Hope you had a great MLK day! Phil wasn't live on the radio, so we've got some Comedy Gold from January 24, 2001. Bobbie Dooley started off the show by discussing her recent Wintertacular Cruise. She was invited to sit at the Captain's table. Sandy Boucher was too fat and would embarrass the girls, so she was asked to sit out. Bobbie and her friends have tried to help Sandy lose weight by calling her on the phone and oinking repeatedly at her. The second hour featured a rant about the escaped Texas convicts, screwing up your kids, and the voices used on the show. The third hour was closed by Art Griego, who was a Northwest Pilot fired for drinking on the job. Art thinks that all pilots take a pop before a flight, because it's a very combat-like job. Very nerve-wracking. Art argued that pilots all puke before every flight.

It's Phil's last night on the set of USA's "Playing House". New shows return on Monday, starting at our new time, 9 AM PST. Here's some "Best Of" on the radio from March 28th, 2001. Dave Oliva joined us in the first hour to discuss the abuse of power charges with the LAPD. He thinks they are bogus. It's just cops blowing off steam, having a few laughs. The LAPD have such a tough job it's hard to fault them for this. The second hour featured Rudy Canoza to discuss a recent report that says teens and women are smoking more. Rudy encourages it for teen girls because it will make them look cool and be more popular, which raises self-esteem. Bobbie Dooley wrapped up the show to discuss the recent documentary that shows Jesus as black. She thinks it couldn't be timed worse. It's Easter. Bobbie called an emergency meeting of the Western Estates Homeowners Association to discuss the possible repercussions. She says that she's fine with it, but others might have a problem.

Today's guests included Art Griego and Harvey Weirman arguing over Art's contention that the Indian Ocean should be called the Pacific Ocean since "its all one big ocean anyway." Steve Bosell also joined the show to talk about the humiliation he felt watching some "punk 16 year old kid climb the new World Trace Center while I bid a job there and had to turn it down because it involved working on floors higher than the fourth and I have a fear of heights." We also snuck in a Bobbie Dooley Podcast featuring Bobbie and Steve discussing her ass and how it isn't "board flat but has a slight pooch," and Chris Norton's new film "Bun of Flame" a followup to his "pro-ams, 'Rick Steele, Man of Wonder,' 'Kitten On the Run,' and 'Wild and Free in Her Hills.' Episode 81 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

In a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube, and aired the event this morning on the show.... The existence of an animal known as "the traveling squirrel" was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie, and Guy Barton. Barton had written a song called "Traveling Squirrel" 23 days before Ricky Nelson wrote "Traveling Man". Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air tragedy saying he only hoped they lost kids to an air disaster someday. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that "gave it to William Hayes in 'Midnight Express'." And the show ended with another Bobbie Dooley podcast, in which Steve morphs into "The Fly" and attacks Bobbie and Gene Wiffner. Episode 82 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Dean Wheeler joined the program to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, but before long it had degenerated into his screaming about the tree squirrels that have "harassed" him for months and his nephew Stevie showing up with a pellet gun and ready to aim as Dean gets a headfull of squirrel shit. Vernon Dozier came close to another stroke stressing about college football players unionizing. He talked about a young freshman quarterback at Belmar Academy that he's bringing along as the kids father is, typically, being "a pain in the ass." Vernon said the boy is a fine young man but because he's 15 he's automatically "dirty, crawling, slimy scum, a punk and a degenerate. But all kids are at that age" said Vernon. The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured Bobbie kicking the shit out of not only Steve but announcer Gene Wiffner. Episode 86 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn't want to talk anymore to "this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police..." Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at "putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces." Also The Stephen Colbert Report's so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League. Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she'll have "none of." They are: "blow by blow", "that's a mouthful", "lickity-split", "he's a handful", "they were licked", "I beat the spread." There are others, but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when "Steve gives it to her good." Episode 87 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Bobbie Dooley guest hosted this morning and called a halt to the violence she has visited on Steve and other men in light of the Ray Rice video. She did have Jay Santos come in and hog-tie both her husband Steve and staff announcer Gene Wiffner until they learned to keep their mouths shut while she is talking... And then it's part three of Bobbie's interview with Dr. Drew. Episode 202 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Irvine Improv last night and made the one-man show such a success! It was a blast! For today's podcast, we're featuring a couple of classic clips. First, Cadet RC Collins feels that the military should get the privilege to commit crimes and take drugs. Then Bobbie Dooley tells Phil about a family in Western Estates who recently adopted a child from Africa because the wife was unable to bear children. Bobbie says she's decided to support the family, however she can't guarantee the baby's safety. Episode 336 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.