Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you'll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by "Burglar," a new singular denotation of criminals that illegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as "the victim." Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was "pistiol-whipped" by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson, or Haley Joel Osmont because "precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth."

Vernon Dozier and Raj Feneen debated not just Syria but 'the way of the camel' versus 'the way of International Harvester...' Meanwhile Raj claims his son Todd wept and bitterly complained that he was put through something horrible by seeing the Chargers get waxed at home against Houston last week. Lloyd Bonafide talked with Phil about a camping/fishing trip he was on in the Angeles National Forest that ended with him single-handedly putting out a growing brush fire started by Lloyd and his friends smoking weed and flipping the roaches into the dry grass....Jay Santos called later to tell Phil and Lloyd that the area where the fire had been was gradually "repopulating" with wildlife...not naturally but because Jay bought some squirrels and was now transporting them there...

Tonight we had Jay Santos and General Gaylen Shaw commenting on two special forces operations over the weekend...a Delta commando raid in Libya and a SEAL Team 6 mission in Somallia. Jay claimed that SEAL communications code includes words like "tight," "loose" and "lube." Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and the crew about the fossil of an ancient primate that may be the oft-spoken of missing link. An artists rendering shows the animal with a smile on its face as if, according to Dr. Tarner, its saying "when I come down out of these trees and hit the plains below there are gonna be some changes around here..."

Tonight Dave Oliva and Jay Santos butcher up a report on the Thanksgiving traffic with Jay running up and down the shoulder of the freeway on his Harley stopping at his "checkpoints." Ted Bell and Bill Bruford of Bruford's Turkey Farm argued over how each was going to roll out his commercial. Meanwhile David G. Hall liked the idea of the men combining their messages since Ted's is "We want to put our meat in your mouth" and Bill's is "Our turkey's are moist, tender and willing."

Jay Santos was Phil's in studio guest this evening discussing a variety of safety and law enforcement issues. Jay's inability to the pronounce the letter "L" was brought up as well his refusal to turn around and look at General Shaw who continued his habit of dropping his pants to anyone he disagrees with. He only stopped when Phil threatened to have him locked up for a 72 hour observation. Steve Bosell discussed a new clown hall of fame in Wisconsin that he supports despite the states reputation for 'producing cannibals'. He also brought up a section of the hall "honoring" unfunny clowns such as "Laugh Master" who was so horrid the father of a little girl whose birthday party he worked wanted his money back and then targeted Laugh Master for assassination. Also Harvey Weirman.....

The show started with another discussion of the "white middle class male listeners" Phil has who are turned off by hip-hop. Phil said that you can't sit around your garage playing "Pipeline" forever. Margaret spotted the same woman she saw yesterday morning on The Word network who seemed to have "overly developed lower jaw muscles." Speculation then veered, offensively so, into whether any of the women on screen "gobbed" or "coned." The show's panel had Cliff King, horse trainer, back on to recap the Triple Crown and it turned into a cluster fuck as Cliff exhibited signs of serious dementia on the one hand and indications he was just goofing everyone with his "I'll break a metal pole over my head and I'm 77 years old" act. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about water safety this summer, especially in the ocean. The oceans power, says Jay, can "humiliate, exploit and manipulate a person. It can almost drown you and then toss you onto the shore like you're nothing, with your pants pulled down and your butt in the breeze." Episode 143 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.