Hour One:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure some parent putting sun lotion on their kid "isn't getting their cookies."Hour Two:Lloyd Bonafide has a real problem with the Saddam Hussein underwear picture. When women get a look at "what he got" they may soften their views toward the dictator.Hour Three:Larry Grover, newly re-invented as the "Angry Liberal" comes on to tell Phil the sad tale of being asked the question "If you are against the war for oil Iraq how come you drive a car?" Larry can't think of a good answer so he goes home troubled and perplexed. When his autistic son starts banging a spoon on the table and making barnyard noises, Larry back hands him across the kitchen floor. He blames Bush's policy in Iraq for his kid getting cuffed.

Hour one:Phil recaps the Fourth at the Beach...Phil goes into this rap about an LA Times article on Corti-Slim...Phil interviews Dr. Walgren during a segment of time Bud sold to him called "Dr Walgren Explains It All." On this edition, Dr. Walgren says no one really knows "why ice melts."....Lloyd calls to say that Danny Bonaduce getting fired is another example of the "back-stabbing whore" Jamie White......Phil does his annual summertime beef about "private: beaches.....Jeff Dowder calls to say a friend of his took a picture of him laying on the grass at the Capitol Mall and it looks like the Washington Monument is "coming up out of my slacks."......Hour Two:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police feels that people who blow off lots of fireworks on the Fourth are usually more pro-War "like they are sending a message that's its open season on blowing stuff up....."Hour Three:Art Griego is a retired commercial pilot who believes local baseball diamonds should be turned into private aviation strips where kids can learn how to fly. He says hits far less likely a plane from the strip will crash into your house than a foul ball "will come sailing through your kitchen window and while you turn to get more Gerber's it takes your kids head clean off."

Hour 1Jay Santos is on to talk about Operation Home Alert. He urges Americans to attack people who look like terrorists at the Metrolink station. In the Listener Flashback General Jameson goes head on into a hurricane.Hour 2Doug Danger joins Phil on the show to discuss the Emmy Nominations. Doug wants it to say "Gay" after the Desperate Housewives writers names in the credits.Hour 3Margaret Gray begins the hour by singing Anti-folk songs. She decides to sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind." Bud comes on and tells Phil how he tried out for Billy Biuett on "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest." He says Billy stutters. Jeff Dowder who is a lifeguard says if he sees someone standing there unnatural (like with hands on their side) then their tinkling. Phil closes the show by discussing his gas grill problems.

Hour One:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits and "making deposits in the spank bank."Hour Two:Colonel Gaylan Shaw calls to talk about the new TV show he is a part of, "The People Decide," where, in one episode, the crash of Princess Diana's Mercedes is re-examined in an, ultimately, completely unacceptable way.Hour Three:Darrell Webbers Blues Show kicks off with his sideman Junior T-Bone and special guest Pastor William Rennick. The whole thing comes to a crashing end when David G. Hall calls and tells Phil to "knock off the Amos and Andy stuff....." Frank Gray calls Phil to talk about how he is producing Julia Roberts new play on Broadway....he keeps referring to Ms Roberts as "him"....Little Logan Benson calls to tell the audience what his grandpa has been saying lately.....Phil takes calls from people watching the webcast in Milwaukee, Temecula, El Paso and..............INDIA!

Hour 1:Margaret Gray, Jay Santos, Herb Sewell, Chris Norton, and Lloyd Bonifide join Phil in a roundtable discussion about Natalie Holloway at the Rusty Pelican. Ward R.Jameson with CLAP Radio says it's in bad taste to make fun of Natalie Holloway. Laurel and Hardy get blown up by an Al Qaeda backpack. Baseball News: 5 people stabbed to death at Dodger Stadium. Jack Brant tracking garbage that was released from a space shuttle.Hour 2:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.Hour 3:Dr.Dean Edell says picking your nose makes you look like a goober. Phil talks about his experience with valet parking at "Chapter 8" restaurant. Hal and Viola watched the webcast and were disappointed when they saw that Phil does the show. Frank Gray calls in to talk about Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids, and as usual, gets his genders mixed up.

Hour 1:Restaurant owner Ted Bell purposely set his car alarm off just to see if his neighbors would respond.Hour 2:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police says their annual fundraising carwash was ruined by a competing high school carwash across the street.Hour 3:Phil talks about "primo type" cars and the film United 93. Jeff Dowder announces that Steve Howe died and talks about jumping off Federine Gorge. Phil reads some e-mail.

Hour 1:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are going around tapping on kids cars and looking for drugs. He admits to giving an young girl a full body cavity search.Hour 2:RC Collins joins the program to explain to Phil why he and other cadets roughed up a homeless man with a wooden leg who claimed to be a Vietnam veteran.Hour 3:Phil speaks with a man named Jim Kettering who says that the Spanish influence in America with food items and city names has become overwhelming. Jim asks the question, should there be some kind of cooling off period?