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Tonight on the Phil Hendrie Show a local musician, Jeff Dowder, tells Phil his Twitter account, Jeff Dowdder, will get him a TV deal the same way "Shit My Dad Says" and "Shhh..Don't Tell Steve" got their creators TV deals. Jeff plays the drums in a beach band and gives drumming lessons to kids, often asking them to perform difficult technical patterns that they have a hard time with and then tweeting that the kids are drumming like they just "stepped into a puddle of water with a high-tension line laying in it." The following hour Pastor William Rennick questioned whether such things as peanut allergies really exist or whether they are the by-product of Americas fascination with holistic and new age healing. Pastor Rennick thinks much of it is in the mind of the sufferer. When told of one woman being allergic to sesame oil he said "Now you gonna tell me people are allergic to Chinese food?"
Larry Grover and his mother Monica talked about Herman Cains problems and Monica Grover revealed that Larry's father had an affair with a girl that worked in his machine shop in Westchester. Mrs Grover also said that to get back at Mr. Grover she had affairs with two aspiring LA politicians, Blake Fondell and J.K. Carruthers, an auto dealer in Santa Monica...... She says Larry saw her and his father, each with their boy and girlfriends, at "Lincoln Bowl" during a league night but that Larry has "blacked it out."   Tigers Woods former caddie's offensive remarks at a recent dinner were discussed by Phil, Pastor William Rennick and Reverand Olindo of the Pentacostal Cathedral in Mexico City.  Reverand Olindo reminded Pastor Rennick that on a recent visit to Mexico he couldn't stop with the Taco Bell jokes With Bud Dickman, Robert Leonard, Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Harvey Weirman and David G. Hall...
Tonight Pastor William Rennick chastised Phil for being a tool of "The Demon." When Phil said Tim Tebow was not that good of a quarterback, Pastor Rennick put some money on the Broncos to support Tebow...but then he got to thinking about it and reversed his bet. He wound up losing big money and blames Phil all the way. Vernon Dozier claims to have been instrumental in setting up the BCS game. And, he says, he wants all the sportswriters to just shut up about how they think some team other than Alabama should be the winner. It happens every year and "I'm sick of it!" Just sick of it!" says Vern.
RC Collins, a cadet at Bradley Military Academey, took exception to Phil's pre-show tirade and the language that he used and with David G. Halls help used that to get Phil to talk about the Miami face-chewing episode and whether it was inspired by the Walking Dead...Margaret Grey, in order to cheer Phil up, sang (or butchered) the song 'Bridge Over Troubled Water." She also carved "Waiting For A Girl Like You" a new ass. Doug Dannger and Pastor William Rennick debated two Abraham Lincoln movies coming put this year; "Lincoln" with Daniel Day-Lewis and the action/schtick flick "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." Pastor Rennick claimed that Lincoln "could kick Dracula's ass, that Interview with a Vampire vampire's ass, Blade's ass and those little twinkle-toe Twighlight vampires' asses!"
Tonight, Pastor William Rennick and Father James McQuarters discussed a recent poll showing confidence in religion is at an alltime low. Pastor Rennick tarced it to the Jimmy Swaggart affair which he got all wrong. "My understanding is he was holed up in dirty, dusty motel with a sister that he had tied up, a boy and a white and that the only traffic ngoing in and out of that room for five days was the delivery of 4 chicken dinners and an order of vodka" Margaret Grey was scheduled for a report on Penn State but Frank, her husband was watching some beauty pageant and apparently masturbabting. Dean Wheeler has produced a documentary on right wing media called "The Right Hand of God." He spoke with Phil from a screening party in the Bay Area where his wife was onstage singing. Dean was assaulted during the interview by a guest irritated with Wheeler's hooting at the stage. With his mouth badly swollen, Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn't happening either. With Bruce Batvey, Lloyd Bonafide, Karen Deauville and Frank Grey.
Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded "panicked and lady-like" when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil 'shrieked like a lady that's seen a mouse."  Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only "surprise meat" being served in school cafeterias but "surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later" Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or "by God I'll make you lick it clean." When Bud yelled out "that's what's she said" Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to "throw a bucket of water on him."
Hour 1:Webmaster's note: Repeat! "We Want Stevie" Pastor Rennick is worried that if Stevie Wonder regains his sight he'll stop grinning and rocking back and forth. "We Want Stevie" Pastor Rennick is worried that if Stevie Wonder regains his sight he'll stop grinHour 2:"Breaking Sobriety" Recovering alcoholic Art Griego recently took a drink... but it doesn't interfere with his AA agreement because it was Remy Martin Louis XIII.Hour 3:"Fat Pride" Roland Schwinn's way of protesting the Atkins' Diet is to eat the last meals of Texas Death Row inmates who were executed.
Hour 1:"Callout 2000" Pastor William Rennick joins the program, he believes the Million Mom March is simply a bunch of white women stealing Louis Farrakhan's idea of the Million Man March. Pastor Rennick says that it's a trend in history for white women to sleepHour 2:"Size Discrimination" Roland Schwinn from the organization "Fat Pride" joins the program live from San Francisco where a spontaneous street demonstration has broken out. "Bringin Back the Speedo" Chris Norton is kicking off his “Chris 2000” tour this summHour 3:Phil and callers discuss "The Most Memorable Steve Bosell Lawsuits."
Thursday, December 16, 2004 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Pastor William Rennick as a guest in the first hour. Pastor Rennick has a sermon he is preaching for the Christmas season called “Crisis in Faith.” In his oration, he argues that while everyone celebrated the birth of Jesus, it was a slap to the face of Joseph as his wife was pregnant with the child of another man. It did not matter that God was the father to Jesus; Joseph’s reaction should have been to put buckshot in the man who impregnated his wife. Later, Logan joins the show for “My Grandpa Says.” Hour 2: RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joins the show in the second hour. RC discusses how he strives to enter the 101st Airborne after he graduates, and go on to fight the war in Iraq. That said, he argues that people that he is fighting for are not worthy of his sacrifice for the country (spoken as if he is currently fighting.) Women have loose morals, they dress scantily clad, and they are over aggressive (all traits he does not like), stemming from them being molested at the church. Jeff Dowder comes on for Hypothetical America. Today’s topic is “What would it be like if people could fly,” and in Jeff’s scenario, the ramifications of human flight would lead to mass suicides. Hour 3: Bud reflects on Jeff’s segment from the last hour. Phil talks about video games and his new car, the 2005 convertible Jackass, and then touches on his marriage. In response, Bud plays sentimental music. Public Television presents “Fooling around with Dad’s gun,” with Brian Warshan. David G. Hall has Phil hooked up to the show monitor for being dull. Show log by Kyle Davis.
Hour One:Phil starts out by referencing an e-mail from some scumbag that loves his show but thinks our soldiers in Iraq are baby-killers. Then Gene and Mary Templeton's Wine Tasting Show features wines made by celebrities. Gene says the pinot noir made by Greg Norman takes like "arse." The game show, "Who Wants To Be A Human Sacrifice Follows" where a housewife allows her still-beating heart to be carved out of her chest for cash and prizes. Pastor William Rennick comes on briefly to tell Phil he and "Miss Clara" are going to Rome to see if the Pope really does go to heaven in a fiery chariot because if he does, Pastor Rennick says, "my clothes come off."Hour Two:Sportswriter Don Killgalen from the Dallas Evening Telegram is Phil's guest. He says that Wade Boggs shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame because he was so dumb that if and when kids visit Cooperstown and look at his bust, they'll be staring into his "dumb, dead eyes." He says Ryne Sandberg shouldn't be in the Hall because he was overexposed being on TV for so many years with the Cubs and people will see his bust in Cooperstown and say "him again?" He doesn't think Thurman Munson belongs in the Hall because he was too dumb to land an airplane and he doesn't think Steve Garvey belongs in the Hall because his wife, Cindy, was on television with Regis Philbin.Hour Three:Dave Oliva is a waiter at the Grand Junction Steak House in Westwood. he is also studying to be a LAPD officer. He uses "law enforcement procedure" at the restaurant by telling people to stack their dishes nicely before he brings the check. If they don't, he follows them to door and says "hey man, nice job stacking those dishes." At one point, he says people are such pigs that a family left something in a napkin and he "wasn't sure what it was."
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