It’s Classic Archive Show Day featuring Chris Norton from November 6, 2000. Chris has a new cable operation, the Throb Channel, but Adelphia doesn’t want it.

Larry Grover talks about his pick for the top conservative woman and is mocked by his mother. Don Berman discusses his new editorial segment “The Berman Beat.” Chris Norton’s powerful sex drive warps his voice and now, we discover, gives him diarrhea.

Chris Norton is the special guest host of tonight’s chat and it’s wrecked beyond every conceivable imagining, so wretched is the theme of 1926.

Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey get into it after Dooley tells her she needs a comb. Chris Norton is pushing a new product: “Chris Norton Lengthener.” Steve Bosell is suing the UN for laughing at Trump.

General Shaw and Chris Norton look at this, the final Christopher Lee-Peter Cushing teaming and it wasn’t too good.

It’s another day, cleaning up a few messes. Dr Sadler doesn’t have a small penis, Chris Norton really makes movies plus Dr. Ed Elcott and OverLord Hot Stuff Watson.

Dr Jim Sadler and Chris Norton discuss Trump’s d*** and whether or not it’s a diplomatic liability. Don Berman gets shit-housed and eats out of his cats dish.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley, driving back from Buttner Lake discuss Facebook fallout from Bobbie claiming to have a “high rear-end.” Speaking of rear-end, wait till you hear what the zombies are doing yo each other in “Fear The Relaxing Dead,” the latest from Chris Norton.

Cheeseball exploitation “bear noire” film with no dialogue. With General Gaylen Shaw and Chris Norton.