Chris Norton joined us to discuss the Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing ad featuring a hunky guy laying on a table cloth. Chris said if you audition for that commercial you have to be able to "will your muscles to flex" and you have to really keep it "tucked up in those shorts..." Casting director Jay Dane also joined the show to talked about how great the ad series is because it pretty much calls out women to be the wanton sex addicts that they are... Art Bell made a rare appearance with General Johnson Jameson looking for the Loch Ness monster. Also Dr. Ron Tarner taslked about the Loch Ness monster playing "peek-a-boo" and "swim and seek" as a way of avoiding detection.

Tonight it was a phantasmagoria of lights and twirling weirdness. Doug Dannger...no, wait a minute, Father James McQuarters commented on Whitey Bulger going down for the count. The Father doesn't like Whitey but loved "The Departed." Later Chris Norton discussed his first directorial effort in the adult film field.."Lust Makes The World Go 'Round" (It might also be called "Lust On The Sun") The film will have a real cavalcade of talent: Danny Bratwurst, Sylvia Cavity, Garrett Thermometer (He takes their temperature) Pete Package, Bob Flank Steak and of course Bottled Water Girl......because "she comes in the back door..." A debate about, what else, health care featured, who else, Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler and, as fate would have it, Dean is calling from the set of Chris' movie where Dean's wife Emerelda is about to take on Garrett Thermometer.