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Friday, November 4, 2005

Hour 1:Phil welcomes Steve Bosell to the show. He is on discuss his recent "Jay Walking" appearance on the Jay Leno Show. When asked where Mexico was, Steve could not answer. He is suing the show because they humiliated him, but Steve also signed a waiver. Callers believe Steve has no shot at a lawsuit because he signed the waiver.Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show.He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him. Callers are outraged and feel sorry for Ted's wife having to go through the humiliation of her stupid husband.Hour 3:Phil plays a flashback from 5/5/05 called Evolution vs.. Creationism. Harvey Wireman calls in because he heard the flashback. He did not like Lloyd Bonafide saying he was King Kong's in-law.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Hour 1:Ray Collins calls in to discuss last nights segment on the Jackson Whites. He is upset with Phil because he went to their mountain and got shot. Jeff Dowder is on to discuss a hanging body that kids thought was a Halloween costume. They took the hanging body to school. Harvey Wireman calls in because he is representing Mick Monroe A.K.A. Ray Collins. Harvey tells Phil that Mick died from the gunshot wound he received from the Jackson Whites.Hour 2:Tales of the Frontier West...is featured. A man asks the Western man if they have the internet. Phil plays a listener flashback from the 1998 Best Of C.D. called Burning Bugs. Chris Norton is on to discuss "The Chris Norton MILF Method." He is teaching a seminar on how to get MILFS. Jay Santos calls in, he is having trouble swallowing his L's. Larry Grover calls in. The Latin Grammy's are coming up and he wants them broadcasted in English.Hour 3:Doug Danger calls in to ask Phil a very serious question. His question you ask "Are there any gay characters on "Teachers?" He gay bashes swishers. Phil reminds the audience of the webcast on November 11th.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

Hour 1:Margaret Gray is on because she handcuffed herself to the White House fence in protest. She decides to pee in a cup since she is handcuffed and cannot go anywhere. Austin Amarca joins Phil because he thinks the media has oversold Hurricane Katrina. The funny thing is he wants New Orleans re-flooded. Callers believe Austin has race issues and needs help.Hour 2:Hal and Viola join Phil because their grandson got a tattoo of a gargoyle. They then ask "what's up with the song Jeremy?" Phil plays a listener flashback called John Holmes, Zucchini featuring Steve Bosell from 7-13-02. Jim Sadler calls in mad that his maids quit. They were tired of seeing him in a thong while lifting weights. Hugh calls in and says that the Mormon religion disagrees with Jim.Hour 3:Phil discusses the Jackson Whites and who they are. R.C. Collins tells Phil that they outta go up in the mountains and flame throw all the Jackson Whites. Pastor Rennick believes they should bring the Jackson Whites apple sized Mickey Mouse hats. Bobbie Dooley calls in shocked. She was surprised that a man she walked bye did not check her out. Then she says "If you have webbed feet, from New Jersey, your a Jackson White!" A female caller said it best.."Maybe the guy wasn't into you"

Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Hour 1:Margaret Gray is in South Florida raising money for the Hurricane Wilma relief. Charlie, a caller, asks if they found Natalie Holloway yet. Margaret Gray and Lloyd Bonafide call in. Lloyd finally finished "I've Gotta Rock". Roland Schwinn comes on to discuss his organization "Diet Challenged". They take exception to fat suit movies. Jeff Dowder joins Phil to discuss Connie Chung's flight with the Blue Angels. He says it was not Connie Chung it just looked like her, because of the G-force. It was really Greta Van Susteren.Hour 2:Art Griego is on because he wrote a book called "The Art of Control." Why did he write the book, you ask? Because he wanted to share with others how he got his wife under control. Art demands his wife have a piping hot meal on the table when he gets home no matter what is going on in her day. Callers are outraged and think he is a typical control freak with no educational background to back his stupid book.Hour 3:A caller named Ray claims Phil left a voice message for him and his wife at a Sushi restaurant on Saturday night, Phil doesn't remember. Phil discusses tequila because a listener e-mailed asking him what he thinks about Presidente Tequila. If you listen to the show long enough you'll know Phil loves Don Julio Blanco and will drink nothing else.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Hour 1:Gaylan Hall is on with Phil. He tells Phil that he takes pictures of 5-10 year olds girls as a hobby. Callers believe Gaylan is a pervert and one step away from being a molester.Hour 2:Dave Oliva is on because he watches horror movies as a training tool, to become part of the L.A.P.D. Listeners believe that Dave lacks maturity and should never become part of the L.A.P.D.Hour 3:Chris Norton comes on with Phil to discuss the picture of Sara Shahi on the Phil Hendrie Website. He asks Phil if he thinks he can turn lesbians straight. Vernon Dozier calls in mad at Phil. Phil made fun of dairy workers, so he has a petting zone.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Hour 1:Reverend John William Gunt says women are no good for anything. Phil and Bud talk about Philip Lynott. Phil talks about "Teachers" and plugs My Friends Place. NFL Radical: the Italian, the Jew, and the Pollack give NFL picks for week 8. R.C.Collins isn't sure if the NFL Radical bit was funny. Skippy and Frank discuss Coast to Coast.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonifide wants to promote castilian at the Senior Center. Jeff Dowder calls in and tells Phil he should be taking about castilians. When Phil got his vasectomy, he was reading Beavis & Butthead. Barbershop owner is upset that the man that played Zulu came out of the closet.Hour 3:Steve Bosell attends a church Halloween event dressed as a member of the Klu Klux Klan.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Hour One:Bob Green of Frazier Foods demotes a checker when she makes fun of his new "hair system," calling it a wig instead.Hour Two:Justin McAlroy is driving without a license on the air to protest the fact that the underaged are being discriminated against. Callers are outraged and believe Justin should respect the privilege.Hour Three:Vernon Dozier is on to talk about how he challenged his students to raise $5,000 for hurricane relief. The deal he made was that if the kids raised the money he would shave his handle bar mustache...He didn't shave it. Callers believe he needs to shave it because it is a matter of integrity...one callers believe he put his word on the line.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Hour 1:Jay Santos is on to talk to Phil about how he stops teenage girls and asks them if they have bisexual tendencies. Listeners are outraged and offended that Jay would even stoop to that level.Hour 2:Raj Faneen is on with Phil tonight to talk about his recent trip to Disneyland. He went on The Jungle Cruise ride...he felt offended by the attendants comments. Callers are outraged that he took the comments personal...Raj believes he speaks on behalf of all Arab-Americans.Hour 3:Austin Amarca is on with Phil discussing how his brother died in Hurricane Andrew. He feels Katrina was coming for him because Andrew took his brother. Callers are outraged and think Austin is stupid and is not using his brain. One caller is so upset that Austin is capitalizing on National Disasters.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hour 1:Brad Rifkin is on to tell Phil about his new Halloween costume he created. It's none other than Rosa Parks. He created it to teach and educate young black kids on who she was. Callers are outraged and believe what Brad is doing is tasteless.Hour 2:Dr. Jim Sadler is on because he went to a costume party that he was not invited to. He dressed in a bunny costume.Hour 3:Phil plays a listener flashback from 9/23/03 called Jerry Lewis is a Monster featuring Steve Bosell. The Combover Boy Show comes on because he is having sex with his grandmother. Father McQuarters calls in because he heard Phil did a rib job on Combover Boy. He is upset with Phil because he has a combover 101 bumper sticker. Phil closes the show. He sounds hollow while Bud sounds normal. Phil's in a heap and the SFX machine is on.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Hour 1:Phil opens the show with a listener flashback called "Please Hang Up" from the 1997 Best of CD. Jeff Dowder joins Phil because he thinks Phil was talking about one ear being hotter than the other. He is excited to tell Phil that the monks that transcribed The Bible also made Pilsner beer. Lloyd Bonafide calls in and tells Phil he created a new cologne. His scent you ask? Booze scented cologne. He thinks it will make cops look foolish when giving breathalyzers. Harvey Wireman joins Phil and Lloyd and begins commenting on the idea. Lloyd and Harvey begin to argue. Father James McQuarters...starts sniffing around, and wonders what it is he smells. He says it's the Bay Area football. Frank Gray calls in and tells Phil he went to a black barber shop to see if he could get his hair cut, he wanted it cut like Steve Harvey. His gender confusion get's the best of him.Hour 2:Dean Wheeler is on to discuss his Goth daughters. He thinks if you dress like Superman on Halloween it disrespects Goth kids. Most callers agree that Dean is a bad parent and needs to grow up.Hour 3:R.C. Collins explains how he is is use to Goth. Bar Sinister is a Goth bar. Denzel Fresh is on with his "Jazz Encounter." Jeff Dowder is on E-bay. He notices someone is selling Phil's Best Of CD. on e-bay...it happens to be a copy. Jeff notices there is a lot of stuff showcased on e-bay regarding Phil.

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