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              Picadilly Billy bore a striking resemblance to Charlie Chaplin Christian Tomba, famous British psychic guested on the show and talked about Sylvia Browne, another big name psychic. She recently butchered up a prediction about Amanda Berry, one of three kidnapped girls found alive this week after a decade as a hostage in a Cleveland home. Tomba mentioned the case of "Picadilly Billy," one that he carved up by saying an abducted kid would be found "under a wheelbarrow" and in fact they found the child, safe and alive, "in a cemnt mixer, only minutes away from becoming part of a pool deck" Chris Norton is in a bit of a quandary. He understands how dangerous an obsessed woman can be but its also a bit of a status symbol to have a female "so into you she wants to take a straight razor to you." Duiring the interview, Chris sees a girl named Luanne come into the bar he's at, a girl that has been following him around. "For the pair on her, yes, I'd risk being slaughtered up."

Mavis Leonard commented on the fact that the name "Mavis" is popular again for baby girls. Mavis doesn't like it, says the name Mavis is "hellbound" and all it does is put you on a "fast track to meet the horned one." Chris Norton weighed in on Kris Humphries being sued by a Beverly Hills mens clothing store. "I don't think this clothing store knows that this guy was able to ass'ess the sess' of a pretty sessy woman... thas' ess'elent!" Then Phil and the crew talk with Frank Grey about a book Phil's reading; a narrative about the Revolutionary War by a young private named Joseph Plumb Martin. Frank, with his gender confusion, wanted tio know "her opinion of General Washington. What did she think of her?" Some other messed up stuff..