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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

In our first hour we had on the inimitable Jeff Dowder who talked about how he and other educators and business travelers" were going to campaign to eliminate all forms of security at airports because they "deprive us of our Constitution." The time has come, Mr. Dowder said, to open ourselves up to terrorist attack for the potential evidence it might yeild and not to continue to violate our personal freedoms. After all, said Jeff, it's about "Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death," something he said he came up with. Herb Sewell was our guest in the following hour. The "pass-out" or "hangman" game being played by young, adolescent boys in which the individual, using a variety of methods, tries to constrict blood flow to the brain briefly thus producing a "high" or altered state of consciousness. Herb was incarcerated at a hospital for the criminally insane following his conviction for child molestation so this sick ass proceeded to explain to Phil and his listeners that adults might as well tell kids how to do it "properly" because they'll do it anyway. In fact Herb learned how to do it himself and believes that it can transport him to the "Cavity of Creation."

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Phil--"I had my most embarrassing and disgusting meltdown yet at around 11:30pm PST on the videocast. Some people think these are some sort of put-on. I wish. They are examples of taking things far more seriously than they should be and heaping this angst and over-preoccupation with perfection on my crew, one of the best a guy could have. I'm recommitting myself to not doing that again. I don't care if people believe me or don't believe me. But see for yourself what an asshole I can be. One more thing. At least I admit it unlike the billions of assholes swarming this earth who think they're doing fine."

Friday, December 17, 2010

Doug Dannger, entertainment writer for the Orange County Courier and a self-described 'gay man and gay journalist" took himself and his 8 year old niece to see the new "Yogi Bear 3D" movie. Doug says its the worst movie he's ever seen and said he told his niece he would "rather she had never been born" than for her to see that movie. He took her 3-D glasses and threw them in the garbage. He was so bent out of shape that when he took her to a Baskin Robbins to get ice cream he announced "I'm a gay man and a gay journalist and I want two scoops of chocolate ice cream for the kid in a paper cup.....NOW!" Dr. Ron Tarner is filling in at the Cloverdale High School as a substitute teacher again. This week a student approached him with a Christmas gift, a brand new Ipad. With it came a note. "I hope you get great satisfaction from this as I hope to benefit from our relationship as well." The inference was that she expected a good grade. And she got it, an A. Dr. Tarner: "How do you flunk someone who gives you an Ipad? There's an app that reads streets sign and translates them. I'm going to Mexico this month. It's perfect!"

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A discussion of Christmas and family tonight as we talked with the Dooleys, Bobbie and Steve, about how they extend invitations to family members living around the country and then "pray to the savior Jesus and say please.....PLEASE...make them turn down the invite and say no." Why this contradictory attitude? "It's polite and gracious to offer but it's also expected that people with class will say no." Bobbie says in California, when you invite relatives in from out of state to visit, people say they "got the smell of hog on them..." The hostage taking at a school board meeting in Florida was talked about by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. While an armed security guard ended the standoff by shooting the gunmen who then took his own life, Jay doesn't think the guard was a hero. "I could have taken the guy without the use of a firearm. Just present a small target and come at him sideways so there's less wind resistance. Then lock my left arm around his neck and right arm across his head, rotate him 180 degress so the cameras see what I'm doing and snap his neck." The audience: Jay would never pass the standard psych test for cops.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tonight Robert Green from Frazier Foods talked about this tough economy...a tough economy for his employees since he, himself, is doing fine. He just bought a CL600 Mercedes and a $2,000 designer bag for his fiance. But Bob knows his employees need to be inspired even when he's laying them off.  So he thinks parking his Mercedes near the front door will "give them inspiration. That car is worth more than your house...but someday you may park one just like it," says Bob. In the second hour Stepehn Bosell of Corona, California told us he got a shock today. He was on his way to a school carnival with his wife and kids when he saw Mark Zuckerberg staring back at him from the cover of Time as Time Magazines Person of the Year. Steve felt insulted as a man pushing 40 that all he does in this world and all that other men do in this world takes a back seat to a guy almost half their ages making millions on a website that lets people play "Farm Land and pick up women." Steve says that while he tries to "make sure my kids have underwear to wear to school Mark Zuckerberg is in VIP doing jello shots off of chicks boo....chicks boaa..chicks ba..ba..."* *Mr. Bosell, because his mother burned him with cigarettes, can't say the word "boob".

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Tonight the legendary Ted Bell reprised his Saturday night/KFI performance talking to listeners about banning bake sales and how correct Michelle Obama is "standing between the children and parents that are firing cobblers and pie wedges at them." When one woman called to say she was healthy at "5'5 and 140 pounds" Ted said he consulted with a structural engineer who was having dinner at Ted's. The guy sketched out what the woman should look like. "It's a perfect sphere, Phil." Then Don Micksa, the engineering professor from the University of Washington, joined the program to recount his calling John Boehner a "crying little bitch" in front of his class today. That earned him a one day suspension from teaching. He said he decided to leave a day early and with his fist pumping in the air and his braided pony-tail flapping in the breeze he led "2 or 3 or 4 hundred kids out toward faculty parking." Later, Don wound up sniveling like a little girl too because Phil yelled at him.

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