Hour 1:Grocery Store CEO Bob Greene joins the program to talk about employee reviews. In this particular review Bob posted a notice in his employee lunch room that says "Sexual Addiction? We Can Help" with a number that went to a direct line in Bob's office. Bob says this is the most efficient way to weed out "perverts" from his store that are a risk to fellow employees and customers.Hour 2:Gay Journalist Doug Danger wrote an article in his column which stated that NBC must hire an African American female to replace Katie Couric on The Today Show. Doug says it's significant that he didn't receive a single e-mail that questioning or criticizing what he was saying.Hour 3:A homeless man named Christian tells Phil his material is off tonight, David G. Hall agrees. RC Collins will be watching "Teachers" tonight, and says that Sarah Shahi is too hot to be a terrorist. Margaret Gray found a website with a black actresses called Spookvillage.com. Herb Sewell is having a "Teachers" viewing party. Phil talks about David Lee Roth and reads some e-mail

Hour 1:Alf calls in from Miami, he runs a deli that is serving the "Hendrie Dog" in honor of Phil. Lloyd calls in with an opposing view. Police officer Ben Rathman says the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile had an attempted hijacking. RC Collins checks in with a question about TV coroners. David Hall and Bud want Phil to "Push out a TV log" every night. Phil talks about standards and practices. The PHS presents... "Breasts Tonight" with your host Jim Dooley. Phil is not eating pork anymore.Hour 2:Bobbie Dooley found a Burmese cat that belongs to her neighbor but she refuses to return it to its owner.Hour 3:Phil plugs the 2005 "Best of" CD. Phil rants about "Teachers" and talks about kid actors and their parents. Phil talks about "no smoking" laws and War of the Worlds. Dean is looking for the Hollywood Sign, Margaret Gray calls in to help. Phil thinks we are the most advanced species in the universe.