Raj Feneen and his son Todd were on the show arguing, among other things, that Todd being born in Egypt didn't matter. He was brought here when he was three and he is an American...mostly because he's "got down the American swagger" and is good at video games. Plus Raj feels having to produce proof of legal residence would embarrass him in front of his son. Todd's increasing chatter in the background coupled with his taunting, effeminate laugh got Harvey Weirman to call in and threaten violence. Vernon Dozier has a new book out, "The Other Side of Midnight" subtitled "The Other Side of What Happens When You Do That" or some such convoluted phrase. The book is about famous break-ups: What we think and what actually happened. For instance Paul McCartney's split with his wife "that had a leg" made the wife look bad because "we are conditioned to think peg-legs are evil."

Rick Shadova, an immigrant from Ireland, was a guest contributor tonight, telling Phil that "if you really think about it there are no illegal immigrants in America. After all, its like jaywalking. No one enforces that law." He also said that if Americans tried to sneak into Ireland illegally the Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for "a toilet like Ireland." Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, told Phil he did not approve of waiters or waitresses spitting into the food of people who don't tip well but he felt that without at least the threat of that "they'll get stiffed." Ted went on to tell one caller that "the servers telegraph that they may spit into your food by coughing into a handkerchief or scratching their armpits. I don't like it but I'm pretty sure none of my people would do it....without good reason..."

Bobbie and Steve Dooley represent their PTO in discussing the Karen Klein story from upstate New York. She's the woman who was working as a bus monitor when two middle school boys verbally accosted her and even threatened her physically. Bobbie felt that being a MILF would get the boys attention and they'd be "all polite to me and stuff." She felt that boys that age are likely to poke something with a stick "if it looks freaky." Harvey Weirman called in with his legal partner Louis "Lunatic" Watson to comment. Watson is so nicknamed because he actually pulled a wad of peanut butter out of his underwear in court once to scare a judge and got 90 days instead for contempt. Harvey made it clear he'd turn those young men on the bus into "superkids, just like we had a supermoon."

"Best Of" on the Radio!

We were joined tonight by former special ops soldier Jerry Shadbolt who gave us his views on how Iran might be attacked to remove its nuclear capability. Later we were joined by Shoele Heller, a writer for INTER magazine, talking about how balled up the Republicans are in this presidential campaign. With Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Harvey Weirman, RC Collins & Dr. Ron Tarner...

Steve Bosell in a return engagement with the heavy breathing Erica Dorton. Steve tells Phil he was told by his daughters school to take some gay porn home and watch it in order that he lose his "bigotry" against gay marriage. By the end of the hour Dorton had called in, breathing into the phone and Bobbie Dooley's husband Steve started talling like Liberace." David Castorini of the Castorini Youth Ministries talked with Phil about the possibility that the bones of John the Baptist have been found. John the Baptist, says Dave, was important but that was then, this is now and he wants some credit for leading souls to God. And that was something else. Castorini got "stomped" by members of the "Scum Of The Earth" motorcycle club because the daughter of one of the members was used by Castorini as sexual bait for converts.

Pastor William Rennick describes an ill-fated trip to Mexico where he encountered machine guns, roadblocks and a contempleted escape into the jungle. Later RC Collins questions whether or not President Obama is safe what with recent Secret Service escapades in Columbia. With Jack Armstrong, Emory Clayton, Don Berman, Curt Queedy and Guy Barton...