Tuesday, September 17, 2002 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is cheating on his wife, and he says it's because he's trying to get this girl to stop stripping. His wife is upset. We also find that Vernon sleeps with his wife’s mother and sister. Hour 2: Margaret Gray wants Christopher Reeve to be the first to walk again so that he can scare all the Arabs. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2000-05-22 hour one. Supermarket shrinkage. Hour 2: RERUN of 2000-05-24 hour one. Chris joining NOW. Hour 3: RERUN of 2000-05-25 hour three. Making the show women-friendly.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley runs the HOA and PTO and is imposing Christian-themed PE school uniforms of a gladiator skirt and a blue Mohawk on a gold helmet. Phil closes with a short mention of the website poll that suggests racist undertones. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Afroman's Because I Got High in full, then flashback of 2001-08-22a JSA. Because I Got High again, flashback of 2001-08-06c. Because I Got High. SECOND HALF. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-08-03a MGR. Because I Got High. Flashback 2001-07-16 hour three Hour 3: Ted Bell hates the nouveau riche, saying a man who won money in a Powerball lottery doesn't deserve to have the perks and status symbols of a rich person who earned their wealth. Phil closes talking about the Connie Chung and Gary Condit interview. Phil hates the marketing of NFL football, and says mostly farmers watch it.