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Does anyone know the date of a Chris Norton (?) bit suggesting all women wear burkas?

"Quit while you're ahead or you'll only be a head."--Margaret Grrey

Steve Bosell fears that published images of the oil slick in the Guulf will create a fear of some blob-type organism ready to make land. Steve was also scared into running to his bedroom and burying his head in a pillow when his daughter showed him a tar ball she found at the beach. David G. Hall and young Chris Norton visited Phil with David G. telling Phil Chris' story is inspiring and could attract a more Christian listener to Phil's show. Chris tells Phil he got his girlfriend pregnant but because his parents are religious...and will bank roll his adult film production house....he doesn't want her to get an abortion. Instead, he wants Phils listenjers to pray to God that his girlfriend miscarries. Phil tells David and Chris the whole thing sounds like a stunt to get business at the adult film production house because david probably has a piece of it...

Monday, December 11, 2000

Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.

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“On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman’s ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks.” Show Log For Friday June 8, 2012

"On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman's ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks." Show Log For Friday June 8, 2012Eric Eisenblatt, criminal defense attorney commented on a case involviong a father beating his son for not making a catch in baseball. the mans actions were videotaped by a neighbor and he was arrested. But Mr. Eisenblatt believed the man was not given the benefit of the doubt. "I don't know a lot about baseball," said Mr. Eisenblatt. "But when my daughter didn't get the home runs I told her to get I decided to show her what a clumsy fool she was. I'd either trip her or just pull her pants down in front of everyone. HaHa." Later 28 year old telemarketer and self-described good looking guy Chris Norton talked with Phil about his "Fifty Shades of Chris" promotion. On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman's ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks. "Women like having their ass cheeks painted," said Chris With Margaret Grey, Frank Grey and RC Collins

I’ll Teach Your Man To Dance!

Chris Norton, founder of "Chris Norton Entertainment" joins the program to discuss and demonstrate his seductive dancing classes for men. As Chris proves over the phone, men can be sessy too... but first he wants to dance for the wifes to make sure they ap(0:04:20)

Friday, September 3, 2010

Chris Norton, a part-time telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, California joined us for our two-hour special on preparing kids for the world. Mr. Norton is 26 years old and recently approached his father about getting money for a new business he wants to start, an adult film studio. His idea is to produce adult films based on regular movies like "Gone With The Wind" and "E.T." "I can have Rhett Butler getting oral from Scarlet O'Hara," says Chris. His father turned him down though and now Chris says he needs his parents to "come through with something" since they didn't prepare him properly for the world and he doesn't know how to fill out a job app. Chris spent the whole day today sitting on the couch at his parents house (where he also sleeps) filming himself masturbating "so I can get the techniques and stuff."

Monday, April 3, 2006

Hour 1:Phil talks about the UCLA championship, The Orlando Sentinel, the new Chris Elliot pilot, and the band Scorpion. Phil plays a Jay Santos Flashback by request. Darren Brown from C93 calls in with some comedy ideas for the show. Phil talks about Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Tony Neal calls in to talk about his new pilot starring Ryan Seacrest.Hour 2:Phil speaks with a man named Jim Kettering who says that the Spanish influence in America with food items and city names has become overwhelming. Jim asks the question, should there be some kind of cooling off period?Hour 3:Chris Norton joins the show from the website "Chris Norton's Fox Fever." Chris says "Basic Instinct 2" didn't do well at the box office because men just aren't interested in "hot older women" anymore. Phil reads some e-mail and talks about Combover Boy. RC Collins says it sounds gay to put crème cheese on a hot dog, and Lloyd Bonifide calls in to talk about Taylor Ham.

Ep. 303

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Jeff Dowder along with Dr. Ron Tarner discussed an attack by Cossack militia on members of the Russian band Pussy Riot in Sochi Wednesday. Dowder even played traditional Russian dance music as an example of how the Cossacks "go into an attack, dancing off their horses and dancing into battle." Also key in recognizing the Cossack: The fur hat. Chris Norton and Larry Grover came on to debate the threat of another shoe bomber with Norton talking about footwear most likely to conceal "a 'splosive. Wash' out for Oss'ford shoes 'specially." Grover, at his mothers urging, asked Chris about the Rusty Pelican where Chris hangs with his friends. And Chris invited Larry to come by his "booth" Friday night to hang. We'll report on that. Money says Larry's grabs an STD for his trouble before the sun sees Monday morn'.

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