Tonight we had in Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California talking about how women like a man to "wheel them around, grab them by the shoulders and force a kiss on them because that's what they do in the movies." Chris did it....and got a sexual battery charge. Then Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County joined the show to talk with Phil about a philosophical conflict he is having: Should he support the Westboro Baptist Church's right to protest at military funerals or should he respect the right of the military family not to be harassed with hate while they lay their loved one to resgt? Larry is so torn he starts to cut himself on the air with a double-edge razor Then Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County joined the show to talk with Phil about a philosophical conflict he is having: Should he support the Westboro Baptist Church's right to protest at military funerals or should he respect the right of the military family not to be harassed with hate while they lay their loved one to resgt? Larry is so torn he starts to cut himself on the air with a double-edge razor blade. //

Two hours with telemarketer Chris Norton tonight who is leaving the adult film business (or at least is taking a break) and running for the California State Senate. Chris said that the only way to hold the "'Publicans feet to the fire is to not only shut down the government but not pay military people either." Chris thinks keeping the paycheck away from military families is smart in case it lands in the hands of "deadbeats and freeloaders." Another area of concern is (but of course) military wives hitting buckets of balls and playing 3 pars trying to get their LPGA cards while their husbands risk death. *The line "Okay lunger, let's do it" was originally in the film "Tombstone."

......uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Next, by popular request: Bobbie Dooley, Chris Norton, and Skippy & Frank! Look for the August 2001 archives to be finished sometime next week as well! Cheers,-Alex 

Chris Norton, the 28 year old sometime telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California was promoting "the Sheen" and the power it (he) gives you. Then Wisconsin State Senator Rob Barnes was angry that his daughter disobeyed an order he gave her proving, in his mind, a Hitler Youth mentality in Wisconsin.

November 26, 2001 "Golf Courtesy Of The Marines." --Herb Sewell joins the show to talk about the need for the upgrading of Afghanistan. Afterall, golfers pay at a high tax rateDecember 28, 2001--"Cyber Sex" --Steve Bosell is having the "best sex he ever had." It's cyber sex with a "woman" named "Bonemaster" til he finds out that wasn't a woman at all...it was his neighbor Roy Hutchins.June 24, 2005 "Get A Pair, Eat It Rare" --Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.June 24, 2005-"Mes'sican Scramble"--Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all "hot-looking, young professionals" who want to keep their beach for "hot-looking people only." It's tough, he says, "having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path."November 15, 2005--"Unloaded Gun"--Lloyd Bonafide is on because once again he has got himself in trouble. He let his grandkids play with unloaded guns. A neighbor walked by and the kids pointed them at her and she fainted. Callers are furious that Lloyd would do such a thing, they believe the kids were way too young.Nouveau Tango-Accoustic Alchemy, Living in the USA-Steve Miller Band, Anything Anything-Dramarama, Moonlight Drive-The Doors, I'm Your Pusher-Ice T, Shae Your Money Maker-Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Nutshell-Alice In Chains, Killer Joe-Quincy Jones

Tonight our guests were Insensitive German writer Shoell Heller and Chris Norton. We'll fill in the details later as we've had the Internet go down, if you'll pardon the expression.