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Monday, May 16, 2011

Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner actually agreed with and tried to defend Dr. Stephen Hawking for saying "heaven is a fairy tale." And Tarner said that he, Ron Tarner, was more important than Jesus Christ. Tarner has had a long standing grudge against Hawking for what Tarner believes were racist jokes penned by Hawking Later it was Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates PTO saying injecting botox into an eight year old "because her face ain't makin' it" is necessary in order for the child to win a beauty pageant and thus vindicate her mother and help her mother win her grandfathers love. One man called to say he had five daughters and they were all beautiful to him. When Bobbie heard none had been in beauty pageants, she said the guy was "5 for 5." Wow...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The author of the new book "Losing Our Civility: Civilized Behavior in the 21st Century", Mr. Chris Jekyll, told Phil that because his last name is well known as a famous literary character he has been mocked and abused throughout his life. In fact, it culminated one Saturday morning when Jekyll answered his door to find a neighbor boy there who said "Good morning Mr Jekyll. Where's Mr. Hyde?" Jekyll's response was to grab the kid by the shirt and yank him inside so roughly the kid's head hit the door jam causing a concussion. Jekyll said he had no choice after being called out as "a deviant; a slouching, mad ghoul."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an "air jockey" getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself "like in the Dracula movies." Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus "even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They're turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!" Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars "belongs to me..I mean...it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build...I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!"

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joined Phil to discuss his stopping a Nativity service at Marchmont Baptist Church in Culver City to tell the congregation "it was not a Merry Christmas or a Happy New Year because of what Obama's done." Mavis Leonard joined the program. She was there that morning and remembers Larry as wearing "a short sleeve white shirt, striped tie and seer-sucker red-sstriped pants." As Larry walked out she "lit it up," or flipped him off.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

It was Reverand David Castorini tonight talking about Tim Teebow being demoted for Peyton Manning and how it will seriously shake the faith of Christians coast to coast...and Larry Grover was angry at the "idiots" in Illinois who voted for Romnety and backstabbed Santorum......

Monday, July 16, 2012

Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn't make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In fact, as Dr. Jim Sadler dug into Ted's psyche it became clear he was burned out and looking to get out from under the shadow of his long dead father... Later Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he, not a man stopped by TSA at San Francisco Airport on July 9, has the world's biggest penis. Apparently this was recorded during a one-time porn shoot in Wilmington, North Carolina by someone on set who had a tape measure. Phil had to explain to Bud and Robert the difference between Lindbergh and Christopher Columbus.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Chris Garvin from the Pennsylvania Daily joined the show tonight to talk about what he calls 'manna from heaven" for the Obama campaign: the selection of Paul Ryan as Romney's running mate. Garvin said Ryan reminded him of the "rich guy I knew when I worked in construction, the son of the contractor who went up a ladder ahead of me and farted, laughing at how funny it was..." Joining the show also was "Lil" Ian Anderson reviewing the new tv show "Grimm." Margaret Grey came on to comment on Phil tweeting this past weekend that he wanted to move to London With Frank Grey and Vernon Dozier...

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out by talking about Italians and the Mafia in movies and TV. Family Album Snapshots with Steve Bosell & Chef Carl Chadillia. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier comes on the program after he was admitted to a drug treatment center. He doesn't have a drug problem but was arrested for slapping his wife because at Thanksgiving dinner, no one was thanking him. More family Album Snapshots with Roland Schwinn. Hour 3: Thanksgiving tips with Margaret Gray. She'll give you recipes for Thanksgiving but you have to call her for permission first. Phil takes a call from some real guy about Christian Rock.

Monday, December 2, 2002

Monday, December 2, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve Dooley start things off tonight saying her family won't get sick on cruise ships because they eat granola and take vitamin c. Phil gives advice on behavior at Christmas parties. Flashback with Vernon Dozier... he's angry at President Bush for having his Thanksgiving dinner flown in from Texas on Air force One. Hour 2: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Hour 3: Phil talks about some middle east news. Chester Shunt comes on and gives a lesson on sponge painting while describing in detail how he murdered a woman. Phil has to go home and kick some ass.

Tuesday, December 3, 2002

Tuesday, December 3, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about some Christmas programing. Flashback from Yesterday with Dave Oliva. General Johnson Jameson talks to Art Bell about Spielbergs special "Taken" and how he feels he's been raped. Phil talks about pre-war news. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified takes issue with "wife-beater" t-shirts...anyone lays a hand on his daughter, they will die screaming. Phil decides to punish the audience because the phone calls sucked. Hour 3: Larry Grover joins the show to talk about true love. It's lost for Larry when his soul-mate (who's pregnant) farts in bed, like a pig. R.C. Collins interrupts Phil to ask if you have sex with yourself, does that make you gay?

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