Thursday, June 6, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton says Spiderman is causing kids to think that celibacy is cool, making them want to be priests who abuse kids. Chris said they needed to spice it up with X-rated sex scenes. Callers say this is ridiculous: it's a family movie. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is with Mothers Against Peer Pressure and does not want sluts leading her son astray. another teen pressured him into going on a car chase. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 1, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a dance teacher who dances nude for wives so they can teach their husbands how to do it -- but he won't teach husbands directly of course. He likens women to Pavlov's dogs. Chris demonstrates dance moves to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. He can turn harlequin pages with his ass cheeks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka defends a Native American who started a grass fire, saying he was probably guided by spirits, while a white woman who did the same thing should be prosecuted. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight to tell us his secret of getting out of speeding tickets. Chris says that he intimidates cops with his '86 IROC and tattoos. Cops target him because his car is faster and he has chicks giving him head. In the second hour Phil went on a rant about going on the Disney Cruise, Orlando, and the Caribbean. Roland Schwinn joined us in the third hour. He says that parents are killing kids in the summertime because they are jealous of success, or if they fail, they feel like being taken for a ride. In summer kids are home in the parents' faces for three months.

RC Collins kicked off the show tonight to talk about boy bands. He thinks that they are the hottest thing with boys age 13-18. The harder bands got nothin' on the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc. Bud Dickman and David G. Hall closed out the first hour to get Phil's take on the news. Bud plays the "Snore-o-meter" which is cricket sound effects. Chris Norton joined us in the second hour to tell the audience that he's taking out ads that offer a date with Chris for Chandra Levy if she comes out of hiding. He wants to take her to the Olive Garden and Applebees, and then have some great sex. Steve Bosell closed the show with a single call from a non-fan.

Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight o tell guys that they need to play hard to get with women. They've gotta stop trying to hard. Chris puked on the table during a date, busted ass while making out, and called phone sex hotlines with her phone and she loved him for it! Phil then went on a rant about Fear Factor. Bud said that he fears putting his nose up Rush Limbaugh's butt crack. Harvey came on to say that he saw Phil's N.Y. Times article and now he's peeing blood. And then Phil ranted about sponsors on the show vs freedom of speech. Dr. Alvin Kooper wrapped up the second hour with "Mental Health on Parade". Eric Clapton had a baby and will probably write another ballad. Bobbie came on in the third hour to say that condom ads are bad because condoms are gross. Bobbie teaches the "pull out" method of birth control. She forbids her sons from using condoms.

Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."