Hour 1: RERUN of 2000-05-22 hour one. Supermarket shrinkage. Hour 2: RERUN of 2000-05-24 hour one. Chris joining NOW. Hour 3: RERUN of 2000-05-25 hour three. Making the show women-friendly.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2000-05-18 hour two. The Pope is backed up. Hour 2: RERUN of 2000-04-26 hour two. Gay Boy Scouts. Hour 3: RERUN of 2000-05-25 hour two. Teen searches at the mall.

Hour 1: Ted Bell's Shrimp Cocktail, Take 2, a rescript of yesterday's show. Ted says the shrimp best illustrates a fetus and that anyone who won't order them are moralizing against abortion. Phil closes talking about dying, the online polls. Hour 2: Dave Oliva wants everyone, including area kids, to know that the film Rush Hour II is not really how LAPD works, and they don't dance or joke. He says the Hong Kong PD is more realistic because they do karate and kick ass. Phil closes with Waterworld and how much it costs. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Week, Bud picks a short Bud fan letter. Hour 3: FIRST HOUR. Phil talks about the latest website poll, takes calls. Phil says he drinks regularly but he functions fine, talks about trying to find good music on a car drive, takes a call about a soldier protesting the government. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls. The pronunciation of Lara of Lara Croft, flashback of 2001-08-09 hour one.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley with Stem Cell Research And You. She wants one of her HOA members to get an abortion so she can make it onto a sitcom and keep the property values up, and the fetus can go to stem cell research. Phil closes with a fake phone call, talks about performing radio theater. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil on VW's new bus, the gas grass or ass bumper stickers, hitchhiking, camping. The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader voyeurism lawsuit, the website, MFP. SECOND HALF. Bud's Weekly Top Ten. Drinks some "gobbling juice" and takes on a pretentious accent for a few seconds. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is giving money to stem cell research when you buy their shrimp cocktails. Phil does off-air bits with Ted in which Ted admits to him and the kitchen watching people eating and pretending they're aborted fetuses. SECOND HALF. Phil says Milt is a cool name, says pro football and hockey players are garbage, talks about good movies.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is an Italian-American who was offended by the Sopranos and is conducting Living In America seminars and bringing Italian-Americans into rape crisis centers for counseling, as the crime is indeed that bad according to Dean. Phil closes talking about the subject of rape and talks about screening the calls during this episode. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman, attorney, says you can clone any child's DNA so that if a child gets killed you can replace them. The Clone Center will raise the kid until it's ready to join the family. Phil closes talking about going into court for drinking on the beach. Phil was surprised that the beach patrol picked on a middle-aged family guy like him. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide's son got killed in Vietnam, and Lloyd still refers to him as a dumbass. His wife wants to go to Vietnam, and Lloyd doesn't. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-07 hour one. Phil chats about Jenna Bush, says the whole family is an alcoholic. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Day. Bud picks a Jaguar car ad then can't find an uplifting e-mail.

Hour 1: Jeff Dowder with Roller Coasters United says roller coasters are a death-defying experience, and only men from 15 to 35 should be allowed on them. Phil closes mentioning the show and restates his comments from Friday about not putting copies of his shows on the Internet. Hour 2: Steve Bosell got a crotch injury doing pretend-WWF wrestling with his son like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and he wants a ruling by Vince McMahon. Phil closes talking about an upcoming King of the Hill voiceover, trying restaurants. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks some more about places he and his family eats, a rant about round-the-world balloons. Phil reads listener e-mail about Chandra Levy, ridiculously expensive movies. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-06c CNO. Phil talks about cloning. Says he wasn't able to get callers upset. Talks about his more controversial shows like Bob Green checking for too many supermarket samples and "Pope Is Backed Up", which got the PHS cancelled in one market.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Remote live at Jim Seal's Auto Farm in Barstow. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about remote kits, flying experiences. Bush living in Texas. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says women leave their kids in hot cars because they're overworked during the day and they want to get away from screaming kids. Phil closes talking about show the show runs, how many callers they put on the air, and they need just 3600 dumbbells a year to make it work. Hour 3: Chris Norton (at 05m after a BSP archive promotion) says he is the ideal human specimen to clone for stem cell research, and that he has godly powers over any clones produced. Phil closes mentioning the website poll, does a flashback of 2001-08-03 hour one.

Hour 1: Margaret Gray and David G Hall debate whether Steven Spielberg is demented because one of his movies (Indiana Jones) features a character ripping a live heart out of a man's chest. Phil closes with an in-depth discussion of copyright infringement and people posting his shows online; he calls traders "low life geeks". Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Larry Grover is suing Singles LA since they can't find any women for him. Larry is a loser sleeping on a cot, has stained underwear, and owns a stack of Hustlers. SECOND HALF. Flashback 2001-08-02 hour three. Phil talks football deaths, Chandra Levy, . Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Heavyweight fight. Lennox Lewis vs. Jack In The Box. Bud says he found Chandra Levy in his pants, and Phil reprimands Bud harshly then talks football. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about smacking Bud. Bud's Weekly Top Ten.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley wants to put human clones to work in farm fields, since it will relieve immigration problems. She says clones have no souls and are not human. Phil closes talks about hanging out with his buddies, pro football practice. Hour 2: Phil suggests we can stop the drug war by not using drugs. Phil takes requests, comments, and opinions. Plays Margaret Gray and other bits. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier, Belmar high school coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons. Phil closes talking about being a USC fan.

Hour 1: Phil talks about not having a car in high school, animals making messes in the house. MTV 20 years ago, Phil rips on the new wave genre and even worse, British techno pop. SECOND HOUR. Phil talks to callers about the radio business. Phil talks positively about Martha Quinn, a bachelor friend having Phil over on Halloween. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder proposes Jesus' DNA from the Shroud of Turin be cloned in Mexico where it's legal. Phil and Jeff wonder about him showing up at US border control. Callers say this cloning can't be done. Phil closes talking to RC Collins about what to do about getting an erection in class. Hour 3: Bob Green is upset about Maria Carey's hospitalization because he runs her fan club, and urges Phil to convince people to buy her records. Phil closes talking about a new audio archive coming for BSP holders. Flashback of 2001-07-31 hour one.