It was the ever-loving Harb Sewell tonight trying to convince Phil and friends that a San Diego man who admitted on a San Diego Police job application to molesting a child should at least get points for honesty. And then the Reverand David Castorini joined Phil to say that the male model Andrej Pejic was so feminine looking any straight man could mistake him for a woman and therefore "that don't make him gay." Reverand Castorini said that the guy was "such a woman" that "all bets were off" and having sex with "it" constituted straight sex.

Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner actually agreed with and tried to defend Dr. Stephen Hawking for saying "heaven is a fairy tale." And Tarner said that he, Ron Tarner, was more important than Jesus Christ. Tarner has had a long standing grudge against Hawking for what Tarner believes were racist jokes penned by Hawking Later it was Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates PTO saying injecting botox into an eight year old "because her face ain't makin' it" is necessary in order for the child to win a beauty pageant and thus vindicate her mother and help her mother win her grandfathers love. One man called to say he had five daughters and they were all beautiful to him. When Bobbie heard none had been in beauty pageants, she said the guy was "5 for 5." Wow...

Our show kicked off with David G. Hall, initially on to talk about the economy as the Vice-President of Syndication for the Phil Hendrie Show. Instead, David took exception to opinions expressed by Phil pre-show that a picture of an American flag by a child in Massachusetts should have been taken down by the teacher because the child was disobeying. David asked the audience to join him in the opinion that it was pure anti-Americanism by the teacher. Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, told Phil he is renouncing pornography since it was discovered Bin Laden had a stash and said all Americans should. Vernon claimed to have told his students that he was giving up his B&D movies and he told them he can tell just by looking at them which of their parents are into porn. First, any couple where the woman is taller than the man. Also any single parent. And couples where the father is Asian and the mother Anglo. "They're up to their ears in filth."

Tonight Steve Bosell tells us he got called into his daughters school again, this time because she overheard him say he wants to see the Bin Laden death photo. Steve put up with the usual abuse from the liberalized children of CK Corona School but for the first time admitted to wanting to throw Bradley, the know-it-all 11 year old, from his car at a high speed. He also gave us insight into "Mrs Proctor" the school principal who never speaks, always wears a commencement gown and once called his home at night just to be heard breathing into the receiver. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined Phil in his second hour to explain why there has been a rash of people on airliners "going crazy" and trying to open cabin and cockpit doors. Jay feels it's some kind of Osama-inspired psychosis but not serious. More serious, says Jay, is attempting to restrain those people. Their "hysterical adrenaline" may kick in and they will have enough strength to tear the door off and "suck everyone out of the cabin!"

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Tonight General Gaylen Shaw on the Bin Laden reward money and then a spirited hour with Don Micksa also debates caller Larry Grover on Congressman Aaron Shock and gay repression in the Republican Party.

Tonight Ted Bell rejoined the show for our national audience, talking about the need for liberals like Rosie O'Donnell to be respected and to be heard. The Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse is frequented by people like her, said Ted, and if she gets wind that he's sponsoring a "conservative" show like the Phil Hendrie Show it won't be too good for his business. No sir. Next hour an alleged "homeless special forces veteran" named Don Parsley called the show, at first, just to say congratulations to "fellow special forces guys" the Navy SEALs. But as the show went forward it became apparent Don was there for a lot more and the audience wasn't buying it.....again.

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