Tuesday, February 11, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who says there should be an Iraq War memorial which replaces the Vietnam Memorial so that we can scrub out a national embarrassment with a victorious tribute. Harvey Wireman makes RC kiss the gunner's daughter, caning him, drilling through his nuts, using a sandblaster on his gonads, and so on. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Starting the bit, Chris Norton wrote a book called Maybe Its Normal, which suggests all the sex with minors is normal. But David G Hall quickly breaks in and kills this bit. He says when your show is sucking this hard, he's gonna step in. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about acceptable levels of terrorism.

Thursday, February 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder says the Space Shuttle Columbia crew detonated the shuttle themselves because it was undershooting the runway and might cause damage on the ground. Hour 3: Chris Norton is a film producer doing a production on Michael Jackson, and says that because blacks have had it tougher, we need to not punish them for transgressions.

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob McGraw is planning to host the first Iraq tours after the war, and says he's trademarked the idea and you have to go through him. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a hotline for teens and teaches teenage boys how to get the upper hand on women so they feel like they're in control.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.

Thursday, December 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover joins the program to talk about how men have the power to pick the women they want to go out with, not the other way around. He's a catch because he's respectful to women asking them to clean, scrub & for sex. Phil tells he did the voice of Larry for the last bit. Margaret was on the show last night and told how had a birthday party for her son Jason J. Delmonico. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified is on to discuss how he feels sad that his wife needs to pee on a long road trip because 9/11 made her soft. She ruined his car seats. David G. Hall and Bud Dickman join in to talk about the top 10 Christmas phrases that sound dirty but really are not such as “Santa's sack is really budging.” Classic Flashback from Chris Norton and his copyrighted his moves. Hour 3: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Flashback from R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman with “Kiss the Gunner's daughter.”

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Monday, September 23, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green refused to allow his supermarket staff to break up a fight between a mother and her child. Phil talks about disciplining his kids. Hour 3: Chris Norton is insisting on rights to visit the kids he fathered at the sperm bank, and if he doesn't get them, he's telling the mothers he's part Mexican, which will make them sue the sperm bank.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton proposes a television reality show where women go on dates with guys and must meet very high standards. He does things like tie a girl up and run a skinning knife down her back. If she cries, she has to leave the apartment. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Margaret Gray performed oral sex on a stranger to coerce him to not report a parking lot accident to her husband's insurance company.