The show started with David G. Hall, who was on to tell Phil to pander to conservatives by saying that it's good Bush apologized to keep Jesse Jackson from stealing attention. Phil walks out and leaves David to play harmonica. Jay Santos joined us in the second hour. He said that you can't blame the Cincinnati cop for shooting the unarmed black kid. You see, Cincy cops come from Northern Kentucky and are hillbillies, who are too stupid to know the difference. RC Collins kicked off the third hour to say that "respect policies" suck. RC thinks that he's lived more than his teachers. He's had cancer, his parents divorced, kidney failure, etc. What are they gonna be able to teach him after all that? They should call him "sir". Phil wrapped up the show with a rant about FCC indecency rules getting more strict. They now have huge microphones and reel to reel tapes that can hear every conversation, public or provate, taking place.

Lloyd Bonafide kicked off the show to say that he wants to volunteer to go to DC to shoot the Chinese pandas at the zoo as payback for the hostage deal. Ted Bell joined us in the second hour. Ted said that Phil didn't announce that Ted would be at the post office wearing tennis shorts and a sweater so he could get into the front of the line. He pays lots of taxes and should get to cut in line. RC Collins finished the second hour with his Sopranos report. Dean Wheeler wrapped up the show with his report, "This Ain't LA: An Overview of the Cincinnati Riots." Dean thinks the Cincy riot won't be as good as the LA riots because LA has warm, sunny weather and palm trees, so people will care more.

Phil kicked off the show to discuss breaking news: Michael Jackson will perform at Madison Square Garden this summer. Oh, the horror of it all. RC Collins joined us to close the first hour. He wants to be a leader in the Black Youth movement. So what if he's white? RC feels their pain. His slogan is, "Back to Africa: A new idea again." Bobbie Dooley was on in the second hour to talk about the 2 year anniversary of the Columbine shooting. She wants to eliminate all record and mention of Columbine to prevent future attacks. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from listeners.

Bobbie Dooley started the show to say that gas prices don't affect her. Her neighbor commented that they might get rid of their Yukon because of high gas prices. She'll pile kids into her car like the "Spanish." Margaret Grey kicked off the second hour. She says that low self-esteem from doing shitty movies has caused Robert Downey Jr. to do all those drugs. RC Collins closed the second hour with his Sopranos report. Phil then started the third hour with a rant about stuff Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville should do... He then continued on to do a bit called "keep Phil from hanging up on you." Phil then wrapped up the show to tell a story about crapping in his underwear as a kid.

Austin Amarca kicked off the show as the "Ultimate Cowboys Fan." He thinks that the Cowboys are the greatest team ever and losing Aikman won't matter. They'll still be the greatest. The second hour featured RC Collins. RC thinks that video games and violent movies cause the kids to shoot other kids. "Parents need to take control of us because we are out of control." Steve Bosell and Harvey Wireman closed up the show witha  '70s party. They played Twister. Dale Montez pinned Steve down and farted in his face, and he's since been unable to sleep with his wife.

Bobbie Dooley started the show with a very controversial opinion about the recent school shooting. Bobbie thinks that the "dorks" who shot up the students in school need to know that the bullying they endured is just the way things are. They should be honored that popular kids would even spend attention on them. The second hour started with Austin Amarca, who was letting out the secret that all Nascar fans really love to see crashes and deaths. "When Dale Earnheardt died I had the best sex ever with my wife, and saw the face of Jesus." Phil closed the second hour with a rant about Wall Street. RC Collins kicked off the final hour saying that Jordan could come back to play ball for another ten years and still be competitive with the current players. Phil ended the show with a rant about the Lakers, Jordan, basketball, hocket, and his family tree.

Margaret Grey opened the show. She thinks that if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have a baby it will ruin Brad's career. He might get so frustrated that he will throw the kid out of a car window. RC Collins started the second hour to give a Sopranos update. "I'm not as impressed as the rest of you." He thinks that the mob is nothing but a bunch of scumbags. Art Bell joined us in the second hour to tell the audience about a space fungus that is growing on his genitals. He also wanted to discuss a new Peenman product, which is for use in case the Earth's gravity stops. Phil closed the second hour with a rant about peeing in wet suits, his diet, and Weight Watchers. Chris Norton was on in the third hour to talk about green beer. Does it come out of women green? He wants to video tape women peeing into beakers and will do scientific tests to see the effects. Phil wrapped up the show with another rant. This time it was about experiments conducted by colleges.

Hour 1: Bob Green says the chicken head that was found in a box of chicken wings will have zero impact, because to walk out on McDonalds would be like slapping your mother in the face. Phil closes talking about a McDonalds visit, and the consistency and convenience. Hour 2: Phil talks about his invented characters & is joined by Margaret Grey, Harvey Wireman & RC Collins... Hour 3: Dave Oliva claims woman need both sides of their brains to store up all the gossip & things to throw back at you during an argument; Pastor William Rennick claims Rosa Parks sat in the front of the bus because she didn’t want to sit next to him being a Dodgers fan; Phil talks about the NFL.

Christmas Day - "Best Of" on the radio. Hour one: Doug Dannger reviews Meg Ryan (from 10/13/00). Hour two: Ted Bell talks about how the Palestinians are 'blowing it.' (from 10/13/00). Hour three: RC Collins and his vampire cult plus Bud fucks with Phil's rant (10/13/00)