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Tonight Jay Santos and Dave Oliva engaged in an on-air debate about what should be done to offset the loss of police services in the face of budget cuts for many cities. Mr. Oliva, an aspiring police officer, believes we should reduce the number of hours spent training police on how to "make scumbags more comfortable in the patrol car" and spend more money on billy sticks and tasers. Jay Santos believes he and his "auxiliary police" are the answer, deftly manuvering their way around the U.S. Consitution with their "three-step takedown and "dancing past a person in the doorway" to gain access to their home. The following hour it was the return of Reverand Dave Castorini's Youth Ministry. The Reverand had $20,000 stolen from his church accounts by a young church assistant and fouind himself without the funds for a promised trip to Minnesota to open another youth church. He decided to sculpt a piece of art that he was sure would get paying customers to cough up enough money to make up for the shortfall: A blasphemous piece on The Virgin Mary. While Reverand Castorini says he is sorry and he'll never do it again, he also says he does still get "walk up business to see the sculpture."
Justin McElroy and his junior class student prefecture adviser Mr. Model were on the show. It seems Mr. Model bought Facebook stock too early and after it tanked Justin made a crude comment to the man at school in front of others to the effect that Mr Model would want to "get it ready for facebook" while handing him a jar of Vaseline from his gym bag.. Rudy Canosa and Jay Santos talked about a Republican candidate for the US Senate from Indiana who said a child resulting from an act of rape "was intended by God." Rudy said the only thing intended by God was the woman...the pregnancy for him would be a torture chamber. Jay Santos said that what Rudy proposed was right out of the "Valachi Papers....ain't that about Argentina?" Phil tried to talk about a type of Scotch whiskey that is made from barley smoked in a peat fire but Bud said he suspicious of anything smoked and then Margaret asked what THAT meant and finally Frank came on and talked about how he mistakenly subscribed to "Pole Smoke Weekly" and then Margaret finally got it....all to Phil's utter bemusement.
Thursday, December 23, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil hosts an all request show. This means that every bit played on the air is a repeat of some piece of crap Phil did a while back, and you, the listener, enjoyed it so much that you asked to hear it again. The first hour features clips of Lloyd Bonifide pissed off about a neighbor’s sports car, Art Griego is wasted, Jeff Dowder wants to process his “number 2,” Pastor William Rennick hunts werewolf, Vernon Dozier does it his way, and Chris Norton teaches you how to dance sexy! Hour 2: Phil’s all request show continues! Chris Norton’s sexy dance kicks off the hour, since Phil messed it up last time. Clips from hour two include Dave Oliva flaunts his El Camino, Vernon Dozier seeks the love of an 18 year old student, Vernon Dozier again with “Plane go Boom,” and Jeff Dowder explains how jack rabbits start forest fires. Then Phil plays the classic clip of the guy calling in thinking he’s ordering a pizza! Hour 3: Final hour of the all request show starts with Bob Green and cat sandwich. Other requests include Steve Bosell beating children as the result of playing Halo, Silvia vs. David G. Hall, Jay Santos pulling over cars and belt-sanding off a little paint, Jay Santos again patrolling garage sales for child predators, and finally “All you can eat Negro!” Show log by Kyle Davis.
Thursday, March 13, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos claims that he is entitled to some of the reward money for predicting that Elizabeth Smart would be found alive. A caller is astounded that Jay Santos has a theme song, and it ends up being played twice and almost three times. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover says that Americans should boycott lovemaking since it was created and refined by the French. He says "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" refers to a disgusting sex act.

Ep. 887

The panel returns and briefly recaps the gorilla kid situation. Then Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police fills everybody in on the sinkhole in Tracy, CA, and Ted Bell has Bob Green into Ted's of Beverly Hills to discuss handicap accessibility. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 3 2002, Jay Santos is at the mall taking people's cell phones to see if Al Qaieda might be on the other end.

Ep. 2034

“The Jay Santos Experience,” as Jay Santos, Citizens Auxiliary Police, hosts a rare hour.

Ep. 1925

“The Jay Santos Experience,” as Jay Santos, Citizens Auxiliary Police, hosts a rare hour.

Ep. 1499

While Jay Santos was guest hosting the show from last year, present day Jay Santos gets a call from an informant in Colorado.

Ep. 103

Jay Santos of the Citizen Auxiliary Police is, in his words, "interdicting" mountain trash to make sure that they're not carting any meth up to their cabins.

Ep. 99

The classic Jay Santos belt sander episode... the whole hour... from the days of the DC Sniper. A Must-Listen! From October 2002.
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