Halloween Cripples

Ted Bell has been kind enough to turn his Steak House into a Terror House on Halloween night, however he's worried about what might happen if any physically challenged children [...]

The 4th Letter Appears To Be A ‘P’

Art Bell has General Johnson Jameson on to discuss the recent findings by the Mars Lunar Rovers, that there is indeed water on Mars. But there is a message formed in the ice [...]

The Ass Purse

Peenman Enterprises and Art Bell offer this fine product to protect your valuables during Y2K urban rioting. They'll never think to look up your ass.(0:01:15)

The Boogie Man

. The General also shares his theory on the disappearance of Chandra Levy. from July 2001.(0:10:26)

The Debut Episode

In his debut episode on the Phil Hendrie show, Art Bell and guest General Johnson Jameson (or is that Jameson Johnson?) discuss a variety of conspiracies, ranging from X-Ray Vision [...]

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