Friday, June 18, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler lost his Christian faith out of fear of Al Qaieda and keeps saying Benny Hinn is a big target for Muslims. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier became an "Honorary Girl" at his daughter's slumber party guest. He terrorized a couple of girls and said they looked like they had muscular dystrophy trying to do a twirl. He demonstrated how to model women's clothes and was in a negligee when the cops showed up. He demonstrates live for Phil and keeps stopping music while he's modeling and asking if Phil thinks he's gay.

Thursday, December 16, 2004 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Pastor William Rennick as a guest in the first hour. Pastor Rennick has a sermon he is preaching for the Christmas season called “Crisis in Faith.” In his oration, he argues that while everyone celebrated the birth of Jesus, it was a slap to the face of Joseph as his wife was pregnant with the child of another man. It did not matter that God was the father to Jesus; Joseph’s reaction should have been to put buckshot in the man who impregnated his wife. Later, Logan joins the show for “My Grandpa Says.” Hour 2: RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joins the show in the second hour. RC discusses how he strives to enter the 101st Airborne after he graduates, and go on to fight the war in Iraq. That said, he argues that people that he is fighting for are not worthy of his sacrifice for the country (spoken as if he is currently fighting.) Women have loose morals, they dress scantily clad, and they are over aggressive (all traits he does not like), stemming from them being molested at the church. Jeff Dowder comes on for Hypothetical America. Today’s topic is “What would it be like if people could fly,” and in Jeff’s scenario, the ramifications of human flight would lead to mass suicides. Hour 3: Bud reflects on Jeff’s segment from the last hour. Phil talks about video games and his new car, the 2005 convertible Jackass, and then touches on his marriage. In response, Bud plays sentimental music. Public Television presents “Fooling around with Dad’s gun,” with Brian Warshan. David G. Hall has Phil hooked up to the show monitor for being dull. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, December 17, 2004 Hour 1: Biff Heaven Experience. How Deep Is Your Love, She Drives Me Crazy, Urgent, Pina Colada, Second That Emotion, More Than A Woman, Only The Lonely, Light Up, Canoza. guests on reparations. Hour 2: Clara Bingham says black doctors usually overbill white patients to help claim slave reparations. Hour 3: Gene Klein gives a demonstration of his professional ass-kissing kills on Phil's boss David G Hall. Kenny Rogers Christmas special. Phil e-mail, car covers.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004 Hour 1: Robert Green is the descendant of plantation owners. He is suing the federal government and 39 black members of congress over reparations, saying when the country freed the slaves, his family lost everything! Hour 2: Phil tells the story about his clash with Brian Cox of the Miami Dolphins while Phil worked for WIOD in Miami. Phil would do a bit called The Brian Cox Show, based on Brian Cox’s often vulgar and inappropriate on field behavior. This bit led to Cox filing a $15 million lawsuit for slander and misappropriation of likeness on air. Ever since, Phil has held a grudge against Brian Cox, up until running into him the previous Saturday night. By request flashback of Art Griego arguing that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. He disputes that since blacks were brought to this country against their will, what do they have to be thankful for? Hour 3: It’s the Combover Boy Show! Today, Comb questions why you have to drug senior citizens in order to get some “Christmas nookie” from them. Phil talks about his marriage. Jeff Dowder joins the program for “Wouldn’t it be funny if.” Colonial Buck Negro hosts a segment to talk about the issues of the day, and he will not be swayed! Phil rants about Glenn Beck lifting his show, and Martha Stewart’s activity while in prison. Harvey Wireman joins Phil to talk about Robert Stroud, the Birdman of Alcatraz. Harvey, however, does not have his glasses, has a cheese log stuck in his throat, and in general is so senile that he cannot postulate a sound argument. The Chef Carl Chadillia Show gets a segment. Callers are irate as Carl uses a pickle to represent the Baby Jesus. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, January 14, 2005 Hour 1: FIRST HALF - Chris has a sexy dance move he wants to show Brad Pitt; it uses "Eye Of The Tiger". SECOND HALF - Playing With Dad's Guns with Brian Worsham. Last segment is Art Bell with Gen Johnson Jameson holding a Princess Diana seance. He says ghosts have their own radio frequency. He only picks up Captain Kangaroo, the Little Rascals, the Jetsons, and other TV shows, and never makes contact. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley's kids are wearing Afro "fright wigs" and eating bananas at school to celebrate MLK Day. Bobbie says her son said he wants to looks more like a black and be closer to Dr. King, and Bobbie says her boy doesn't lie. Hour 3: Pastor Rennick says whites should work on MLK Day. Phil closes with flashback of Raj Fahneen.