Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Monday, September 23, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green refused to allow his supermarket staff to break up a fight between a mother and her child. Phil talks about disciplining his kids. Hour 3: Chris Norton is insisting on rights to visit the kids he fathered at the sperm bank, and if he doesn't get them, he's telling the mothers he's part Mexican, which will make them sue the sperm bank.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton proposes a television reality show where women go on dates with guys and must meet very high standards. He does things like tie a girl up and run a skinning knife down her back. If she cries, she has to leave the apartment. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Margaret Gray performed oral sex on a stranger to coerce him to not report a parking lot accident to her husband's insurance company.

Monday, July 1, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a dance teacher who dances nude for wives so they can teach their husbands how to do it -- but he won't teach husbands directly of course. He likens women to Pavlov's dogs. Chris demonstrates dance moves to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. He can turn harlequin pages with his ass cheeks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka defends a Native American who started a grass fire, saying he was probably guided by spirits, while a white woman who did the same thing should be prosecuted. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, June 6, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton says Spiderman is causing kids to think that celibacy is cool, making them want to be priests who abuse kids. Chris said they needed to spice it up with X-rated sex scenes. Callers say this is ridiculous: it's a family movie. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is with Mothers Against Peer Pressure and does not want sluts leading her son astray. another teen pressured him into going on a car chase. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Chris Norton wants to take someone's underage daughter to the prom in a limo and take nude pics. Phil closes talking about having food poisoning from eating at the chicken place down the street. Hour 2: Don Parsley lost a wife and kid in the Iowa tornado and asks for money but his story falls apart. Tall Tornado Tales. Closes with Debbie being told what’s up [DJB]. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: RC Collins says young men will not tolerate being struck by a woman, and if this happens they should give a good-old fashioned slap to the face or push them out of a moving car. This is in the wake of Tawny Kitaen being charged with striking husband Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton of Crubiton Escort Services runs a gigalo service but doesn't offer sex to women over 40 because they're all dried up.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-02-28 hour two MGR. Horny teens and Grammys. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-01-17 hour three DWH. Homicidal wife. Hour 3: RERUN of part of 2002-01-17 hour one (David G. Hall) and part of 2002-01-09a (Chris Norton).