Hour 1:Telemarketer Chris Norton joins the program, he is interested in being the first man to join the National Organization for Women. Chris says he wants to become more familiar with the political needs of women, stand up for women's rights, and have lots ofHour 2:"From My Cold Dead Hands" Advertising exec Brad Rifkin joins the program to comment on the "from my cold dead hands" comment made recently by Charleton Heston. Phil talks about live police shootings, the television show "Titus", and Sailor Moon.Hour 3:"(T.Rex) Can't Get No Satisfaction" RC Collins joins the program to talk about teenage sex and masturbation, he believes that T.Rex is extinct because his arms were too short to masturbate. Phil reads from a "self care" catalog, talks about his tuesday ni

Hour 1:"Jesus Hates Your Football Team" Author Brad Rifkin joins the program to explain why prayer & football don't mix. Phil talks about a tailgate party he helped organize for his kids high school.Hour 2:Bob Green feels that Bush calling a reporter a "major league asshole" is the biggest mistake the republican party has made since Watergate. Attorney Harvey Wireman wants to know if Phil thinks that Sigfried & Roy are homosexuals.Hour 3:Chris Norton was arrested for indecent exposure after he was caught taking nude photos of himself in a photobooth. Chris says he's been wrongfully accused because the parents of the kids who caught him should have been watching them. Phil talks about drin

Hour One:Bob Green, CEO of Fraser Foods is on to talk about his unhappiness with the delivery times he is getting out of drivers who work for him. His grocery stores guarantee delivery of groceries, deli items and party platters in 30 minutes or less but his drivers are too "gutless" to drive fast in the rain ands do other things necessary to get the job done, such as drive on sidewalks, the wrong way down one way streets and through peoples yards. Isaac Taylor...now there was a driver. Even though he ran a family of three off of the Ortega Highway, killing all three at the bottom of a ravine, he got a deli platter delivered on time.Hour Two:Chris Norton, a pharmaceutical rep, is organizing a free speech at work movement. He was honest with a co-worker when she brought her baby to work to show everyone. He said the kids face looked "pinched in." This co-worker decided to have her desk moved to another part of the building. Chris thinks its restricting his right to free speech that she would punish him for saying what he said about her kid by moving her desk. After all, he's attracted to her and wants to buy her "drinks."Hour Three:Phil Reads a very funny e-mail marking the differences between him and Comb-Over Boy. One of them : 'Boy tries to get his listeners "laid." Phil doesn't care whether his listeners get laid or not. Then the Cowboy Jim Show features Cowboy Jim telling the kids his wife is expecting a baby. The kids give him a cigar but it explodes and knocks Jim cold. When he comes too, his his haze, he tries to light it again....and it explodes again. This fades into Tom Ginden, some white dude trying to fill in for a black Jamaican disc jockey on some Rastafarian station in Jamaica. He gets chewed out by the owner of the station, both on air and off, who is an African-American that doesn't want the Jamaicans to know he can't stand them and only wants to make a little money. Phil then explains why leaving KFI is a good idea and talks about all-inclusive resorts. He then mentions his wife and kids are in Hawaii and then brings on Bill Arnsparger from the San Diego Zoo, a zoologist who can't remember what an elephant is called among other things, and Bill has a Mina Bird that sounds just like Phil.

Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is on to promote his book, The Wages of Sin: Surviving Road Rage. Vernon says through Jesus and therapy he is cured of road rage......except when he sees women using hands-free cell phones, flossing their teeth or putting on make-up while driving. He feels emasculated.Hour 2: Dave Oliva is a waiter at the Grand Junction Steak House in Westwood. he is also studying to be a LAPD officer. He uses "law enforcement procedure" at the restaurant by telling people to stack their dishes nicely before he brings the check. If they don't, he follows them to door and says "hey man, nice job stacking those dishes." At one point, he says people are such pigs that a family left something in a napkin and he "wasn't sure what it was."Hour 3: Chris Norton, a pharmaceutical rep, is organizing a free speech at work movement. He was honest with a co-worker when she brought her baby to work to show everyone. He said the kids face looked "pinched in." This co-worker decided to have her desk moved to another part of the building. Chris thinks its restricting his right to free speech that she would punish him for saying what he said about her kid by moving her desk. After all, he's attracted to her and wants to buy her "drinks."