Phil talks with Jay Santos about the Citizens Auxiliary Police efforts at getting guns off the street, including "the spread," "the flare-out," "the fan-out," and "the hustle." Later Pastor Rennick and Clara Bingham are "watching the Amy Schumer situation carefully. Nothing in this world can send a man straight to hell faster than a blond with a big butt."

Harvey Weirman is seemingly chased by the mouth siren cop until the whole thing is exposed as schtick! Rudy Canosa's nephew Rafael is back with a song about Rudy buying a piece of Ted Bell's Prime Rib Room. Doug Dannger debates Steve Bosell on the implications of an off-hand remark made in Ethiopia. (Hint: It had to do with Donald Trump's ancestry)

Phil comments on the film "Deranged" (Idaho Transfer), a movie directed by Peter Fonda and featuring a machine that moves people molecularly from one place to the next. Women can only wear panties while transferring.

Phil talks about a radio biz interview he was asked to do while David G. Hall agonizes over the fact he declined it. Later Mavis Leonard "debates" Larry Grover on what the Republican Party is. The mouth siren cop pulls Larry over...

Margaret goes into a detailed critique of how much better looking Kendall Jenner is than her "ethnic looking" aunts, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian. Deane Wheeler introduces a new act he's managing, Wes Hurlford. Wes sings a song based in the true story of his wife leaving him for a little person. Don Micksa's foul breath becomes the focus even as he attempts to comment on Donald Trump's latest antics.