Bobbie and Steve Dooley called from Bass Lake, California aboard their speed boat as they were tearing ass all over the lake in the dark. Their little "safety excursion" ended when Steve accidentally took out a floating outhouse that the town sheriff, Hessler Nutenberg, had set down in to take a dump, leaving Bobbie with the anchor chain wrapped around her neck. Dr. Ron Tarner discussed his fervent desire with Phil that UFO's exist as alien craft because he wants them to destroy mankind. Dr. Tarner is frustrated by the stupidity of UFO fanatics and wants them to be proven right so that the aliens that do exist wind up eating everyone and leaving Earth a barren plant. RC Collins and Cadet Watson checked in on the discussion and assured Phil's listeners that they would stand against alien invasion and that Watson would "rip the heads off the Martians and crap down their necks."

Tonight RC Collins joined the show to discuss Pete Rose's comments on not having made the right mistake. He gambled. He didn't beat his wife or use drugs. Don Berman on having the WiFi in his house hacked and images of him nude from the waist down circulated throughout the neighborhood. And some other stuff too...

Our show this evening featured RC Collins, Cadet Watson and Commandant Weirman upset with the young females of America going nuts over One Direction while the cadets are forced to "thumb it at 5th and Main." (The location of Bradley Military Academy) Granger Batholemew and Don Berman discuss the "Eric" Snowden story until they find out it isn't "Eric," it's "Edward." Mr. Bartholomew says that he is a hard working journalist and when he comes home at the end of the week his girlfriend knows he's been working hard because he smells like "fecal matter." Dr. Phil McGraw tweeted something controversial like "would you have sex with a drunk girl, yes or no?" It was immediately condemned by all......all except Dean Wheeler who said the doctor was simply asking for advice!

Steve Bosell and Bud Dickman recap the Sunday Game of the Week, commenting on the wearing of pink by NFL players in support of Breast Cancer Awareness and how it may make some quarterbacks targets.... Also Steve talks about dealing with someone who mistook him saying "Lickity-split" for a reference to spitting on his hands before "working it in..." RC Collins talked about computer hackers and how Phil changing his identity may involve "getting a vagina installed" and changing his name to Barbara.

In the first hour Phil talked about Kim Jung Un's uncle getting executed, and Don Berman joined the show to talk about Hollywood Park closing. During the second hour Don Burman continues to talk about the closing of Hollywood park from Cory Downs. He's betting on the horses again and of course losing. He says the whole thing is fixed and he's threatening the horses and jockeys. RC Collins calls in to say that Don is a degenerate gambler and Watson agrees. He says he knows a little bit about horse racing because his dad used to have a box. He then insults General Shaw. Bud's starts talking about the monkey at the beginning of 2001 and everyone thinks Phil needs a vacation. Mavis Leonard comes on in the final hour. She's on her way to the store to get some Henry Weinhard. She's talking about a number of random things. Bud says that gambling is a sin, his Mom's church says so. This leads to Phil calling Pastor Rennick to explain some things. Bud says his Mom does the scratch and sniff. The Pastor starts talking about in the bye and bye you go bye bye and the Devil says hi, or something like that.

General Shaw flew to Chattanooga last night after the show and tried to get to Atlanta for a talk at a school. But he refused to get into the courtesy van. Phil recalls his time in Atlanta when it snowed there in 1993. Pastor William Rennick calls in about toilet paper and Hosea Williams. Charlie LaFountain is on to talk about President Obama using Executive orders. He's also attracted to Michele Bachmann. Phil talks about Representative Michael Grimm. This guy got mad at a New York reporter and he threatened to throw him off a building. RC Collins calls in with his opinion. Bud is getting out of control. Margaret talks about her time as a dancer. David G Hall calls in to discuss talk radio. Phil has some trouble with the printer. Phil and Margaret talk about Justin Bieber and his problems. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer.