RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy was on to pay his respects to Ryan Dunn, on of the stars of the "Jackass" film and TV series, who died Monday in an car crash. For RC, the death of Mr. Dunn resonates for his generation "like the death of Princess Diana did for yours. It takes real guts to stand there and let someone kick you straight in the testicles" proclaimed RC. Don Parsley joined Phil in Hour 2 to talk about his father dying.....on Father's Day.  Actually, Don "pulled the plug" on his dad, against his dad's wishes,  so the man wouldn't wind up "looking like Terri Schiavo" and so Don could get some press on the "Father's Day angle."

Robert Green of Frazier Foods hit a disabled child wearing a Superman costume one day while driving a brand new Humvee and rolling through a red light. The child "trying to lift off like Superman ran into my truck. Naturally, I took off but then a quarter of a mile later turned around and came back." Bob is suing the family saying putting a Superman a cape on a child with autism is "like strapping lead boots on him and saying 'go swim the English channel.'" Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, told Phil and his audience he is opposed to gay marriage because "gays will be so good at it that it will piss off straight people and a civil war between gays and straights will break out." Doug says that as straights lose the war "they'll retreat further and further up the canyon to the reserve meth lab with fewer and fewer teeth."

Professor Emory Clayton defended the Vancouver rioters saying the young people of Canada have nothing. "America is a UFC fighter and Canada is a hanging bag in the garage.." In fact, Professor Clayton led a student riot at LA Canyon College when they replaced the Ball Park Franks brand at the football stadium with Hebrew National. "We burned the concession stand down including the cotton candy." Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills tried to explain away his slapping of a child at the restuarant. "With all these Anthony Weiner jokes, I had gotten sick of it," said Ted. "When I thought I heard the kid say 'cornhole' I let loose." The kid actually said "corndog."

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs'  "Movers and Shakers" list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed "eye crimp, head dent and sag." Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner's next move should be. Harvey doesn't think quitting or even arrest is the answer. "What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?" Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars....heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

Tonight on the show Lloyd Bonafide told Phil about watching the Republican debate with his grandson. The child is only 5 so he was restless. Lloyd said he held the kids head while he forced open his eyes to watch the debate while occasionally putting drops in them ala "Clockwork Orange." "I love my grandson dearly but the dirty little brat was going to do what I asked or hell would follow behind!" Art Griego took time away from his air charter business to do wedding photography.  Art says that the only way to make "the home-run money" in wedding photos is to take pictures of weddings that are so lovely he can sell them to "Modern Bride' magazine. Unfortunately, says Art, it seems lately that every time he rounds the corner to check the set up for the bride and groom there's the bride "with the big thick shoulders and neck. I'm known around 'Modern Bride' nowadays as Art Griego and his Petting Zoo."

Hour one had Bobbie and Steve Dooley putting together a "tour" to see the Casey Anthony trial as well as where her daughter was found, where she lived and where she worked. Plus a box lunch will be provided. "I want parents to be prepared if they get in their cars one morning and it smells funky." Hour two Clara Bingham told Phil that schools are cutting costs by having children take home their own garbage from lunchs or snacks. But Ms. Bingham said at her school they have instituted "One Step Beyond." The children take home their own garbage as well as a couple of pounds of the schools refuse. Plus, as a life lesson, when she goes to use one of the schools Andy Gump porto-potties the children must stand at attention until she's done, salute as she's coming out and then haul the waste basin down to the truck.

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