Vernon Dozier, varsity football coach and social sciences teacher at Belmar Academy discussed with Phil his showing a video tape of a tased teenager to members of his social sciences class. Mr. Dozier said he pointed out to the kids that the teenager in the video had been walking down the street naked and was told to stop by police. "No dirty punk is going to be walking down the street in front of my daughter without getting tased." Dozier put the tasing video into a loop to show the kid getting it over and over. The students laughed but Dozier also told his students that he showed them the video as a warning: If they act out that's what they get. Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined Phil from the Western Estates Homeowners Association. Bobbie told Phil she had to penalize one of the homeowners there, Karen Walton-Turnbull, 10 percent of her HOA dues because she hosted people at her home to watch the Chilean mine rescue when they should have been at Bobbie's house. "We ordered the Mexican buffet from Bristol Farm." Ms Dooley said she believes she is the "moral, informational and emotional center of the community" and if anyone's going to "host people watching Chile" it should be her.

Attorney Michael McNeesh of the the American Association of Attorneys for Innocence (AAAI) came on the program tonight to discuss the need for people saved from wrongful incareceration by an attorney to stay in touch with that person and regularly thank them. What lawyers do for people they spring from prison is basically give them their lives back so a thank you note every six months written on personalized stationary isn't out of the question. Mr. McNeesh was upset with one former client who went on The View but refused to wear a bowling shirt he sent him with AAAI's website embroidered across the front. Our next hour featured Reverand David Castorini from Castorini Ministries. David was able to get his ministry back last year after admitting to a sexual relationship with a church member by telling the board that while he sinned against God with a woman, Ted Haggard* sinned against God "with a dude while popping amyl nitrate capsules in each others noses and snorting crank off a battle axe. Not to mention they were probably listening to Foxy."   (*Phil went the whole hour calling him 'Ted Haggardy')

Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joined us for a discussion of Brett Favre and the controversy surrounding him allegedly texting a picture of his penis to a young female reporter. Larry told Phil and his audience that texting pictures of penises is something everyman does and is expected to do by every woman. If you've shared a ride to work or a lunch or a few family photos with a man you've basically given him the high sign to send you a picture of his thing. Next up was Margaret Grey from the Dicklin Syndicate discussing Courtney Cox and David Arquette's seperation after 11 years of marriage. Since Cox is 7 years older than Arquette Margaret says they should be proud of the fact they lasted as long as they did. "After a few years a young man simply sees an old lady he has to hold up in traffic."

Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center kicked off the show tonight praising the One Nation Rally last week as far better attended than the Glenn Beck rally and showing that the American people support President Obama. Phil and the callers debated with Dean on the numbers but he said One Nation was bigger because half the people at the Beck rally were there for free T-shirts and coffee mugs. Dean claims someone saw Beck signing a womans ass with a felt tip pen. Next up was Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, commenting on a list of Halloween movies for children. While most seemed okay (a list from the website www.parentdish.com) there was one that was out of place, "E.T." Doug says he told a woman from an Orange County parent-media group that E.T. was a science fiction, not a horror movie and she said "Thank you. Are there any other questions." That was it for Doug. "She might as well have said 'thanks queer but I'm not interested.'"

Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, joined Phil to discuss Elliot Spitzer and his new news show on CNN. Mr. Spitzer is a "martyr" according to Ms Grey, a martyr to "the cause of getting prostitution legalized." When he was busted or otherwise found out buying hookers he was practicing "civil disobediance no different from Martin Luther King or Pro-Life people blockading clinics." Margaret wrote what she calls an impassioned defense of the Spitzer show but instead, according to her, "the media chose to quote the whore who gladly took his money then mocked his prowess in bed." Next up, Pastor William Rennick of Joyful Union Congregation discussed with Phil the Brett Favre case, a pro football player and married man alleged to have sent nude photos of himself to a female reporter and called her asking for a date. Pastor Rennick references Tiger Woods and says "you know full well if that penis were big and black, Katy bar the door. When I see Brett Favres' penis on Wolf Blitzer or Bll O'Reilly then I'll believe they're prepared to do something about this guy sending dirty pictures through the US mails." said the Pastor (Note: The pictures were texted)

Tonight Jay Santos and Dave Oliva engaged in an on-air debate about what should be done to offset the loss of police services in the face of budget cuts for many cities. Mr. Oliva, an aspiring police officer, believes we should reduce the number of hours spent training police on how to "make scumbags more comfortable in the patrol car" and spend more money on billy sticks and tasers. Jay Santos believes he and his "auxiliary police" are the answer, deftly manuvering their way around the U.S. Consitution with their "three-step takedown and "dancing past a person in the doorway" to gain access to their home. The following hour it was the return of Reverand Dave Castorini's Youth Ministry. The Reverand had $20,000 stolen from his church accounts by a young church assistant and fouind himself without the funds for a promised trip to Minnesota to open another youth church. He decided to sculpt a piece of art that he was sure would get paying customers to cough up enough money to make up for the shortfall: A blasphemous piece on The Virgin Mary. While Reverand Castorini says he is sorry and he'll never do it again, he also says he does still get "walk up business to see the sculpture."

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy warns that the man who saved little Elisa Cardenas from a rapist/kidnapper may have "dropped the DA's case down a hole" by cutting the man off and stopping him. While RC says the man did a great thing, if they find he violated the kidnappers rights they may have to "put the little girl back in the guys truck and do the whole thing over again." Later it was Bobbie and Steve Dooley in a bizarre hour about formal hgh school dances and appropriate dresses for girls. Bobbie says that any girl wearing any dress that even hints at the possibility of a girls body being different from a boy's is provoking the boy's hormones. "Okay, your daughter can wear what she wants but we'll need bowls of condoms throughout the gym."

David G. Hall joins Phil for a discussion of 911 calls and who should be allowed to call for things such as cold McDonald's breakfasts or no running hot water. David proposes that he and other executives responsible for the jobs of thousands be able to gety a cop via 911 to McDonalds or Jack In The Box. "If my breakfast is ice cold and my blood sugar is rock bottom as a result, I fire people..hundreds of them." During the interview David was bathing. "I think it's reasonable to train firefighters not only for putting out fires but fixing water heaters and turning on water mains." Then Art Griego was on to comment on Chesley Sullenberger and the forthcoming movie about his remarkable water-landing in 2009 of a US Airways jet with 155 people on board. "It was very good and certainly makes for great reading in book-form. But now he gets a movie deal and talks to Harrison Ford. It's not that big of a deal." Why? "I could have done it. I've just avoided flying into flocks of geese jy whole career. Excuse me. Re-do. Let me fly into some birds so I can get a movie."

The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was "a homosexual." He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller. Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that  his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. "This movie smells like one of your fathers farts," was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater "for kicks."