Ted Bell brings on Jeff Dowdder and his cousin Chris Norton as his new spokespeople for 'Poutine in '17.' Meanwhile Chef Carl Chodillia tries, in vain, to make 'Steak Carl.' Another 'As You Like To Hear Them' interview features Ivanka Trump. Today's BSP Classic Show is from November 14, 2003. Ted Bell says cell phone headsets make you look like an idiot. He's entitled to drive with a handheld phone because he’s an important businessman.

Professor Emory Clayton discusses voter suppression and gives his Ram tickets for Sunday's game to Vernon Dozier. Also Chris Norton gets pledges to vote, John Jerryman sings 'The Moon, The Moon, Oh the Moon.' And Ed Elcott catches Emerelda Wheeler live at Wampaugh University. For our BSP Classic Hour, we go back to Election Day, 2004. Bob Green is a supermarket manager who is celebrating George W Bush’s win by making his employees hear crude and insensitive jokes.

Hispanic activists Brass Villanueva and Rueben Ramon Escobar are voting for Trump because they figure he'll owe them big. Coach Vernon Dozier deals with the heat parents are giving him during football season. Chris Norton sees a girl actually pass up meeting him for a Gorgonzola burger. Our BSP Classic Show Show includes Margaret Grey burning Bush/Cheney number stickers and Lloyd Bonafide who's had it with trick or treaters

"Show Log For Tuesday October 18, 2017 Harvey Weirman remembers the Dolphins vs the Chiefs, Christmas Day, 1971 and in the process remembers what he was doing that day (hint: it wasn't good) Don Berman of Channel 19 news commiserates with Phil about a sports jacket for Phil that was altered too large. But Don doesn't worry. He can look like a half bagged pig." For our BSP Classic Show, we visit October 18, 2002 Friday, October 18, 2002 Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. Phil announces (not to be out done) he’s going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith Chris Norton told a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died…he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him"

The gender confused husband of Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, remembers Arnold Palmer's great golf game 'despite her messed up looking swing.' Chris Norton announces his newest adult film 'Brexit Breasts.' Reverend Dave Castorini relives the trauma of the fan interference that cost the Cubs in 2003. The BSP Classic Hour. Phil interviews “goth kid” and alleged vampire R.C.Collins who drinks his own blood live on the air on Friday the 13th!!

General Shaw rips Phil for blowing the live Shaw/Collins coverage of the VP debate. Jeff Dowdder celebrates a new Popeyes Fried Chicken in Washington DC. And the unseemly Jerry Deauville says that Hillary Clinton....you guessed it....pushed Trump's face down in a mud puddle and asked if anybody else wanted some. The BSP Classic Show from October 2003 Tuesday, October 7, 2003, Chris Norton says men grope women because they’re more socially advanced and this is their way of empathizing. The discussion degenerates into him using euphemisms like “putting his hands in the dirty place.'"

With a report released listing the fattest states in America, Ted's chef Carl Chodillia is on the defensive concerning his love of fatty foods ("I go way back with clam dip") Chris Norton updates his planned adult film in space. Mark Hinshaw takes a ride in a driverless car and when people send him pictures of himself in the car he thinks he looks like a mindless idiot being led around by a machine. The BSP Classic Hour is a full classic show from September 2, 2004 with Bobbie Dooley and Bob Green

Ted Bell and Prime Rib Room manager Rudy Canosa talk about their new promotion, "The Ted, the T-Bone, and Texas!" Frank Grey talks about Marie Osmond and Chris Norton's new porn film "The Sexual Mars Express." Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 4 2003, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is heading Operation School Start, where he inspects bags of high school girls coming out of the mall to check for things like thong underwear.

Chris Norton talks about a new informal men’s group he’s formed for Sunday mornings called “The Sons of the Mexican Scramble.” They discuss their different Saturday night escapades and Pastor Rennick takes him to task… Later Margaret debates Herb Sewell on Orson Welles. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from August 2 2001, Vernon Dozier, Belmar High School coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons.

Chris Norton, wannabe adult film producer and actor, tries to talk about sexual abstinence. Forget it. Also Harvey Weirman on day one at the DNC, and Mavis Leonard, Trump supporter, tries to interpret one of his tweets. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from July 26 2001, Art Griego says that air rage is the flight attendants’ fault; if they’d just do their jobs better then people wouldn't shit on drink carts.