Hour One:Clip from Coast To Coast AM where George Noory had Phil doing a Walter Cronkite impression to mess with Richard C. Hoagland's head....Phil talked about doing pre-games for the Atlanta Falcons radio broadcasts...Florida becomes another state that will ticket creeps going slow in the fast lane...Flashback: The ever-popular "All You Can Eat Negro"....Phil orders Chinese but can't understand the guy. Bud speaks Mandarin apparently so he jumps on the line....Another edition of "Scared Straight: Starbucks!!!".....Hour Two:Herb Sewell gives everyone the willies by saying he's moved into a neighborhood to "complete vital research" on a book he is writing and he hasn't registered as a sex offender because he doesn't want "over-eager house fraus coming down to my house and throwing rocks through the windows...." David G. Hall calls from his Friday night bowling league to say he doesn't want Sewell on anymore. He tells Phil to talk more about Beckham. He's "real popular over here."......Phil teaches people how to surf the net. Just enter "gay man and a gay journalist" into any search engine.....Hour ThreeChris Norton wants to insure, through the pre-nup, that guys don't have to take a polygraph if their fiancés or wives go missing....Stephanie, Mary, and Judy tell Chris that basically what he wants is the legal guarantee of not being prosecuted if a man kills his woman....Chris responds "he may go temporarily insane when he finds out she's pregnant and leave her in a swamp under a bridge. It's a quid pro quo for promising to marrying her in the first place." He's a turd

Hour 1:"The Backside Boys" Lil Ian Anderson says it's common knowledge that the Backstreet Boys are a gay group, and that they plan to get married to each other. After parodying the titles of popular Peanuts cartoons, David G. Hall joins the program to criticizeHour 2:David G. Hall joins the program to criticize Phil for being disrespectful to the late Charles Schultz. (cont'd) Phil's quiz game with Rita and Holly. Chris Norton from Redono Beach calls the program, he just found out his girlfriend is pregnant even thougHour 3:Chris Norton finds out his girlfriend is pregnant even though he used the "pull-out" method. (cont'd) Phil talks about traveling CBS news journalist Charles Kuralt and the subject of being faithful to your wife. Webmasters note: February 21st-25th Phil go

Hour 1:Lloyd Bonafide is having trouble understanding why his house gets toilet papered every Halloween, when he tells trick or treaters to "Get the hell off my property, and never come back".Hour 2:Chris Norton says he's been caught having sex with married women by the husbands many times, but he's always been able "to cool them out"Hour 3:Phil continues his conversation with Chris Norton. Joe Dickhead and the Profssor make football picks. Daryl Weber and the Funky Chicken Cacophony Liquor Jamboree Show. Daryl's wife broke another chair at the beauty salon, and fell through a man's house after coming down a ski slope.